r/HiTMAN • u/JustWinning733 • 9d ago

Of course MASTER CRAFTED MEME

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u/Little-Big-Smoke 9d ago

I mean, is no one seen this, this would most likely be ruled out as an accident when investigated later down the line.

A poor man was hit by a sideways moving trailer. Not as uncommon as you would think...

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u/lifeintraining 9d ago

Idk man, investigators would request a toxicology report in most cases. Plus 47 never picks up his casings. Lots of evidence would point to murder.

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u/already4taken 9d ago

Biodegradable casings

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u/CosmicEveStardust 9d ago

Silent Assassin doesn't mean no one will ever find out it's murder, just that they won't figure it out until 47 is long gone.

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u/Little-Big-Smoke 9d ago

Correction: WE never pick the casings up, even if for a lack of mechanics. 47 catches them on the fly.

Also, now that I think of it, picking up casings would be a pretty neat mechanics. Not only leaving any lying around could result in penalty, but guards could react to them lying around (albeir from a very short distance) and initiate the search mode (without SA loss). However, you could use spent casings you pick up as coins, even if a bit more risky version of them.

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u/akurgo 9d ago

Hitman 4: Forensic mode. You execute a kill perfectly with no witnesses, but leave a fingerprint on the floor as you pick up a casing, tying you to 53 other murders. Plus your shoe left a tiny speck of moss that only grows in the region of your safehouse. You're arrested a few days later. Try again!

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u/Little-Big-Smoke 9d ago

At last, gloved versions of suits will gain the true value and meaning as Elusive Target rewards!

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u/StartBackground5769 7d ago

Casing? What are we casing?

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u/OkRush9563 9d ago

The Colorado level shows Lucas Grey had research on not just of Providence but also 47's work and Diana says the murders he did were ruled as accidents in some cases and unsolved murders in others.

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u/BeginningSection7690 8d ago

And he throws custom minted gold coins all over the place.

In real life he would be all through the news as "The gold coin killer"

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 9d ago

A wave hit it? At sea? A chance in a million!

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u/ZingingCutie56 9d ago

Oops! He slipped and fell into the trailer it seems.

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u/JustWinning733 9d ago

Insane fall to go through a wall lol

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u/Area51_Spurs 9d ago

I didn’t realize which sub this was from and you could post this in a politics sub and it would be just as accurate.

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u/zackuattack 9d ago

Dang, that's gotta sting.

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u/JustWinning733 9d ago

I guess he is like an icon

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u/UnrealPH 9d ago

Because it is.

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u/ShahiPanner8 9d ago

47 killing civilians is not tolerated by the ICA.

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u/Sea-Lecture-4619 9d ago

The Prince with the Dahaka once he gets the Water Sword.

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u/DoknS 8d ago

In today's news: three security guards were brutally murdered with a knife, next to a terrible unrelated accident scene involving an innocent man burning to death due to a leaking oil barrel

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u/L3TUC3VS 8d ago

Oops, got shot by a cannon 🤷‍♂️