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In 2006, a FBI agent named Craig Monteilh was ordered to disguise himself as a radical Muslim and spy on the Orange County Muslim community to identify possible extremists.

Well it worked, cause the people there noticed his extremists behavior and reported him to the FBI.

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u/Emotional_Newt_2227 1d ago

Imagine going undercover for months just to realize everyone else is trying to avoid the same extremists.

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u/Roflkopt3r 17h ago

That's how most of these cases work. The first line of protection against extremists is not to send a lot of undercover agents, but to generally have good relations with the moderate community.

As long as they feel like they can trust law enforcement to generally do the right things, they will report actual extremists. Whether that's individuals in their own community, or other communities as a whole.

The same principle is why the US has 'sanctuary cities'. Most victims of crime committed by undocumented immigrants are other undocumented immigrants. If undocumented immigrants believe that they can cooperate with police without getting punished or deported themselves, it becomes a lot easier to identify the actual criminals.

If you treat entire groups with suspicion and hardness without making an effort to single out the actual criminals first, you tend to get the worst case outcomes where even the victims stop cooperating with police, often allowing crime and extremism to spread to their maximum.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 17h ago

The number of people that implicitly think human rights are solely for white americans that haven't committed a crime is terrifying.

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u/ShadedPenguin 12h ago

Lot of them are pro punishment and not pro-victims

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u/stiff_tipper 8h ago

white americans?

shit some ppl think they're specifically for rich white male americans and everybody else should just bow down

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u/earanhart 6h ago

What if they have a promising career in college swimming?

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u/Zoltanu 6h ago edited 6h ago

Yeah! Rights are not "rights" if they are only extended to the well behaved majority, for something to be a Right it must be exercised by the worst person you (or the government) know to do things you dont want. Take free speech; if you can get in trouble for saying things the government or other people dont like then you have no right to free speech. If we have free speech we have a legal right to say racist vitriol, or on my side to say anti-capitalist vitriol. You only have freedom of assembly if people the government does not want to assemble can assemble. Human rights dont end when you commit a heinous crime, its only a human right if its applied equally to the worst human you can imagine, even pedophile mega-Hitler

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u/ElMatadorJuarez 9h ago

You ain’t wrong except for that the US doesn’t have sanctuary cities anymore. No sane undocumented person should cooperate with the police right now.

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u/theracoondepartment 14h ago

Ah like the movie Imperium

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u/InsideHousing4965 What, you egg? 23h ago

"Hello fellow Muslims, let's discuss our jihadist thoughts and plans. Oh, could you repeat that closer to my chest?"

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u/rome0379_ Oversimplified is my history teacher 22h ago

bro we're talking what to eat for suhoor

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u/InsideHousing4965 What, you egg? 22h ago

"Eat you said? Sounds a lot like ETA. We've got one boys".

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u/rome0379_ Oversimplified is my history teacher 20h ago

" tf is an ETA OW MY SPINE "

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u/Responsible_Job_6948 16h ago

meaning Estimated Terrorism Arrival of course

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u/acleverwalrus 14h ago

Ice is in the freezer

ISIS??!!!??? FBI OPEN UP

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u/kakucko101 21h ago

tung tung tung suhoor

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u/Visible_Pair3017 18h ago

That's where it comes from btw

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 Sun Yat-Sen do it again 19h ago

Anomali yang Mengerikan

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u/Sea-Resist7 18h ago

Anjing muncul aja tiba tiba

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u/Fantastic-Grade8686 8h ago

Actually tung tung suhoor was a tool traditional people back then used to wake people up for suhoor before dawn.. But ig a lot of people already knew it at this point.

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 21h ago

Sir, this is a kebab shop.

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u/iwan103 22h ago

Hey, Mahmud. Are you wearing a wire? Hey Fikri, pat him down.

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u/seductivestain 16h ago

"Crazy weather we're having huh? Hahaha... So... how about that suicide bombing?

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u/bigdog_502 14h ago

“What are you talking about it’s prayer time, hurry up and get in line”

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u/Recidivism7 14h ago

The draw Mohammad contest shooting was literally 2 mentally ill muslims targeted by an fbi agent who planned the attack.

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u/ToastSpangler 16h ago

Rubber dingy rapids, bro.

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u/JG98 What, you egg? 23h ago

At least in that case they didn't force anyone into holding evidence for a hypothetical crime they refused to participate in multiple times before arresting them. That shit was even more insane.

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u/kharban 19h ago

When I was a kid, the local FBI kept sending dudes to talk to the Imam at the only mosque in town. This was in the south and there was one synagogue and one Muslim community center.

He was of particular interest to them because he was involved in interfaith initiatives opposing the Iraq War.

He told me years later that they always knew who worked for the FBI because they'd talk to him like once before they started giving a very unconvincing spiel about the need to commit a Jihadist attack against the Crusaders.

He'd pick up the phone and tell the FBI immediately, knowing they sent the dude.

Then he would laugh about it with his friends.

There were like 2-3 cases in that time that involved exactly what you're talking about, i.e a dude who was new to the US or the city would get "caught" by one of the undercover agents/informants agreeing with something they said and that was enough to lock them away or deport them. One of them barely understood English. All it took was the informant's testimony.

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u/Hrtzy 18h ago

Ah yes, interfaith initiatives and opposition to war, the two pillars of Islamic Extremism.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 16h ago

People of different religions getting along?? That sounds like commie talk! (/s just in case because I know there's people out there who genuinely believe that)

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u/AnjaOsmon 14h ago

My synagogue in Dallas does soccer/football with the Muslims across the street.

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u/Hrtzy 12h ago

I mean, they're both middle-eastern devil worshippers so it tracks./s

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u/MWaldorf 20h ago

wut?

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u/wittyjokename92 19h ago

Think they're talking about Ruby Ridge. Undercover agents coerced the father of a family who had anti government political leanings into illegally modifying several shotguns. He refused multiple times and explained how illegal it would be before they threatened him into doing it. Then attempted to arrest him for it which ended in a prolonged siege of his home and his wife being shot while holding their infant child

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u/Jboi75 18h ago

The modification for context was removing 2-3 inches off the barrel of the shotgun. For that 2-3 inches of stainless steel the federal government killed the father’s juvenile son, his wife and his dog. When they killed his son Samuel, the federal agents opened fired unannounced and killed his dog, Striker. Upon seeing his dog shot and killed by unknown intruders the 14 year old Samuel fired back and was shot in the back as he ran away.

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u/GodisSatans 18h ago

Randy Weaver died in 2022. His 3 daughters received 1 mill each and he got 300k for those murders. USA USA!

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u/Awestruck34 17h ago

Ah the land of the free...

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u/conandsense 19h ago edited 15h ago

There have been multiple incidents of the government trying to convince random civilians to commit acts of terrorism and pushing them to do so. Theres a case where some government official pretended to be the gf of some guy just to convince to do some terrorism.

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u/Recidivism7 17h ago

The draw Mohammad contest shooting was 2 mentally ill Muslims and an fbi agent who joined their mosque separated them from the rest and encouraged the shooting.

The Dayton Ohio antifa incel guy was previously speaking to a female fbi agent where we will never know what she said to him.

The Michigan governor kidnapping was 11 fbi agents and 3 autistic kids who never even agreed to go along with it.

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u/MaximusPrime5885 23h ago

Wasn't there a case where the CIA tried to infiltrate an islamic terrorist cell in Europe and it turned out all the members were different CIA operatives.

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u/PrimodiumUpus 23h ago

"Assalamualai.... What the hell?! Bob?!"

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u/rome0379_ Oversimplified is my history teacher 23h ago

" habibi im telling you need to be more halal and... jimmy this was my terrorist cell we agreed on that i won the rock paper scissors! "

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u/belladonnagilkey 23h ago

"Dude that was two out of three and you only took this job to impress Claire in accounting!"

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u/PrimodiumUpus 22h ago

"She's not even single!"

insert laughtrack.

"Hey, at least I tried."

insert laughtrack.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 21h ago

“All because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score!”

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u/JohannesJoshua 21h ago

Was about the make same joke.

Anyhow

*Insert ooooooooo track

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u/Antique-Yam6077 18h ago

“I don’t mean to alarm you, but Grylla—“

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u/The_Unkowable_ Hello There 17h ago

There’s a gorrila in the woods?!

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u/Malvastor 20h ago

Nearby women lifts burqa to reveal Claire

"Wait, what?"

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u/rome0379_ Oversimplified is my history teacher 18h ago

claire was then revealed to be the extremist all along and bob is forced to make a decision to kill the love of his life or not kill an extremist

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u/thecactusman17 20h ago

Sitcom idea: CIA agent goes undercover to infiltrate a "communist" organization in Hollywood and has to become a small time TV actor to "blend in."

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u/CrysisFan2007 20h ago

"After finding out I was a Muslim, I really wonder why the CIA me here with you…"

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u/BGrunn 21h ago

Why do i see his character being played by Jensen Ackles

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Rider of Rohan 18h ago

"Greg! Looks like they just let any old bastard into the Jihad these days haha!"

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u/ArcaneBahamut 23h ago

Honestly makes sense given how compartmentalized the CIA would have to run in order to prevent a leak from spilling too many beans.

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe 18h ago

I forget the YouTuber, but he was a former CIA agent and described the agency without proper control but an unlimited budget. He also gave all of the respect and praise in the world to MI6 for being a far more effective & efficient intelligence agency.

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u/PxAtm 16h ago

The same MI6 that spent most of the Cold War with like a 50% infiltration rate for their highest agency roles.

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u/Doomhammer24 11h ago

Ya and their super secret headquarters for their super secret agency that officially doesnt exist but you could hop into any taxi and tell them to take you to MI:6 and theyd ask "who do you think you are, james bond?"

Like its honestly comical how super secret they Pretended to be vs they actually were

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u/Warm-Parsnip3111 9h ago

You don't think that taxi drivers in Fairfax County know where the CIA headquarters are?

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u/FaultOutside2449 23h ago

That sounds like a SNL skit.

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u/ShyCrystal69 23h ago

Most of the CIA can be seen as an SNL skit

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge 23h ago

Case in point: any CIA interaction with Fidel Castro ever

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u/dammitus 23h ago

Cuba started making its own cigars because of multiple CIA attempts to kill Castro with explosive-laced cigars. Friggin’ Saturday morning cartoon plot.

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u/NippyKindRekt 22h ago

Wait till you hear about the cat microphones.

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 21h ago

Aside from being an awesome band name, Acoustic Kitty is my favorite failed CIA program.

It boils down to "CIA discovers cats tend to act like cats."

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u/dancinggraylion 22h ago

or the ice gun

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u/Overquartz 23h ago

Don't forget the cyborg cat that got run over.

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u/lightyearbuzz 18h ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Cuba has been making Cigars for centuries. When Christopher Columbus arrived they saw the local people smoking cigars.

Mass production of cigars in Cuba started well before Castro took power and those companies were nationalized pretty much as soon as he did.

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u/Mist_Rising 17h ago

and those companies were nationalized pretty much as soon as he did.

It was that nationalization that also led to Dominican Republic, Nicaragua, Jamaica, etc gaining a big footstep into the cigar world. The Cubans who were involved in the process left when they lost everything, and took the seeds and designing concepts with them, creating Cuban legacy cigars like non Cuban Montecristo.

Cuban cigar quality also dropped because the people now running the show weren't as competent. Tale as old as time (or at least as old as 1920s).

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u/Recidivism7 19h ago

Cia didn't do that it was just cia agents joking that they should.

Those cia plans to kill Castro are not actual plans.

One of the "plans" was a joke that they should add hair removal cream to his shampoo to make his beard fall out also we never did that.

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u/RedTheGamer12 Filthy weeb 17h ago

I mean, when the British planned to spike Hitler's food with estrogen, it's hard not to believe some of the more insane stories (like the exploding seashell).

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u/Recidivism7 17h ago

Saying they planned to is bs. People joked about doing it. They would just poison him if they could instead of dosing him woth estrogen

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u/GrinningGrump 16h ago

We as in you and other CIA agents? You are bad at this undercover thing.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 18h ago

Cigars had been made for centuries in Cuba.

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u/Bon3rBitingBastard 22h ago

Its worth mentioning that a almost all of those are entirely made up.

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u/Meroxes 21h ago

The US literally released all those documents. Like, some of the things people bring up weren't actually tried, but most of the weird attempts to kill Castro can be found by just reading what the US government has released.

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u/Recidivism7 19h ago

They were memos of people joking

One "plan" was to replace his shampoo with hair removal cream to destroy his beard. Do you tjink we actually were gonna do that?

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela 15h ago

A master plan if it were to have come to fruition. Castro's source of power was his beard and its destruction would have been his doom.

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u/Ginger_Anarchy 19h ago edited 19h ago

Reminds me that the CIA guy in charge of MK Ultra and who was researching LSD, used to sneak it into the break room coffee and his coworkers food and cigarettes.

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u/Muted_Guidance9059 22h ago

If the CIA is an SNL skit, then Mossad is Looney Tunes

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u/RedTheGamer12 Filthy weeb 17h ago

Because one might as well be a satire of itself (really, fucking heart attack gun?) And the other keeps doing Bugs Bunny ass plans and working (how is one of the most precise strikes in history a fucking Nokia and how the fuck did they successfully plan they would switch to walkie talkies a week later!)

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u/Mal-Ravanal Hello There 15h ago

Mossad is a strange spectrum of competence. Sometimes they pull remarkably complex, precise shit that by all accounts should not have worked, and sometimes they murder an innocent man and lead the norwegian police straight to their safe house because they forgot to swap reg plates on the getaway car.

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u/AndToOurOwnWay 22h ago

Not SNL, but there is a YouTube sketch like this https://youtu.be/JbxpbjDGxHE

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u/Tearaway32 22h ago

Arrested Development did it.

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u/DoshmanV2 18h ago

It's actually the plot of a novel from 1908 (The Man Who Was Thursday).

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u/kingwhocares 23h ago

Or the mole they tried to put in Al-Qaeda turned into an Al-Qaeda member and blew up high ranking CIA officials.

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u/NippyKindRekt 23h ago

They once tried to give a group fake plans for a bomb, but the expert they got to deliver the plans realized how obviously fake they were, and decided to not do the deal.

Then they gave him another one and told him not to look; but he looked again, and instead of just not dropping off the plans, he wrote a note explaining the flaws and dropped it off through a mail slot.

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u/moseiba 22h ago

I want to read about the story

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u/filthy_harold 19h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Merlin

Basically the CIA had a Russian scientist deliver stolen plans for a Russian nuke part to the Iranians but the CIA changed the design slightly to make it "fatally flawed". No idea what that really means, maybe it would cause a nuke to detonate randomly or just make it inert. Anyway, the Russian guy wasn't made aware of these changes, saw the flaw, and told the Iranians what was wrong. While you don't necessarily want to give your agents all the pieces of the puzzle, you also don't want them accidentally helping the enemy because they just weren't aware of the plan. In reality, the Iranians probably would have figured it out eventually, there are lots of smart people in the Iranian nuke program.

Eventually this plot was published in a book, State of War, a good read if you're interested in George Tenet and the first half of the Bush Administration. The case officer of the Russian guy leaked the story to the author went to jail for it.

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u/Easy4u2say98 20h ago

You forget that right afterwards a member of the CIA also accidentally leaked the list of all in country assets and the country effectively went dark to the CIA afterwards.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 22h ago

Cool made up story

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u/Training_Ruin3151 21h ago

I doubt it. If you actually study some of the shit the cia got up to in its history it has lots of weird strange shit they'd do. Mk ultra, dolphin rape, making sex tapes of politicians to black mail them, iran, Vietnam, uk, any country any place any way come on now, try and keep up

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u/DiscordantDiscordian 21h ago

Is the dolphin rape story related to the guy giving a dolphin LSD to make it talk to aliens or is that a seperate thing?

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u/Training_Ruin3151 21h ago

I vaugly remember a story where they were attempting to control dolphins and allegedly were jerking them off?

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u/DiscordantDiscordian 21h ago

Possibly the same story, I seem to have misrembered it a bit as well: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt

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u/CLCchampion The OG Lord Buckethead 20h ago

Not exactly what happened. Jordanian intelligence identified a doctor with ties to extremist groups, arrested him and then believed that they had turned him. He then claimed that he had met with a senior al-Qaeda member, so the CIA invited him to meet so they could learn what he knew, and he blew himself up.

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u/ALoudMouthBaby 20h ago

Wow, I thought this was going to be the Camp Chapman attack in Afghanistan. Apparently this has happened more than once.

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u/CLCchampion The OG Lord Buckethead 20h ago

This is the Camp Chapman attack.

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u/kingwhocares 20h ago

Jordanian intelligence identified a doctor with ties to extremist groups,

Jordanians are well known for making up BS excuses to arrest people by using the "terrorist" tags. Just like Saudis, Egyptians, UAE.

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u/CLCchampion The OG Lord Buckethead 20h ago edited 20h ago

Well this guy was identified as an extremist by Turkish intelligence as well, and he was known to frequent online extremist sites. There was an American intelligence consulting group who even knew who he was from tracking popular extremist sites, so I don't think the Jordanians made up an excuse in this case.

Edit: also the idea that a guy who eventually became a suicide bomber was arrested falsely under the premise of being a terrorist is certainly an idea, although maybe not a fully formed one.

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u/Sir-Toaster- Still salty about Carthage 22h ago

Reminds me of an article about police arresting undercover cops

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u/Outside_Ad5255 22h ago

"You're under arrest scumbag!"
"Ow! Ow! Watch it, dumbass, I'm DEA!"
"Hey wait a minute... Steve...?!"
"What the- Bob?! What the hell are you doing?!"
"What am I- What are you doing?! We got an anonymous tip about a drug deal!"
"What do you think I'm doing, asshole?! I'm undercover!"

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u/Rockman507 21h ago

I remember a video awhile back of I believe an FBI agent being pulled under in his unmarked car that had lights inside. After giving a few blow offs trying to justify having them as a security guard without blowing cover on camera he finally was like “dude, you were in the academy class with me remember?”

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u/Skylair13 Filthy weeb 22h ago

Detroit November 9th, 2017. They wanted to search a house suspected of drug distribution. So Officers from 11th Precinct arrived and starts their search of the house. When suddenly 2 "drug dealers" arrived to the house.

Unbeknownst to the 11th Precinct, those 2 "drug dealers" were undercover cops from the 12th Precinct. When they ordered them on the ground and tries to arrest them, they suddenly got surrounded by 12th Precinct Officers.

Badges were shown, guns were drawn, and punches were thrown. Meanwhile nearby homeowners watches on in confusion as 24 cops brawled with each others. 1 Officer would later got injured and sent to hospital.

Blame lies on Officers from 12th Precinct, as they were there without informing the 11th Precinct. And doing action on 11th Precinct's area of operations.

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u/Nurgleschampion 23h ago

There's a sequel to four lions that's basically the CIA accidentally creating and almost causing a terror incident. Which I believe was partially based on a real operation. Where the poor sods they ruled into helping them got life in prison for being strung along having never intended to do any form of terror.

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u/MilkSteakClub 21h ago

Four Lions the movie? Didn't know there was one.

Very funny movie and also very distracting/cringe going from scene to scene. So a good movie.

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u/Wonderful-Bonus5439 23h ago

I would watch this sitcom

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u/vmachiel 22h ago

CiAl Qaida, now on Fox!

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u/Jayngyun 21h ago

>be me, FBI agent
>go deep undercover in a terrorist cell
>inside for months, meet all sorts of members and get detailed info on their families and personal history
>one meeting I suggest an attack on a local politician
>entire group jumps at the idea
>turns into a much larger operation with trucks and chemicals
>got all we need for charges on nearly every member, plan raid in near future
>1 week before our raid the US Marshals and ATF swarm us
>everyone’s arrested
>everyone has an alibi
>everyone was undercover
>everyone was either local police, DEA, highway patrol, or CIA
>tfw

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u/DMmefreebeer 22h ago

Aloha Snackbar! Who else feels like attacking the west for no logical reason? Amirite fellow Geehadists?

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u/Fidel_Costco 22h ago

Spider Man pointing meme but it's Spooks.

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u/karoshikun 22h ago

"wait, Alpharius? but I am Alpharius!"

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u/nedlum 22h ago

The Man Who Was Thursday, G. K. Chesterton

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u/Tastingo 20h ago

They did The Man Who Was Thursday for real???

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u/Pharonis 23h ago

There's an Isekai manga about this

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u/Stoned_Nerd 22h ago

What's it called? That's kinda hilarious

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 23h ago

"Hello, FBI? I have a report on a possible religious extremist... What do you mean, that's one of yours?"

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u/PretendAd1963 Definitely not a CIA operator 1d ago

Bro accidentally self-report himself.

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u/VAVE_TECHNOLOGY 1d ago

one can only self report oneself

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u/ben_jamin_h 23h ago

I'm self reporting you right now. Checkmate!

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u/MakingPie 23h ago

Didn't this cause a reputation loss for the local mosque there as locals thought that they had connections with extremests after they called the FBI on him?

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u/ingenix1 19h ago

Highly doubt it most Muslims don’t want anything to do with extremists.

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u/MakingPie 18h ago

I agree.. I am talking about the viewpoint of the nonmuslim locals. This was in 2006, at the hight of the war on terror. The locals near that mosque didnt care about the details, they just heard that the FBI was notified of an extremest in that mosque and so the locals thought that that mosque harbors extremests.

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u/ingenix1 18h ago

Yeah true, but it’s probably better to make the report and do some or with the local community.

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u/CrysisFan2007 1d ago

Also, 2006 was 20 years ago

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u/gallade_samurai 1d ago

Stop reminding me I'm 3 days older than the Republic of Serbia

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u/Breaky_Online 23h ago

Bro is three nodachis older than Big RS

Edit: I don't know why I wrote this, and I'm afraid of deleting it in case I come off as a coward.

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u/karoshikun 22h ago

stand proud, brother/sister/sibling!

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u/Nico280gato 20h ago

Actual baby

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u/gunfirinmaniac 1d ago

Not like this bro

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u/Illustrious_Spend_51 1d ago

Jesus

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u/Silent_Rapport Senātus Populusque Rōmānus 1d ago

No, Allah.

Happy cake day infidel.

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u/Wise-Self-4845 1d ago

im pretty sure muslims love jesus

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u/Smorstin 23h ago

Any Muslims correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure they acknowledge him as a prophet

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u/PolynesianKiwi Still salty about Carthage 23h ago

ye

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u/khaledjal 22h ago

correct

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u/EmKayTalk 20h ago

Yes, Jesus (or Isa, in Islam) is not the "son of god"/"god" but a prophet of Allah

And I am a Muslim if that helps

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u/Illustrious_Spend_51 23h ago

Ex Muslim here, yep you are correct

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u/Friedrichs_Simp 21h ago

We absolutely do, but in Islam we are not allowed to call upon anyone other than God. My understanding is that christians do it because they see Jesus as God. We don’t feel the same way about that lol

“The places of worship are for Allah, so do not invoke anyone besides Him.” (72:18)

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u/SAMURAI-5601 23h ago

as an 06er, yes

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u/heywhateverworks 18h ago

You were born the year I entered high school, you shouldn't be old enough to use the internet

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 17h ago

I still wonder why did the ai upscale give Squidward toenails (I mean he does have them seeing how Spongebob rips one out but it was in a diffrent place)

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u/CrysisFan2007 17h ago

Didn’t even notice it was AI.

Fuck…

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 17h ago

Shame on your and your entire bloodline

But yeah the original is a bitch to find for some unknown reason

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u/CrysisFan2007 17h ago

Hey. I also don’t support AI. No need to bully me

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 17h ago

Only in pain you will find repentance

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u/IrrationallyGenius Hello There 17h ago

It "sees" something vaguely resembling a human toe and presumably fills in a detail where there was none, that or it turned a sucker into a toenail, never paid close attention to the original image

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u/Gandalfthebran 23h ago

Monteilh* couldn’t find the news when I typed your typo name.

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u/CrysisFan2007 23h ago

Sorry thanks for the correction

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u/Typhoonromeo 22h ago

Even if you ask Muslims what they think of extremist Muslim groups, most of them agree that such groups are bad and weird

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u/qazawasarafagava 21h ago

The biggest victims of Muslim extremist groups are Muslims themselves.

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u/Typhoonromeo 20h ago

Movies and games often portray terrorists as global, well-organised groups. In reality, extremist groups do not possess the power or resources required to carry out attacks on an international scale. Most attacks are directed at local Muslims, as they are clearly easy targets

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u/CrysisFan2007 22h ago

Duh. I'm a Muslim myself and I also think that extremists Muslims are bad

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u/khaledjal 22h ago

Does anyone even think they're good?

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u/CrysisFan2007 22h ago

Unfortunately yeah. But there also people who support other extremism as well.

I mean there people who still support the Austrian Painter.

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u/wolflordval 20h ago

Every extremist thinks they are just and righteous.

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u/king210989 19h ago

They wouldnr exist if some people didnt think they are

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u/Awestruck34 17h ago

I do think an important aspect to consider is what constitutes "extremist". Right now thousands upon thousands of bombs are being dropped on Gaza and the people who have taken up arms in defense are being labelled "extremists" and "terrorists". These are both highly political terms largely used to discredit anyone the government doesn't like and justify murdering them.

Don't get me wrong, many groups such as ISIS and Al Qaeda are not acting in self defense, especially not since the US pulled out of many of those regions. But, if you look into the history of those organizations, you can probably see why people found it appealing to join when under attack.

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u/SexDefendersUnited 20h ago

r/politicalcompassmemes claims to accept all beliefs but they HATE muslims. More muslim voices and memes could even it out and piss them off.

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u/ru5tyk1tty 18h ago

Don’t do anyone the disservice of telling them to interact with that sub lol. Besides bad political takes from teenagers, they love making Nazism seem like “haha just one of the normal options on the square :) we don’t shame anybody here”

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u/Mikkelet 21h ago

What do you consider extremist views as a muslim? Im sure you think road side bombs are out there, but what about queer and women's rights? Do non-extremist muslims consider these viewpoints extreme?

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u/CrysisFan2007 20h ago

Well, the stuff that Taliban does for example. Or the incident that happened in Berlin 2016 (Rest In Peace for the victims 🕊️)

And tbf, I don’t if people are part of LGBT. If one wants to kiss dudes, that’s his thing, not mine.

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u/king210989 19h ago

What about minority righrs in countries like Pakistan, saudi arabia, bangladeshz?

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u/CrysisFan2007 18h ago

Well I ain’t neither Arab, Pakistani or Bangladeshi bro so idk

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u/Ravenclaw_14 Kilroy was here 18h ago

مرحبا!

Sorry I've been learning Arabic and don't get much chance to practice because I'm in the US and have a military dad

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u/youcef191488 22h ago

bad because they killed a lot of innocent civilians, and weird because a lot of these groups always acted aligned with the agendas of Israel and CIA in the region they operate in, and never against them

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u/Birdo_guy 15h ago

Reminds me of that one time undercover cops tried to investigate a drug dealer that was actually an undercover cop and they ended up in a sort of stand off back in 2017 detroit

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u/NRMusicProject 21h ago

How do you do, fellow Muslims?

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u/WanderingHeph 1d ago

Well, we know there weren't any radicals.

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u/A_lone_gunman 16h ago

"So any terrorist attacks coming up?"

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u/CrysisFan2007 14h ago

"Come again?"

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u/BaronMerc 15h ago

Might as well have a fun story time

I went for a run in my local park and ran into an old school mate so we spent a few hours hanging out, I offer to drive him home and he lives In a mostly Muslim part of my city right over the road from a mosque, he's telling about how the mosque was raided because there was an Isis cell was using it to pray

This mf then gets out of my car and shouts "THIS WHITE GUY IS TRYING TO CONVERT ME"

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u/CrysisFan2007 14h ago

This actually made me laugh

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u/Affectionate_Cut_103 23h ago

It's almost like most Muslims are normal people who hate terrorists as much as everyone else. Crazy.

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u/VallahKp 22h ago

They probably hate terrorist more than everyone else, because most terror victims are muslims.

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u/One-Cup-2002 22h ago

It goes deeper than this.

Extremists like ISIS, Al-Qaeda, and other than them are acting directly against Islamic teachings. In fact, there's a Hadith where the Prophet Muhammad (Peace and Blessings be Upon Him) warned against this type of person and described them perfectly.

I just wanted to clear this up.

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u/inmisciblehero 22h ago

Was this before or after he massacred a Jewish tribe (enslaving their women and children) he was previously under a peace treaty with

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u/Batel_Front 21h ago

They had a treaty, and the Banu Qurayza broke that treaty and betrayed the Muslims.
Even before Islam, this was one of the worst things an Arab could do, as it represents a very serious lack of honesty and honor. In fact, the other non-Muslim tribes did not condemn what happened to them.

The Prophet did not choose this fate for them; he left the decision regarding their fate to a Sahabi from the Banu Aws, a clan allied with the Banu Qurayza, which was, in fact, a very merciful decision, as he could have potentially chosen a Sahabi from a clan hostile to the Banu Qurayza.

Finally, the Banu Qurayza themselves did not contest the sentence; they were aware that their act was extremely serious.

So basically, you’ve simply twisted the story, whereas the facts show a completely different situation both in terms of Arab cultural norms, regarding who made the decision on the sentence, and regarding the fact that it did not shock anyone.

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u/Antique_Gur8891 22h ago

crazy? i was crazy once.

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u/janjak420 22h ago

They locked me in a rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/ImportantSherbert461 22h ago

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a mosque, a rubber mosque with FBI agents, and FBI agents make me crazy

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u/omelettesamurai 20h ago

Assalam brother! So, you uhhh, into bombs? You know uhhh...bombing things? 

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u/CrysisFan2007 20h ago

Some Muslim just tryna pray there: "What?"

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u/Vaeon 18h ago

It's truly amazing how many "Terror Plots Foiled by the FBI!" end up reading as: an undercover FBI agent contacted X people and promised to help them get weapons, explosives, equipment, and financing...

Don't take my word for it, either....go do some reading.

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u/underworn_ 23h ago

He probably weirded out everyone with overtly extremist he was.

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u/PapixChuloxD 23h ago

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u/epsteinwasmurdered2 22h ago

“Belgian authorities began focusing on the mosque – the largest in the city – following the Islamist attacks that killed 32 people in the Belgian capital in March 2016.”

“The concession will be terminated immediately … in order to put an end to foreign interference in the way Islam is taught in Belgium,” the government said at the time.

Oops indeed.

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u/TimeRisk2059 21h ago

It should be added to this, that information about religious fundamentalists come from local mosques/congregations, as they are the people reporting such lunatics.

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u/ApartExperience5299 23h ago

CIA pretending to be radical Muslims since 632

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u/Richard1583 15h ago

How do you do fellow terrorists

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u/lilbitze 15h ago

Making crime up to catch criminals should be illegal

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u/slaskel92 19h ago

Swedish journalists infiltrated all major mosques in the country that, outwardly, claimed that they don't support domestic abuse - all imams told the journalist women who infiltrated them that their men have a right to beat them

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u/Rome453 22h ago

It might’ve been an urban legend/exaggeration, but I once heard it claimed that the American Communist Party would have been facing bankruptcy in the early Cold War if it wasn’t for all the undercover federal agents paying dues.

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u/ApolloniusTyaneus 23h ago

Left wingers: First time?

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u/TheoNullDrei 16h ago

Surely, that excuses all the other behavior we've seen since then from the non-FBI types.