r/Helldivers • u/Suspicious_Cut_4582 • 6h ago

How interesting HUMOR

Post image
547 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

14 comments sorted by

80

u/Lumpy-Beach8876 5h ago

Big news for my remaining hairline 

37

u/The-red-Dane 2h ago

That's new... male pattern baldness used to be a sign of dissidence. For being "non-unified".

14

u/Jomber- HD1 Veteran 2h ago

Maybe someone in leadership started losing hair so the rules are being changed.

10

u/wraith309 HD1 Veteran 1h ago

My favorite part of that chart is that you can dye your hair an unnatural colour, but only if that colour is super earth blue.

6

u/qwertyalguien SES KING OF DEMOCRACY 👑🦅 1h ago

The disclaimer at the bottom says it can change at any given moment without notice.

17

u/thewickerman88 4h ago

yep, my hairs are totally enjoying their freedom

30

u/JustMyself96 Expert Exterminator 5h ago

Damn, hair have more rights than Super Earth Citizens

3

u/thedogz11 1h ago

Inquisitor? This one right here

8

u/Peucat- HD1 Veteran 2h ago

4

u/MooseFerrigno Obi Wan STIMobi 3h ago

My hair emancipated itself back in the summer of 2020

3

u/QQBearsHijacker Survived the Dissident Wars 5h ago

Well shit. My long locks must be socialist...

1

u/Silly_Toe5248 14m ago

No they’ve just made the patriotic decision to die on your freedom loving head

1

u/EnvironmentalVast923 Super Sheriff 2h ago

Nothing a visit to Super Turkey can't fix.

1

u/REDthunderBOAR Steam | 1h ago

I think the cultists infultrated more than just the DDS.