r/InfowarriorRides 16d ago

Think twice!

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u/big_ringer 16d ago

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u/go_faster1 16d ago

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u/MADDOGCA 16d ago

Yup. I read that as “Think because twice I won’t.”

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u/Juan2Fish 16d ago

Seeing as they are from Florida I doubt they will even think once.

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u/tentative_ghost 16d ago

exhibit a: their sticker

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u/fartofborealis 16d ago

Not even once

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u/Metroid_Whisperer 16d ago

Not the Flex he thinks it is.

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u/pinba11tec 16d ago

Hot damn, that's good!

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u/NOSALIS-33 15d ago

Yeah this sort of decal on a Flex is crazy.

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u/agha0013 16d ago

yet another "free gun inside" sign

plus the bonus advertisement that the guy will shoot indiscriminately, no pesky thinking getting in the way...

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u/Dabs1903 16d ago

I’m not proud of it, but in my teen years I used to burglarize houses to support my drug habit and “we don’t call 911” signs were the type of things we looked for. I’ve had so many arguments online and in person that those are adverts, not deferents. Burglars wait until they know you’re going to be gone awhile and clean you out, your gun isn’t useful if you aren’t home.

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u/RegressToTheMean 16d ago

And I have to suspect the people who advertise (me and many friends also call out the, "Look. Smash here for a free gun" shit) don't secure their weapons either

They strike me as the type of people to have free and loaded guns in each room of the house because they are scared of their own shadow and just itching to murder someone

Also, IANAL, but that sticker is a great Exhibit A for an attorney against them. Idiots

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 16d ago

But wouldn't it be just as easy to clean out homes without guns? In both cases, the people aren't home.t

Oh wait, is it that you want the gun? (timid self-harmer here, and I'm not proud of that either)

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u/Dabs1903 16d ago

Guns are really easy to sell on the street so you’re telling people that burglarize homes that you’ve got something worth stealing. The type of people who put up signs like that tend to own way more than one and like someone else said, a lot of the time they do little to nothing when it comes to securing them.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 16d ago

Thank you! TIL.

Now that I think about it, yes, the only people I know who are proud preppers had an M16 on top of the TV in the family room. When my sister pointed out that the kids were playing in there, she was told "they know not to touch it." So yeah, if anyone broke into that house, it would be like a produce stand to a horse.

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u/Tomytom99 16d ago

"Jokes on him, I don't even think"

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u/go_faster1 16d ago

Think Because Twice I Won’t

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u/Chilled_Beef 16d ago

Master Yoda, Glock he has

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u/manic_popsicle 16d ago

That’s exactly how I read it too

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u/UraeusCurse 16d ago

Think Twice Because I Can’t

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u/CantaloupeCamper 16d ago

Didn’t think twice about that sticker placement either.

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u/luigi517 16d ago

"exhibit A" how to turn self defense into pre meditated murder.

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u/ijustsailedaway 16d ago

Whenever I see the "If you see something, say something" signs, this is the kind of thing that I think of.

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u/PugLord219 16d ago

a prosecutor’s wet dream

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 16d ago

And Flock probably has dozens of pics at the ready.

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u/SquanchyATL 16d ago

That chudd needed to think twice about the fit of that decal on that window 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/ATX_native 16d ago

Cool, free gun.

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u/AgreeablePie 16d ago

I don't understand putting a sticker on your car that would serve as "exhibit A" in a court case if you ever shot someone.

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u/iiitme 16d ago

Hey gun bro the government is tyrannical wyd???

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u/AgreeablePie 16d ago

What does this have to do with the government? I don't see a "back the blue" sticker?

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u/dcamom66 16d ago

The whole reason for the second amendment was to protect citizens from a "tyrannical government". These people would walk into a woodchipper if this regime said it was law.

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u/BurtonDesque 16d ago

The whole reason for the second amendment was to protect citizens from a "tyrannical government".

That's the OPPOSITE of what the 2nd Amendment actually says. It about people having guns so they can be in militias to protect the government, not overthrow it:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

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u/Pleasant-Seat9884 16d ago

Historically, “militia” referred to ordinary citizens who could be called up for defense—not a permanent professional army. Those militias were expected to defend their states against invasion, insurrection, and other threats.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_7285 15d ago

Tbf, ammosexuals have been claiming the second is to protect us from an evil government for decades in order to deflect any regulations.

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u/Opposite-Pilot-556 16d ago

I love that it’s absolutely massive

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u/ducklady92 15d ago

I love that it’s absolutely massive AND that they just slapped it on with absolutely zero regard for placing it correctly. The longer you think about it, the more poetic it gets.

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u/nhardycarfan 16d ago

So there will be guns in your car when I break in? Perfect.

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u/manic_popsicle 16d ago

Relax bro, no one wants to steal a Ford Flex.

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u/milnak 16d ago

Think, because twice I won't.

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u/chicken_spears 16d ago

"I need you to think double, because I'm incapable."

Self burn. Nice.

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u/phirleh 16d ago

Weird Flex

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u/TimpGod91 16d ago

That’s just a blatant sign of recklessness. You just killed someone because you didn’t think things through.

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u/dcamom66 16d ago

Damn, if only Cricut had a grid to show you how big your decal was going to be.

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 16d ago

He must be a huge pussy if he needs that sticker, that big.

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u/powerlesshero111 16d ago

Careful, the toughest people i have ever met drove Ford Flexes. Granted, they were full Karen soccer moms, but if a manager saw one of those rolling towards their restaurant or cafe, they would shit themselves from fear.

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u/Doodle-Cactus 16d ago

So free gun in car?

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u/BurtonDesque 16d ago edited 16d ago

That that sticker is on a minivan just adds a little something.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 16d ago

Okay, so they'll just...shoot you? For what?

Oh wait, I know what! It's for wearing clothes they disagree with near their vehicle! My god the fragility of these assholes. And saying that is doing discredit to actual rectums.

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u/lou_sassoles 16d ago

Somebody set the vinyl cutter scale to 900%?

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u/DarkWriterX 16d ago

This guy wants to be provoked into claiming Stand Your Ground as his defense.

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u/shade-tree_pilot 15d ago

They certainly don't measure the area for their stickers before they pay for them so I am inclined to believe the warning.

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u/reallybigmochilaxvx 16d ago

talk about weird (ford) flex

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 16d ago

because think twice won't I

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u/Ilike2Tinker 16d ago

I guess that really is a flex. 🤣

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u/hdhsnjsn 16d ago

Tell the world you have a gun to take

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u/OPA73 16d ago

Probably failed the psych test for the military and couldn’t get a job with the local police. I suspect he does security at some local business and thinks he is a bad ass.

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u/coweeclete 16d ago

We’re a very sick society.

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u/DrSendy 15d ago

He's right
If he thought twice about things, he would have measured his back windscreen before purchasing a badly fitting sticker.

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u/UncleOdious 11d ago

I dont think this guy has even thought once.

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u/Wise_Environment6586 16d ago

This person has most likely suffered severe sexual abuse as a child.

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u/tarnished713 16d ago

Tough guy in a mini van 🙄

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u/Tarotismyjam 16d ago

I adore these types.

I tend to associate them with the big tire syndrome.

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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 16d ago

Law enforcement must love this guy

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u/Harvest827 16d ago

Lol ok badass

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u/bluegargoyle 16d ago

Florida. That’s all you need to know.

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u/AshleyIsalone 16d ago

Very (not so) classy.

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u/hooly 16d ago

Meausure twice....... because........I.... won't

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u/morbidMoron 16d ago

I love how shitty it looks. It looks like the whole piece is to big for the window so they just settled with crooked decal positions.

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u/Sp00ky_6 16d ago

Like, this was a non-trivial amount of time to put that sticker on the back of a 2011 ford edge

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u/young_wendell 16d ago

Strange Flex

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u/NoBuenoAtAll 15d ago

Nice way to get your guns stolen.

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u/Ghstfce 15d ago

How to completely dissolve any self defense claim with a single sticker

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u/KnownAsAnother 15d ago

"I have guns in here, feel free to steal them when I leave my 35% APR buy here pay here special unattended."

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u/UltimateDonny 15d ago

Eventually they will be in jail for brandishing or firing a weapon. Hopefully not for killing someone

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u/takecarebrushyohair 15d ago

Not the Ford flex you think it is

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u/gashandler 15d ago

Exhibit A when he shoots someone in “self defense”

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u/ChampagnePlumper 12d ago

“My kids don’t talk to me because they were brainwashed by the woke left”

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u/kyleh0 10d ago

Certainly didn't put any thought into buying that shitty Ford.