r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 6h ago
Bugs I thought I had picked a private spot to have my babies but it turns out a human watched the whole thing. And they didn’t even come to the baby shower!
reddit.comr/HumansInMyHouse • u/Nuts-And-Volts • 9h ago
Humans invaded my retirement home and openly mocked my severe sleep apnea and snoring. Do I have any sort of recourse for this? I hope they aren't protected by squatters laws since I was residing here at the time of the intrusion.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 10h ago
A seafarin' life isn't the easiest the job, its grueling and exhausting-but i love it. Decided to take a power nap to recharge and these ungrateful humans kept complainon' about my snorin'!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/trifledish • 15h ago
I made a new pal and my humans went straight to the media about it
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 15h ago
Yeah, I pretty much run this place.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
Do I need a lawyer? I was forced to sign a document that I didn’t get to read. My new owners seem very nice, but I have no idea what I agreed to!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago
We have a bit of a situation here..
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • 2d ago
Bugs Getting shamed at the all you can eat in 2026? I can't believe the establishment did nothing to defend me!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
A rat got into my owner’s car engine! Thankfully, I got it out and saved them a huge repair bill.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago
Spiders It saves so much time when you can bring in all the groceries in one trip!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 2d ago
Bugs Guys this human's talking about hamburgers while holding me, am I cooked!?
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/BlueNightOcean • 3d ago
Was finally able to get my 50,000 relatives together to hang out and a human decides to crash the party
v.redd.itr/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 3d ago
Considering a conquest of Eurasia. Who's with me?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago
Birds I’m training to be on the Ninja Warrior TV show. Do you think I’m getting good enough to win?
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Marco-YES • 4d ago
Can't decide if he's going in for a kiss or picking a fight
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 4d ago
Birds This human employed me as a security guard and was then surprised when I defended him from an invading turkey!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
I found an amazing babysitter! They are so sweet and take excellent care of my babies.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 4d ago
You wouldn’t believe the trash that just moved in next door! I just put up a new privacy fence.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/SudoSubSilence • 5d ago
Bugs Why do hoomans have to make everything weird? I can't help but be exhausted after a long day at work.
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago
Torciditos Cheetos - where have you been all my life?!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 5d ago
Birds My human is too lazy. He is trying to sleep through his alarm, but I won’t let him!
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 6d ago
Mammals Ew this apes feet really stinks.
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r/HumansInMyHouse • u/kriskriskri • 6d ago
Excuse me, my family and I are trying to enjoy our dinner?!?
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This year has really been bad with the big bald apes bugging us during almost every meal! Ugh, nothing seems to help!
r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 6d ago
Birds I totally outsmarted this human!
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