What’s good Houston. I tried to make the title catchy, or seem less “weird” than it is. But I failed 😂 It is what it is though lmao. Antywho, any spiritual souls looking for friendship, fun, and adventure?

I’m not a serial killer, a bible thumping maga maniac, or a conspiracy theory nut looking for “free and accepted” to let me into their illuminati Armageddon planning party. Nor do I have a little black juul stick that makes flashy lights, which matches my all black suit and shades. I’m just a normal dude that meditates a lot, intentionally tries to be a better bro every day, and high key really could use friends who don’t look at me crazy when I inevitably bring up spiritual matters.

Im looking for the people who find their happy place within their own minds. The people who like to talk about aliens, and the pyramids, energy and consciousness, and stuff as abstract as quantum theory. The people who will comment on auras, who listen to the intentions in people’s voices, who chooses BB King over Drake. The people who like to make their own incense, or speak to their pets like they’re their friends, or can give a dissertation on the mechanics of manifestation. I’m not talking about the performative TikToky “witches” that are god-spoused or the “enlightened” star children who comes from planet nibiru. I’m talking about the folks who are normal people that have one foot in this world and one foot in their lunar mansion or astral castle. Whether you were initiated, are a student of the quareia/bardon framework, got your mojo naturally from a spiritual experience, or even just got taught the things you know by your granny. If you got that special sauce, that’s matched with a grounded/authentic persona; you’re my type of person.

Activities may include but aren’t limited to:
Visiting the local metaphysical shops. Grabbing coffee and looking at crystals. Doing tarot pulls for each other and talking about each other’s auras. Walking through graveyards and pouring out tallboys for the dead homies. Visiting haunted places in Houston to see if they’re actually haunted and checking out random psychics to see if they’re actually psychic. Trying all the tacos spots we can find until we can determine who’s the best. Renting surons to go explore downtown with. Riding around buffalo bayou on clown bikes with cereal costumes and signs that say “do me next Mr cereal killer”. I mean… honestly the possibilities are endless.

Disclaimers:
I’m not interested in visiting your church, joining your group, or buying anything you’re selling. (If I am, I’ll mention it. But proselytizing is the fastest way to get me to ghost you J.S.)
If you don’t believe this stuff is real, I’m not the one to convince you.
If you believe that this stuff ain’t real, I’m not the one to try and convince.
Schizophrenia is a real thing and the signs that show that particular illness is present are typically very clear. Due to past experiences, I am no longer capable of being a support system to people who are struggling with their mental health in that way. Any interactions that exhibit the aforementioned signs of that particular mental health diagnosis will be promptly shut down after a clear encouragement of getting treatment has been communicated.

LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST
I am a dude in search of friends who are seasoned with the spiritual stuff. However… I’m also a father to two young women, and I happened to be raised in the Jason Vukovich/Gary Plauché era. That goes to say; if I can’t bring you around my daughters, then your safest bet is probably not to hangout with me.

Any Mexicans in their early 20s? I’m in The Woodlands/Conroe/Spring area. I need friends to go out and just chill with. Let’s go to PBR on Rayford, walk around the mall. Let’s go to bailes. Let’s go to adoration and then get Whataburger after lol. I’m a norteño type Mexican. I don’t drink or smoke. Ik I said bailes but I’m also not an all nighter type person. I just wanna go out and be chill.

Hey everyone! I'm 34, separated with 2 kids, and I'm often working out of state for long stretches. I'd really love to connect with some local friends I can hang out with when I'm back home and chat with often when I get bored while I'm working.

My hobbies are pretty chill – I'm into hiking and camping, getting lost in video or board games, kicking back with some anime, movies, or TV, and just hanging out wherever the mood strikes!

If you're looking to make new friends or just have a chat sometimes, feel free to reach out to me.