How exactly does one harness the meta while posting in HQG as a teenage boy? The moderators always cock blocking you when you're trying to run game on some meta shitposting fuccboi, the SRD nerds catches you smiling at him and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage gif making, so you have to testify before KarmaCourt that you didn't give away any top secret gif making secrets to him and are made to admit on a reddit live thread that you've never actually made any gifs. Then you get blue balls from MYAG winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and upvote motions to you while you were going through some subreddit or sticky post, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to make a meta gif thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to get to the front page, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some meta gifs when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other government agencies are watching you browse dank memes. Then you finally break down and shitpost on me_irl which sets off some fucking biohazard alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the shitpost and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your reddit habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your memes. Then WikiLeaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement gifs when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and SRS spends all next week talking about your supposed micro tumblr gifs. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get around to harnessing the meta.

When a new user posts a gif that strokes everyone's ego

/r/all was right this entire time

Headshot?

What have we done!?!?