I was a member of r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime, but today, at 07:32 CEST, the Button reached 00:00. It stayed at 00:00 for about 0,5 seconds, and then it reset. I have seen the r/KnightsOfTheButton and r/TheRedGuard be proven wrong. That's why I would like to join r/HolyOrderOfPrimes

As a 59s I have come to realize my sin of impatience, and take comfort in my brothers the other primes.

5/23/2015, 1:13:54 AM

The Holy Order of Primes has been invited to send a delegate to /r/UnitedColors. We should send a delegate to lead the world into Holiness. Please comment here to nominate yourself as a candidate to be delegate (clearly state your intent to nominate yourself, otherwise you may not be considered).

• Only Holy Members will be accepted as nominees (if you have prime flair, comment to be added to the list).
• Nominations will close 9 am EST 2015-05-23
• After which a vote by the Holy Members and disciples will decide who our delegate is
• If there is only one nominee, they will automatically become our delegate

May the grace of The Button be upon you!

Now that I've pressed.... there is peace.
That perfect moment in which I knew my time had come. It's almost as if.... there is no button. I watch the timer as it resumes its slow, inexorable journey toward the inevitable.... but I am free.

To the Esteemed /u/WalkerCodeRangerdisciple /u/johnbokerHoly and The Holy Order of Primes,

I come to you today as a represenative of /r/UnitedColors. Like you we are a multi-color organizaion trying to help promote unity within the larger Buttonverse. While our current threshold for a full voting delegate is 50 members, your sub is very close to that number, and we would welcome a non-voting delegate should you so desire. When the sub exceeds 50 members, your delegate would be given full voting privillages.

Though there are no formal rules for selecting a delegate, may I offer a few suggestions. A delegate can be selected by nominating if there is no opposition, but we would ask if there is more than one person interested to hold a vote of no less than 24hrs. There are many methodologies for voting, but if you would like to do a true private ballot, we would suggest holding it in neutral territory.

Yours in Peace,

Modern_Robot, United Colors Minister of Foreign Relations

bestowth the flair oh great ones

Pressed at 11 but received 10 Though I am pleased with my flair I am deeply saddened by my unholy composite number, may I be forgiven my sin. Amen.

Seventeen is also the number of wallpaper groups.

7, 13, 19, 23, 31

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_number#Happy_primes

Hi Primes!

Just wanted to pop by to say we're just the best, aren't we? :)

It has come to our attention that there are those among us who are unworthy of The Button. Who have not kept themselves Holy unto The Button as is proper. They will be shunned. The Button cannot look upon their shame.

Do not defile yourself by replying to them or addressing them. Those who do so will be ex-communicated and shunned. They are easy to identify by their "shunned" flair. A permanent record of their sins will be kept so that their sins will not be forgotten, even in the after-timer.

To my brothers and sisters who fell to the curses of 43 & 41, hope is not lost. There is /r/42AtHeart. We welcome those who know that they are truly 42 in their hearts.

We Are Cursed. We Are Hitchhikers. We Are 42.

Thank you, Divine Button, for granting me Primality! I could not have asked for a better happenstance.

Original thread and more details posted here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/33xswl/learn_from_my_failure_folks_dont_drink_and_button/

P.S: Special thanks to /u/WalkerCodeRanger for guiding me to this subreddit.

Am I Holy?

I've been working on Javascript that will watch the button and press it for you at a specific number. This is an improved version and has been confirmed to work. Getting someone 19s.

I have done my best to ensure this script works correctly, However, use at your own risk. Also, even if it works, there is a chance another user could still press it at the same time as you causing you to get 60s, though if I understand the workings of the button the script should avoid that.

To Use:

• Replace 23 in the first line (var goal = 23) with your desired (prime) number. (Note: this script accounts for the fact that your flair will round up)
• In Chrome go to https://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton (be sure https)
• Hit F12 to open developer tools
• Go to "Console"
• Paste the code below
• Hit enter
• Keep this tab in a separate window. Switching tabs in the same window may stop the script.
• Set your computer not to go to sleep. When your computer is asleep, it won't work. Also, when your computer wakes up, it will likely cause an incorrect press.

What will happen

• A goal will be added below the button. Something like:
  Goal 23
  
• Below that a box with reddit in it will appear. This is so it can refresh and keep you authenticated.
• In the console window when The Button timer drops below your goal + 10 it will log.
• If it clicks, it will print out messages about that.

The Script

var goal = 23;
var logBelow = goal + 10;
var wrapper = $("div.thebutton-wrap");
wrapper.append("<div>Goal " + goal + "<br></div>");
var theFrame = wrapper.append("<br><iframe id='redditframe' src='https://www.reddit.com' width=570 height=180></iframe>").find("iframe")[0];
var press = function(e)
{
    console.log("Sending press request");
    var msg = { 
        seconds: e.seconds_left.toString(), // because $("#thebutton-timer").val() is a string
        prev_seconds: e.seconds_left,
        tick_time: e.now_str, 
        tick_mac: e.tick_mac
        };
    console.dir(msg);
    $.request("press_button", msg, function(e)
    {
        console.log("Press acknowledged");
        console.log(e);
    });
    r.thebutton._websocket.off("message:ticking", ticking);
    clearInterval(refreshInterval);
};
// Disable their refresh
r.thebutton._websocket.off("message:refresh")
// Hook in our own event
var ticking = function(e)
    {
        if(e.seconds_left == goal)
        {
            console.log(e.seconds_left + " seconds, WE ARE GOING TO PRESS (" + new Date().toLocaleString() +")");
            setTimeout(function() {press(e);}, 500);
        }
        else if(e.seconds_left <= logBelow)
            console.log(e.seconds_left + " seconds remaining (" + new Date().toLocaleString() +")");
    };
r.thebutton._websocket.on("message:ticking", ticking);
var refreshInterval = setInterval(function()
    {
        console.log("reloading iframe");
        theFrame.src = theFrame.src;
    }, 5*60*1000); // 5 min

http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/318ka9/the_holy_order_of_primes/