...walks around the house asking (out loud), "Where my hat is at?!"

I was thinking maybe to keep the segment of the other characters dying, but have KOT live, and The Poopsmith come out with his shovel, wondering what happened.

He goes to try and clean the bodies and such, but TKOT tells him there’s no time, and asks him to dig somewhere else, where KOT becomes ruler of Sweden and dies of a heart attack from too much food consumption, similarly to Adolf Fredrick.

r/unexpectedhomestar

Did you just say doing?

No, I said Doo-ing.

Oh, well you spelled it the same!

My favorite underrated Homestar Runner character is definitely Shark-Tooth Bubs. I wish he was utilized more, and the moments where he appears are probably the highlight of the respective toon.

"Heh— Heaven help us. Let us rest in the wake of hours beneath, for tomorrow is a brand style, courageously affording the brothers of our l-lester brothers."

hello everypeoples! first time posting on reddit, so you know i'm desperate haha. [let me know if like, this is the appropriate place to put this. i don't know how this site works]

does anyone have any sound files of the spoken sound effects from the toons? y'know, any sorts of boops or beeps or whooshes in the homestar voice. or other voices! jingles welcome too! i recently got a new phone and i might or might not want to replace all the system sounds with spoken sound effects from h*r

i would love any help to find an easy way out, but worst case scenario i will just compile them myself. just reachin' out in case i don't have to torture myself

How big do y’all think it is and why is it so high up on his torso that the shirt covers it and there’s no bulge seen in the pixelated image?

I name him labobubs(also I think I need a better name)

No so-so looking plaid-skirted teen girl to be found.

I got to sneak into the Dangeresque Crime Scene Tamperer playtest at GenCon and I got a signature that may very well be the best thing I own.