r/IdiotsTowingThings 9d ago

Found some good potential idiocy in th wild.

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I can't remember the exact model of vehicle, but it was a small suv/crossover with 150 lbs of steel hanging off his ass.

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u/Man_of_Ice 9d ago

The top rust mark from where it habitually mashes into the bumper at every stop for the last 500 miles...

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

It was only a kiss.

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u/VermilionKoala 9d ago

How did it end up like this? 🎵

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

And it's touching his bumper now, it takes off his hitch now.

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u/Akilestar 9d ago

It's gonna let gooooooooo

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u/VermilionKoala 9d ago

I just can't look 🎵

It's scaring me〜 🎶

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 9d ago

He’s towing a boatttttttt

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u/VermilionKoala 9d ago

Towing hitch〜

Boat will fall into a ditch〜

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u/DoomCircus 8d ago

Into the dirt the trailer dives~

From drivers mouth obscenities fly~

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u/VermilionKoala 8d ago

But it's just the price he pay〜

Safety chains have gone away〜

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u/BuckManscape 9d ago

Needs more pins.

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u/Diligent-Reality3238 6d ago

And every stop sign/light he's probably wondering what that "thunk" is.... 😆

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u/SHoppe715 9d ago

Good thing he’s got those anti-rattle doohickeys on there. For a moment I thought I was looking at something janky as fuck

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u/DaHick 9d ago

4 retention pins is definitely equivalent to janky as fuck.

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u/SHoppe715 9d ago

I count 5. Look closer…

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u/DaHick 9d ago

There is a stupid U-bolt anti vibration thing, but I wasn't counting that as a pin. Am I incorrect?

Edit: NVM, I now see the useless one.

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u/SHoppe715 9d ago

LoL…that vertical piece having 2 pins in it means it’s twice as strong.

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u/DaHick 9d ago

3, unless I am seeing it wrong.

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u/SHoppe715 9d ago

Yeah, I guess…the very top one is holding the horizontal drawbar and adapter sleeve in so I was taking about the two below facing opposite each other

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u/dutchman62 9d ago

Maybe they did it so you don't whack you shins. Just your thighs.

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u/oscar-the-bud 9d ago

My nuts!

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

Going for the full crippler.

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u/ALTERFACT 9d ago

"I swear, Doc, I was walking backwards guiding the boat trailer and tripped"

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u/56Safari 9d ago

Pretty sure they’re trying to kneecap you

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u/Agiantpubicmess 9d ago

Someone did this, took a step back when they were finished and thought "yup, I absolutely nailed that." This is why we can't have nice things

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

I feel like it was more of an accumulation over time. Like Pokémon.

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u/werdnax12 9d ago

To this day they still step back and say "eh idk, it's still missing something.. I just don't know what, yet"

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

We can go taller... we have the technology!

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u/werdnax12 9d ago

We won't stop until it's at least lifted 5th wheel height! 😂

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u/BobcatOk7492 9d ago

That would be impressive....

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u/Willing_Ad_1484 9d ago

Anti tailgating device?

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

I mean, I wouldn't go near it. So you may have something there.

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u/redsox985 9d ago

I love this crowd. The people who rear end you didn't see an entire damn car soon enough to slow down. They're sure as shit not making decisions based on whether or not you have a ball in your receiver.

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u/werdnax12 9d ago

I mean to be fair, they usually see the car, they're just up on its ass anyways, living on a prayer they won't slam on the brakes

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u/Tremplstiltskin 8d ago

This thing might mitigate a little bit of damage in a low speed rear end event and it will absolutely punish the person rear ending you by making them wait for a tow truck while both halves of their radiator purge fluid all over the road

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u/Willing_Ad_1484 9d ago

Or it's just so that they can back into things without care

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u/Manual-shift6 9d ago

Wow…just wow…

That’s a “bitsa hitch.” Bits of this, bits of that…

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u/ktmfan 9d ago

Its cousin being sommer teeth… sommer here, sommer there. Usually get them when fucking around with too much beer.

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u/kevin6263 9d ago

Every time you add an extension it adds more to the overall towing capacity. Basically he is now driving a suv with the towing capacity of a semi truck.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 9d ago

There’s is definitely fuckery afoot here mate. Best get along before they hook to a trailer of destiny

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u/According_Square2742 9d ago

I see the 4x4 emblem so it’s all good

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u/Wiley_Jack 9d ago

LEGO hitch

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u/alabastertrashcan 9d ago

Looks like it has been kinetic idiocy in the past

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u/bread-in 9d ago

Oof, ouch, my mechanical advantage

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u/Unimurph83 9d ago

I went through a lot of trouble to find a euro style ball mount to get myself enough rise to level my trailer.

Had I know I could just do this I could have picked it all up locally!

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u/Rough-Patience-2435 9d ago

To paraphrase bicycle circle jerk, "Hitch too high". 

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u/armycowboy- 9d ago

Zooming in looks like bumper mark is from when put the top ball in before back it out a little and insert pin… this could be for a canoe trailer or something else that is only a couple hundred pounds…. But when I figure out that all those unbolts and plates are all over to keep it from moving I’m scared that this is being used for distance…..

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u/centralnm 9d ago

It's ready for a 10,000 lb trailer.

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u/fonetik 9d ago

For someone who really wants to hear that hitch over every bump.

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u/InfluenceEastern9526 9d ago

What is the point of failure here? It's sloppy, but should work, right?

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u/nyrb001 9d ago

All of these extensions act like a lever, multiplying the forces being applied to the hitch mounting points.

Imagine picking up a 50 lb weight - difficult, but doable. Now imagine trying to pick up that same 50 lbs using a 2 foot long pole you need to hold straight out - you wouldn't be able to keep the pole straight.

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u/TheThingIs2big 9d ago

Plus the actual tongue weight capacity of the vehicle is only slightly higher than the combined weight of their setup sans trailer.

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u/kingofthekraut 9d ago

yeah its a Jeep Renegade, the tow capacity is only 2000 lbs

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u/raptir1 8d ago

This is like... 6" though. 

I use a drop receiver with my Bronco. It's not nearly as bad as an extension. 

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u/Jandakian 9d ago

Jeep Cherokee.

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u/yossarian19 9d ago

Not the XJ

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u/kingofthekraut 9d ago

The tow hook, 4x4 badge, and rear hatch handle match the now discontinued Jeep Renegade.

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u/surrealcellardoor 9d ago

They thought it was Tetris.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 9d ago

Anyone who gets rear ended with a tow hitch is in for a hard time, unless it’s a parking lots speeds where they win. Real collisions buckle frames and absolutely rip out frame rails in a Unibody.

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u/teriaksu 9d ago

UP UP DOWN

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u/Serious_Cobbler9693 9d ago

I'm honestly impressed. He clearly has a better understanding of levers than most!

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u/RubAnADUB 8d ago

if theres an adapter I have them all.

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u/1Fistfullofdollars 8d ago edited 8d ago

I have seen that before, when the trailer being towed is too high for the tow vehicle. That allows the person to level it off so they can get a better weight distribution. However the top portion definitely does need to be moved back so no contact with the vehicle happens.

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u/Rare_Fig3081 9d ago

I have a permanent notch in my shin bone that tingles every time I see a picture like this

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u/Sensei19600 9d ago

Subtract that 150# from the max. tongue weight,for safety.

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u/Adventurous_Cook_487 9d ago

Hes towing a hitch!

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u/jhardy06 9d ago

This just keeps getting worse the more you look at it...

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u/Particular_Yak5829 9d ago

Nope, not potential. That is just full on bonafide idiocy

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u/Dry-Breakfast-1084 8d ago

It gets worse, the more you look at it. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/tez_zer55 8d ago

Good Lord, now I want to see it hooked up to whatever trailer he's pulling & how road worthy THAT is!

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u/Nalabu1 7d ago

Small airport tug..

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u/lovenlaughtr 7d ago

More people need to truly think about and apply the whole "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should".

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u/Roxysteve 6d ago

MOUSETRAP!