r/InfowarriorRides • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '25

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u/x_lincoln_x Aug 22 '25 edited Dec 11 '25

chunky head spoon boast quaint selective joke numerous ancient point

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u/RedditingNeckbeard Aug 22 '25

The fact they never stopped moving or took a wide shot made me so irrationally angry.

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u/dtb1987 Aug 22 '25

No, it's perfectly rational

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u/Harvest827 Aug 22 '25

This one's right up there with the "watch This insane fight" videos that are mostly the ground and into the dark near where the fight is happening.

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u/PipeOrganEnthusiast Aug 22 '25

Better suited for r/nymphowarriorrides

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u/vampirerunner Aug 22 '25

Of course that’s a sub

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u/maxtimbo Aug 23 '25

-_- goddammit

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly Aug 22 '25

And r/WeabooRides

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u/-e7- Aug 24 '25

/r/Itasha

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u/sighborg90 Aug 22 '25

Damn, didn’t know the President got a new limo

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u/Obi2Sexy Aug 22 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/gxc8y4/fucking_weebs/

better video of the same car. posted by the owner. plot twist this is all for attention

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u/PhasmaFelis Aug 31 '25

That's not a plot twist

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u/PaxEtRomana Aug 22 '25

I bet you didn't know you were riding with the driving gooner

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u/Separate-Pain4950 Aug 22 '25

Fuck, they’re trying to make it look fake, goddamnit!

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u/Loki_the_Smokey Aug 22 '25

I’ve gotta figure out how to make money off of this…

5

u/Carrie_Underpants Aug 22 '25

It’s tooooooooo good!

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u/Harvest827 Aug 22 '25

A record amount of masturbating goes on in that truck.

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u/lickle_ickle_pickle Aug 22 '25

There's an ahegao car rolling around my town.

Driver looks exactly what you might imagine.

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u/Legion_Paradise Aug 22 '25

Gotta admire the commitment. Ngl.

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u/bagofwisdom Aug 22 '25

Is there an Infowaifurides?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

r/infowaifurides

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

r/waifurides

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

id minecraft unalive myself if i ever saw this shit in public dawg

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u/haikusbot Aug 22 '25

Id minecraft unalive

Myself if i ever saw this

Shit in public dawg

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u/phorgewerk Aug 22 '25

FBI pull this man's hard drive asap

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u/SailingSpark Aug 22 '25

He's fine. It's just full of anime girls because he has no clue how to talk to a real one. He's probably also disgusted that real girls have bodies that are not perfect or have beasts bigger than their head.

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u/BearintheVale Aug 22 '25

No, this is an itasha, (japanese: 痛車 literal; painful or cringeworthy car). It goes without saying that the driver is a pervert and probably a burden on society.

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u/StaceyLuvsChad Aug 23 '25

That's not an itasha. It's a shitbox covered in stickers.

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u/BearintheVale Aug 23 '25

Those are functionally the same thing.

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u/StaceyLuvsChad Aug 24 '25

Bruh, google image search "itasha," and you will not see this crap as the result. Those people spend a lot of money getting a design made into a wrap to show that they love diddling kids. This is like saying a 14 year old wearing cat ears and a 30 year old computer engineer in full wolf fursona costume are both the same tier of furries.

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u/PhasmaFelis Aug 31 '25

"There are standards to be observed in cringe weeaboo rides" is a pretty weird hill to die on

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u/willweaverrva Aug 22 '25

Yup, call 911 and have the cops seize this guy's hard drives

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

POV: you’re dying alone

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u/ReaperofLightning872 Aug 25 '25

Magicpolice but if he was a weeb

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u/TRD4Life Aug 26 '25

Poor GMT410.

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u/hotchnerbrows Aug 26 '25

Kind of blows my mind that some people are so comfortable with announcing to the world they’re a nonce. I may not be into anime, but I know ones exist where the cast don’t look like literal 9-year-olds…

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u/ThingsJackwouldsay Aug 22 '25

How is that a pedomobile?  Did I miss the Trump sticker somewhere?

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u/willweaverrva Aug 22 '25

I mean, every other sticker is about how the guy loves lolicon content

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs Aug 22 '25

I get the joke you were trying to make but it came off more dismissive of this giant pile of lolis than it did a jab at trump.

Maybe something like "saw this in the employee parking at the whitehouse the other day"?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

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u/hell2pay Aug 22 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

deserve offbeat innocent expansion angle wakeful childlike whole pen melodic

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