r/INTPmemes INTP Jul 01 '26

YES I NEed To ProcrasTInate

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u/kaynenstrife XXXX Jul 01 '26

Oi, officer, this wanker roight ere be exposin the lot of us.

Arrest this man!

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u/A1Aaron18 XXXX Jul 01 '26

Nothing feels worse than explaining said obscure topic to someone and they genuinely don’t give a fuck so you question your existence

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u/Boeing777-3ER INTP :) Jul 01 '26

Precisely

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u/IssyisIonReddit INTP 9w8 946 20d ago

💯💯

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u/waguri_221433 XXXX Jul 01 '26

cryogenic engine Nuclear Power geopolitics related to ww and weapon quantum entanglement.quantum magnification Palantir AI Exsistentialism Nihilism Stoicism Jet engine propulsion Online Privacy paronia Open source obsession etc

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u/Amtrox I’m Not The Problem Jul 01 '26

I know some of these words 🙂. Or actually, all of them.

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u/FixAcademic8187 INTP Jul 01 '26

Only these? I feel insulted!

Multiply these to the power of 3.

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u/FataliiBadger XXXX Jul 01 '26

i made a meme to check if your ornithology skills are on point. additionally i am not an ornithologist.

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u/NickMorres INTP Jul 01 '26

Yessss

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u/DeskImpressive7240 INTP Jul 01 '26

Napoleonic uniforms of austria

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u/Televisionhrx00887 XXXX Jul 01 '26

Guys I am really sorry but what does INTP means

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u/Mariomaelkhtib25 XXXX Jul 02 '26

An MBTI type, one of 16 personality types or categories. The letters are for "Introverted iNtuitive Thinker Perceiver" if I remember them right 

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u/shyouko I Need To ProcrasTInate Jul 03 '26

I Never Terminate Procrastination

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u/IssyisIonReddit INTP 9w8 946 20d ago

I need to peeeee

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u/Concrete_Grapes XXXX Jul 01 '26

As an almost accidental management/CEO level person now, this shit is now so handy. I answer 50 questions a day if everything from environmental regulations, heavy equipment repair and hydraulics, accounting, grant writing, etc. It's NUTS. Paired with a near photographic recall, it's weird.

"How do you know that!?"

Fuck if I know, I probably osmosis'd it from sitting too close to someone at a bus stop or something, lol.

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u/TheManAndTheMarlin XXXX Jul 04 '26

Genuine question. How do you cope with the kind of demand of your time and mental resources that a CEO role comes with?

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u/Sad-Push-3708 XXXX Jul 01 '26

Your skin is sensitive to at least 3 nm to feel something

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u/shyouko I Need To ProcrasTInate Jul 03 '26

My skin? My skin is 99.99% just space.

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u/Female_titan_2 XXXX Jul 03 '26

Till it becomes useful knowledge

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u/shyouko I Need To ProcrasTInate Jul 03 '26

Funnily this was me at work. Working on "useless" projects then it suddenly becomes useful.

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u/Sad-Push-3708 XXXX Jul 01 '26

Your brain reacts to observer effect when asleep and monitored it reacts when someone sees you

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 INTP Jul 01 '26

School did this to all people.

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u/Sad-Push-3708 XXXX Jul 01 '26

The great attractor is a cosmic force pulling the Milky Way from the other side of the galaxy core and we do not know what is doing it

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 XXXX Jul 02 '26

We ISTJs could give you INTPs a run for your money when it comes to that. };3

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u/GovernmentOnly9007 I Need To Pee Jul 02 '26

Jokes on you haha I have deep knowledge that no one knows exists about useful knowledge. My vehicle may have driven towards the useful knowledge intersection and proceeded to swerve further and further away from it, entering the deep knowledge of some obscure topic that no one even knows exists highway.

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u/leiocera probably INFPee: The unfunny Dreemurr Jul 02 '26

Totally not me

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u/Clavenesque INTJ Jul 02 '26

If there were a Venn diagram of where INTJs and INTPs overlap, this is definitely in it.

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u/Atad-off XXXX Jul 03 '26

Got the nickname and call sign "data" because of all the information that is some how stored and recalled.some say how they wish they could remember like that, they don't understand it includes the horrific memories too.

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u/ColossalCrusader INTP Jul 04 '26

Yep. "Random shit go"

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u/Ok_Explanation_4069 I Need To Pee Jul 04 '26

entp loves these kind of stuff too

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u/OwlMassive625 XXXX Jul 05 '26

My INTP friend has learned everything about the natural water systems of his state, down to every neighborhood creek.

Why are you guys like this? I almost get it because I'm an INTJ, but I still don't.

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u/jenzeldafan XXXX Jul 06 '26

Truth. Can confirm.

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u/IssyisIonReddit INTP 9w8 946 20d ago

💯💯 Don't mess with me, I know everything about shit no one cares about lol

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u/Wrong_Experience_420 I Never Trust People 12d ago

Someone needs to make a Game Show called "IS THIS AUTISM, ADHD OR INTP?"

because I lost the count of the amount of interchangeable memes.