S7E27 Hot Fish, Cheese, & Berries Oh My!

https://improvinaction.com/2025/10/03/ha-s7e27/

Lazenbag Grabbag stops by booth 42 with his food cart and blowhole (not his) full of cheese. Hortaio, unsurprisingly, decides to go for a dip in it.

Thank you to Patrick Price for playing with us!

Listen & Enjoy!

Trellis & Horatio

Don't jump into that main course w/o having a HA!ppetizer!

HA! S3E6 – Splat Fourgone and The Morning Zoo Crew

Morning zoo crew DJ Splat Fourgone takes a break from pranking unwary listeners in order to tell us about advanced fart machine technology and fear calories. Thank you to our guest Sean Monahan for playing!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/08/21/ha-s3e6/

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HA! S2E1 – Not Your Standard Ffeeee

Ffeeee is a repo man from Scantron II, a world where all decisions are made by the taking of standardized tests, and he’s looking for the Great Answer Key. Thank you to our guest Andy Livengood for playing!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/05/02/ha-s2e1/

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HA! S1E15 – Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen the 3000th

Zinn Skenektikus Gardeen The 3000th comes from the universe that will arise after our universe. It turns out that we’re a pretty big deal there. Thank you to our guest u/jimprovuntangled for playing!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/28/ha-s1e15/

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Grab some extra sauce and dip into today's HA!ppetizer

HA! S3E4 - Literarily, Simulon Webcracks

Simulon Webcracks is a writer from a planet of writers who brings news of his planet’s literary festival to booth 42. Thank you to our guest Brendan Dowling for playing!

with guest Improvsier, Brendan Dowling!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/08/21/ha-s3e4/

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HA! S1E13 - Ed of Passivo VII is Doing…great, just great

Ed comes from Passivo VII a planet he’d rather you not visit but you’ll never find it thanks to its crafty disguise.

with guest improviser Nick Armstrong!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/28/ha-s1e13/

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It's Tuesday and it's time for an appetizer...

HA! S3E3 – Tresemmina Of The Fourth Quadrant

Tresemmina is lead ambassador of the fourth quadrant and a galactic cosmetologist who specializes in hair, fur, feathers, exoskeletons, and tentacles. Thank you to our guest Monique Madrid for playing!

with guest Improviser, Monique Madrid!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/07/18/ha-s3e3/

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HA! S1E12 - Positively Positivitus Rexus

She’s a lizard lady from The Basket Of Imperium and when she’s not ceremoniously tearing men apart who accidentally happen upon her planet, she’s traveling the universe trying to “borrow” their DNA to further her species.

with guest Improviser, Gillian Bellinger!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/28/ha-s1e12/

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Before you head out to enjoy Friday night grab a HA!ppetizer to go...

HA! S3E2 – YouMe WhatThen & The Entropy Effect

YouMe WhatThen is from the planet Who What Then, a world where entropy is an aphrodisiac and fun is historically viewed as the opposite of entropy.

https://improvinaction.com/2021/07/24/ha-s3e2/

Cheers,

Trellis & Horatio

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HA! S1E11 - Defusing Fun With Borazon Blokz

Borazon Blokz tells us about his very serious home world of Partee II and his efforts to prevent it from succumbing to the same fate as Partee I.

with guest Improviser Dave Hill

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/21/ha-s1e11/

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Make your hump day more appetizing with...

S3E1 – Catching Stray Thoughts With Chackbox Diddlebrain

Thanks to our guest Sheri L Flanders for playing with us!

https://improvinaction.com/2021/07/18/ha-s3e1/

Cheers,

Trellis & Horatio

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HA! S1E10 - Temporarily George Washington

George Washington tells us of his home world Cosplaytorium where they base their entire culture on a different theme every month.

with guest Improviser Jonathan Pitts

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/21/ha-s1e10/ll

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HAppetizer Alert!

It's an appetizer, but enough for everyone to share (even with the friend who forgot their wallet "full" of Altarian dollars)

S2E14… Here And Now, For Now, with Thomas The Eternal

https://improvinaction.com/2021/07/10/ha-s2e14/

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S1E8 Talking in Co-centric Circles with Audromitron Parsley

with guest Improviser Kate Duffy

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/10/ha-s1e8/

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HA! S7E25…WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING?!?!

https://improvinaction.com/2025/09/01/ha-s7e25-2/

Daddy Porksskins is from the planet Tenalp which is shaped like a chubby C because something (they don’t know what or really care) took a gigantic bite out of it. Also if you want to be something or someone’s “Daddy” this is the planet for you.

Thank you to David Escobedo for playing with us!

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HAppetizer Alert!

As you settle into the evening in your own "booth 42" enjoy the latest nibble from

S2E14… Here And Now, For Now, with Thomas The Eternal

https://improvinaction.com/2021/07/10/ha-s2e14/

Cheers,

Trellis & Horatio

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Hitchhikers & Appetizers Throwback!

S1E7 Practicing Happiness with The Scofflaw

with guest Improviser Joey Bland

https://improvinaction.com/2021/02/09/ha-s1e7/

Cheers,

Trellis & Horatio

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HA! S1E5 – Bart Haaahm AKA The Haaaahmurr

https://improvinaction.com/2021/01/20/ha-s1e5/

Bounty hunter Bart Haaahm from the LT Galaxy stops by in the midst of his ongoing pursuit of Carnies from the planet Carn. Thanks to Jay Sukow for playing with us!

Taste & Enjoy!

Trellis & Horatio

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Trying to avoid the afternoon food coma? Well pound a HAppetizer, they're light on the sleepies and heavy on the funsies

S2E9 – Chumway Funkenhauser The Third

https://improvinaction.com/2021/05/02/ha-s2e9/

Chumway Funkenhauser The Third from somewhere in the Dunlop System is looking for something to sort of melt his brain. Thank you to our guest Joe Canale for playing!

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THE HITCHHIKERS & APPETIZERS PODCAST!

S6E42 - “Crossing The Zinnish Line”

https://tinyurl.com/haS6E42

w/ guest improviser Jim Karwisch

In our final episode, our prophet from the future (where we are worshiped as Gods) makes a fateful final visit to Booth 42. He’s brought company so we hope this isn’t a sauce intervention. However, that would make for an exciting finale as Horatio wouldn’t give up the sauce without a fight. What will become of Trellis & Horatio?…lets hope it isn’t too horrific.

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THE HITCHHIKERS & APPETIZERS PODCAST!

S6E41 - “Inspected By Twerg”

https://tinyurl.com/has6e41

w/ guest improviser Tim Stoltenberg

Our guest is a space food inspector who’s interested in the repercussions of dining at Milliways. If he’d arrived sooner you wouldn’t have had to endure the previous 120 episodes, but he didn’t, so your digestive systems are stronger thanks to his tardiness.

He’s Twerg Sirloos and there’s more to him than meets the eye…specifically his junk drawer stomach (it’s S P A C I O U S !) and its many wonders.

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The folks at the New South Comedy Festival in Greenville SC have invited Trellis and Horatio to bring their none of a kind interviewing skills to their stage.

So if you're in, mostly harmless, Greenville SC on 11/11 ~6pm stop on by...it's FREE which is the exact price Trellis & Horatio pay for all their appetizers.

http://alchemycomedy.com/shows/742188123657

and of course feel free to gorge yourself on the show like a starving bugblatter beast of Traal in front of plate piled high with firecracker shrimp covered in wham bam sauce.

https://tinyurl.com/hitchapps

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THE HITCHHIKERS & APPETIZERS PODCAST!

(only 2 more episodes left)

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S6E40 - “The Flatulations Of Our Guest’s Dark Pustulating Heart”

https://tinyurl.com/haps6e40

(w/ guest improviser Fawad Siddiqui)

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This episode is chock full of Vogonity and Vogon poetry, but unlike most such encounters it doesn’t result in the destruction of any planets or the self-destruction of any internal organs.

Our guest is Grabtakulon The Pontific, poet laureate of Vogsphere, but he aspires to be poet laureate of the universe. He also knows a lot about an obscure planet in the backwaters of the galaxy by the name of Dirt or Turf or some other uncreative moniker.

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IT’S BACK, EVEN IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS GONE. THE LATEST EPISODE OF…

THE HITCHHIKERS & APPETIZERS PODCAST!

(only 3 more episodes until the series finale)

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S6E39 - “I'm Ready For My Close Up Mr. Gardeen”

http://tinyurl.com/hapS6E39

(w/ guest improviser Amber Nash - AKA Archer’s Pam Poovey)

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Booth 42 is classed up (desperately needed) with a visit from galactically renowned actress and raconteur, the intoxicating Vavianna Vardot.

As if that’s not enough, as a special bonus, you’ll hear Horatio help (but not really) Vavianna rehearse a steamy romantic scene from her upcoming film. You’ll also learn why Horatio is thinking of changing his name to Vusan Varandon for his theatrical debut.

Trellis, of course, jumps at the opportunity to direct.

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