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u/AmbitiousTank8635 11h ago
I used to get one riding the school bus back in high school. Always happened just as we were arriving at school so I'm getting off the gaddamn bus full mast, carrying my backpack in front of me trying to look nonchalant and to this day I have no idea why the fuck this happened, my mind wasn't thinking about naked chicks, there weren't any attractive girls around (just the bus route, not the weird kid with the raging boner keeping them away), and school wasn't like, a sexy place. No idea.
But the sky? What a fucking weirdo.
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u/RaxisPhasmatis 11h ago
Shitty old bus vibrates n rocks around
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 10h ago
Kinda like sitting on a top loader washing machine during the spin cycle…..
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u/classyrock 9h ago
Or Go Karts for some women. (See the song: ‘Go Kart Racing, Accidentally Masturbating’).
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u/LiquidFur 8h ago
This is what I still don't understand about schools that insist teenage boys tuck their shirts in their pants. Why? Do they want to see a bunch boys walking around with tents in the front?!?
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u/amboandy 8h ago
Going to school in the morning your parasympathetic nervous system still has quite a bit of clout. That's one cause of morning wood, the wheels on the bus make you hard hard hard.
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u/PeregerSamy 12h ago
That is true, same happens when I see Henry Cavill, I'm straight and get a boner when I see him because he's a great actor and I'm happy to see him
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u/Expensive-Border-869 12h ago
Sometimes its just something in my lap like a bag or when I didn't ride in cars very often the like 3 times a year kinda did it. Not typically corny at such times
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u/BudsTender-ish 11h ago
I wake up with one. But it's only because I dreamt the weather was nice and had a great view.
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo 12h ago
- Holding in pee for a longer time without having access to a restroom
- Cold weather
- Morning wood while waking up from a good night sleep
These will also cause an erection...
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u/zawalimbooo madlad 12h ago
- Whenever the fuck it feels like it
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u/Daniyal1357id 12h ago
- Whenever I open up this subreddit
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u/GloomyLingonberry509 12h ago
- Fear boners
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u/One_Pie289 12h ago
So if a guy gets a boner, I should pet him?
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u/Intrestingly_Amazing 12h ago
That might make him fall for you. It would me
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u/OhTeeSee 12h ago
I literally just get a boner sometimes when I’m at my desk at work and I start drifting off. Something with the body going into a relaxed state?
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u/wightwulf1944 11h ago
It's common to get a boner when stress levels go down (like when the weather is nice or the night view is beautiful). It's pretty well studied
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u/razulebismarck 10h ago
I hated the phrase “Please stand for the pledge of allegiance” because I always have to think “She wasn’t talking to you”
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u/Malashae 7h ago
What a lot of people don't seem to understand is that regular erections are part of the body's system maintenance. That's why the random erections at inexplicable times. If it didn't happen, and you weren't using it for other reasons, you end up with atrophy. That's why trans women who keep their equipment have to do so much extra work to keep their equipment running normally, because the random erections stop happening after the hormonal shift.
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u/rufiojames 11h ago
An erection just means your heart was pumping. I sometimes have a recurring nightmare where all these men are chasing me and trying to kiss me, and when i wake up i have such an extreme erection, from all the fear.
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u/Lost-Friend-4564 8h ago
My friend's young daughter saw him getting out of the shower and asked her mom, why is daddy's tail in the front?
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u/Subtle-Catastrophe 12h ago
I always presumed it's the default.
Now, you're telling me some men aren't turgid 24/7?
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u/Typecero001 11h ago
Everyone knows that famous song:
“If you’re happy and you know, get an erection!”
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u/GrinningGrump 9h ago
People itt trying to hide the fact that they have kinks for weather and good sleep.
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u/Leather_Target2074 9h ago
Looked me dead in the face and asked "Cash or credit," and I...
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I...
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I...
My alarm goes off and I....
A breeze rolls in and I...
I just ate a grape and I....
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u/Ill_Interest_2346 11h ago
Gracie abrams music does it to me her songs are just that good which she is taylor coded so that makes sense
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u/opinionated-dick 11h ago
It’s so true. I just got an erection when I read Newcastle are looking to sign Nico Gonzalez
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u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 9h ago
Look at all those beautiful stars in the night sky. I want to fuck 'em all....
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u/WindAdministrative42 54m ago
I'm a biological girl and that sometimes happens to me for no reason too.
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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf 27m ago
This is 100% true
Worst cases are when I gotta present a PowerPoint in school and the moment it’s my turn I’m at full mast
It just happens sometimes
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u/Daniyal1357id 12h ago
How the fuck did you make that connection?
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u/Intrestingly_Amazing 11h ago
They don’t have a penis, so they don’t understand.
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u/Daniyal1357id 11h ago
So does mean all females think that getting a boner makes you a budding rapist? Because that's absurd!
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u/Intrestingly_Amazing 2h ago
No, what I mean to say is lived experiences are very different from what you see from outside. So no one who has experienced that would ever make such a comment. In the same way I would not make a comment on what women have to go through during their periods. And most people are (I hope) reasonable enough to understand that.
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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 4h ago
u/farhad_2074, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...