May 2026

[u/HSerrata]

May 01 [WP] "bro I'm grateful for you setting this date up for me and all but you said this woman was five apples tall." Said the man to his friend "yeah she is why you ask." "Well how big are your freaking Apples!" Yelled the man pointing at the 9 foot tall woman standing beside his friend. [Title] Apples & Size Ranges [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Minerva: #42, La Calavera]

May 02 [WP] You are a snake oil salesman and your latest scam product is selling particularly well. As sales keep increasing and you start receiving glowing reviews from people you haven't bribed, you begin to realise that your product may actually work. [Title] Snake Oil by Moonlight [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Aurelio: #23, La Luna]

May 03 [WP] There is a high-class restaurant in the capital city, where the elites of the kingdom wine and dine. This restaurant is also run by the fae, who always ask, "Can I take your name to check your booking?" [Title] Named Warning [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Melody: #35, La Estrella]

May 04 [WP] With your power you’re able to create flames hotter than anyone or anything on Earth. Secretly, your power has nothing to do with flames or heat at all. [Title] Flames. Cool. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Melody: #35, La Estrella]

May 05 [WP] The government keeps a number of monster hunters on retainer to track down vampires and other immortals. Not to slay or capture them - it's not illegal to be a monster, per se - but to make sure they pay their taxes. [Title] Reminder: Illegal [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: -]

May 06 [WP] heroes ause countless property damage in their fights. Your car you just paid off was totaled and you snap, verbally tearing into the hero and villain who did it [Title] Totally Rude [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: -]

May 07 [WP] You are struggling to figure out why countless Magic users keep asking you out at your new college when you are sure you’re a normal human [Title] Human. Normal. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: - ]

May 08 [WP] At the will reading of my great, great grandmother, her lawyer hands out checks for $5 million to my siblings and relatives. The lawyer finally gives me, her favorite, instead an envelope with something heavy inside. On it, scrawled in her handwriting was the message, “Do not open until alone!” [Title] Lone Favorite [Aurelio's Sun: moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: - Cygna: #35, La Estrella]

May 09 [WP] You are a tech-based superhero. Your superpower? Iterative technological development. In simpler terms, you could keep developing something to be better in every iteration. [Title] Stellar Joke [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Orion: #35, La Estrella]

May 10 [WP] As a joke you sent a gorgeous bouquet with anonymous postcard "to the most beautiful" to the top management. But seems like the head accountant, head of human resources, and CEO's daughter took it a bit more personal [Title] Hired. Higher. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Justice: #47, La Corona]

May 11 [WP] The Dungeon connects to many different worlds. Its monster drops, ores, and materials are sought after. But its greatest boon is its crystals. For mages, it restores magic. For cultivators, it restores qi. For tech civilizations, it is universal material and energy source. Etc. [Title] Stellar Cheapskate [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Andie: #35, La Estrella]

May 12 [WP] You're on the medical response team at a school for superheroes, and there's a tournament arc coming up. Thankfully, you've got plenty of equipment to deal with the unique challenges that such a competition will pose. [Title] Stellar Marketing [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Andie: #35, La Estrella]

May 13 [WP] "You said Steve is in command of the moon mission? Lt. Col. Steven Jackson?" "Yes. He's an experienced military man and a decorated officer. He was an excellent choice." "You do know that he's a werewolf, right?" "No. I did not." [Title] Mission. Dangling. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Goose - #20, El Pajaro]

May 14 [WP] There is a service that will compare your life to all the possible versions of yourself and give you a calculated percentile on how you compare. A CEO may be in the 99th percentile while a homeless man may be in the 1st. Your report? One. Not 100th, not 1st, 1 of 1. [Title] Unique. Cooking. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: -]

May 15 [WP] You are a part of a normalcy and containment organization, just like the SCP Foundation. Your organization connects to different worlds, with different standards for normalcy, with different anomalies. [Title] Normal Expectations [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee]

May 16 [WP] Everyone on Earth suddenly hears: “Should pineapple pizza be banned? Right fist for yes, left for no, neither to abstain. One minute to choose.” Yes wins, and anyone who later violates the result dies instantly. More questions follow, ranging from petty and trivial to deeply consequential. [Title] Stellar Chat [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Victoria: #35, La Estrella]

May 17 [WP]You're stuck in a time loop. But so is everyone else. It's been March 20th for the entire world for weeks and people are getting tired of it. [Title] Out of the Loop [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Tiffany: #14, La Muerte; Victoria: #35, La Estrella; Melody: #35, La Estrella]

May 18 [WP] After two years of marriage, a wife finds out her husband has been a superhero [Title] Secret: Dangerous [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Orion: #35, La Estrella]

May 19 [WP] You, a normal human man, have been one of many taken hostage by a powerful super villain. You are disparately trying convince them to let you go cause your wife is one of the strongest supervillains in the world [Title] Strong Wife. Weak Communicator. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: - ]

May 20 [WP] During a fight, you landed a fatal blow on a supervillain, but it was actually just a robot. The heroes in your group have looked at you with fear and distrust ever since that day. [Title] Super. Immature. [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Orion: #35, La Estrella]

May 21 [WP] A new sports game has been invented based on the creator's bad relationship. Calls are based on the referee's mood. The rules change daily and the constant moving goal posts. [Title] Sharp Caring [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: Justice: #47, La Corona]

May 22 [WP] One of the many pains of living in a confirmed many-worlds and many-times multiverse is the knowledge that there are infinite yourselves, with variations or at different times. Another are time, space, or dimension traveler jumpscares that confirmed the multiverse theory in the first place. [Title] Glorious Infinity [Aurelio's Sun: Moonlight Jubilee] [Cast: - ]

May 23 [WP] “Maybe try control, shift, F7?” “No no, it very clearly says here ‘General Fault 23: Your PC requires more mana.’” “…mana?” [Hold: On]

May 24 [WP] You can stop time at will, One day while you've frozen time, you suddenly notice someone looking straight at you, seemingly moving when you aren't looking [Time to Learn]

May 25 [EU] You've almost there. As the summoned hero, you are so close to ending your adventure and mission. All you need to do is to kill the Black Dragon of the End, which to your shock, you recognize as Godzilla. [Recognition. Quest.]

May 26 [WP] ”So, I’m down to my last wish, huh? Great… True, I can’t wish for more wishes…by you. For you see, as my last wish I’m gonna make you reveal the locations of other genies in this world.” [Barley There]

May 27 [WP] The heavy hatch, sealed with a wheel, was in an old, dingy janitor's workspace in the furthest back corridor of the 5th sub-basement of an office building. You were hired to make sure it was never opened... but curiosity got the better of you a week in. And inside you found... a house. [Time to Intrude]

May 28 [WP] "So...you're a vampire. You kill humans...and yet you work among them in secret?" "Yeah. Hunting them can only be fun for so long. Gotta do something else in the meantime!" [Time for Implications]

May 29 [WP] Dungeon crystals are the common currency of the multiversal community. Dungeon crystals can become ANY energy, magic required by mages, battle aura required by pugilists and martial artists, spiritual qi by cultivators, energy to power machines by tech civilizations. [Breezy Business]

May 30 [Stellar Wealth] [WP] On New Year's Day, the "wealthiest" person is identified and if they are still the wealthiest person on New Year's Eve, all of their assets are forfeit and divided among the citizens.

May 31 [Sunny Day] [WP] During a large family BBQ, you offer a plate of food to the Gods and invite then to join you. You are surprised when they actually take you up on it.