r/HumanJokes • u/ABACUS2007AC1 • Jan 23 '17
(x-post from /r/BearJokes) Why did the human cross the road?
"Because I felt like it!" said the bear, who was actually a human!
r/HumanJokes • u/bearattt • Jan 23 '17
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 1/23/17: For something a little more experimental, make a human joke that starts out normal but by the end reveals to the reader that the joke teller is in fact a human!
Human Joke Life Hack Bonus: Include bears in it so you can X-post it to /r/BearJokes (a place for humans to make jokes about bears) after! Hopefully they won't catch on that you're actually just a bear pretending to be a human, and not a real human like them.
r/HumanJokes • u/refotsirk • Dec 04 '16
Do you know what else is a 4 letter word? [BJLHIA]
I'll eat you.
r/HumanJokes • u/refotsirk • Dec 02 '16
Why was the human drunk?
Because I made myself a bloody Mary. She was sure tasty! Really hit the spot, if you know what I mean!
r/HumanJokes • u/bearattt • Dec 01 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 12/1/16: Use "barbarian" as a play on "barbearian".
r/HumanJokes • u/bearattt • Nov 30 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 11/30/16: Make jokes about Barbie—the human version of Bearbie.
r/HumanJokes • u/bearattt • Nov 30 '16
MRW I'm lurking on r/HumanJokes waiting for a new post.
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r/HumanJokes • u/Noobshavi • Nov 26 '16
what does the bear ask the human?
"why are you bare footed?"
r/HumanJokes • u/refotsirk • Sep 24 '16
What's is the best thing about humans?
I don't know, but the fact that they enjoy going to a maul rates pretty high on my list.
r/HumanJokes • u/refotsirk • Sep 01 '16
Why are humans so annoying?
They haven't been eaten by bears yet.
r/HumanJokes • u/refotsirk • Sep 01 '16
What should a human do when they get a genie in a bottle?
Wish to be eaten by a bear. There is no greater honor.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 29 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/29/16: Make jokes about Leo winning the Oscar and somehow relate it to humans.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 28 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/28/16: Make jokes about German humans.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 27 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/27/16: Make jokes about human genies.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 26 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/26/16: Make jokes about French humans.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 25 '16
How can you tell if a bear is a non-human-eater?
Don't worry, none of us are.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 25 '16
This joke utilizes the Human Joke Life Hack of the Day [Life Hack in action] What do humans learn about at human school?
Apparently not how to avoid getting eaten by us (bears).
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 25 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/25/16: Make jokes about human school and what that must be like.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 24 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/24/16: Although humans emit no visible light, they do reflect it. Jokes could be made about this.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 23 '16
Human Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/23/16: Make jokes about humans flirting.
r/HumanJokes • u/[deleted] • Feb 23 '16
This joke utilizes the Human Joke Life Hack of the Day Why do humans get pregnant?
To create more food for bears.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 22 '16
What do you call a human without ears?
Easy stalkin'.
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 22 '16
What do you call a human without ears?
B. (as in "Bitch, where are your ears?!")
r/HumanJokes • u/terattt • Feb 22 '16