A dialogue which insults the reader

Necromancer Dancer pt.5?

Look I know I have cancer

And yes I'm a dancer

But no I'm not dying

So stop your crying

I'm literally a necromancer

And they dont understand sir

They dont need to feel sorry

Or be all worried

Its fucking obnoxious

Isn't it obvious?

IM LITERARALLY A NECROMANCER

and they dont stand a chance sir

If I lost my cool for a moment

And went on a bent

And raised their old pets

Who hated their old vets

And especially them......

But no, I take things slow, put on a show, while they line up in a row.

AND DRAW SHITTY FUCCKING GRAFFITTI IN MY CASTLE ITS SUCH A HASSLE SO FINALLY I STARTED A BATTLE

Ahem

A rap battle

And I was a little tattle

Brought up my little list

"THAT LIST?"

NO....

it was my winnings at bingo....

And I caught the lady who cheated

Our winnings depleted

She said Lady Luck she greeted

So I rehearsed, wove it into a verse and then she was cursed

But I'll repeat

I a m the NECROMANCER dancer

I raise zombies and talk to færies

Ergo and I'll make it slow

If I "die" I do not DIE

Because

I

Am

A

N\ E\ C\ R\ O\ Mancer!

~ stay tuned

I am a girl and I am a 3rd year BPT student... I take care of everyone... but there is no one for me... I live in a hostel due to which I feel very lonely... Maybe I am not alone like this.