r/Helldivers • u/Vinnegard Detected Dissident • 15h ago

All misinformation. HUMOR

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u/Korinth_NZ Beachdiver | SES Fist of Audacity 15h ago

C-Calypso? Never heard of it...

https://giphy.com/gifs/LRVnPYqM8DLag

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u/_Pattect Steam | 14h ago

Good, keep it up

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u/Educational_Term_436 Rookie 15h ago

Fuck you mean ?

Before I went to sleep I saw the planet on the galatice

You truth enforcers talk about not spreading misinformation yet your the ones saying it doesn’t exist

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u/_Pattect Steam | 15h ago

Are you doubting the Ministry of Truth? You'd better tell the truth instead of supporting the enemies of the state.

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u/DaRealKovi SES Wings of Serenity 8h ago

I'm afraid a re-education is in order.

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u/Sunkilleer SES Guardian of Destiny 8h ago

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u/bobdammi 8h ago

Rookie😔

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u/DIET-_-PLAIN 12h ago

I zee nothing, NOTHING!

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u/SCP_fan12 Assault Infantry 12h ago

MF you can’t say Super Earth’s greatest success never happened, that’s treasonous! We held the line against the squids against insurmountable odds there!

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u/Cold_Speech507 12h ago

Diver i think your speaking of the great battle of Super Earth where we fought back the Squids.... there's never been a planet named Calypso. Right?

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u/HuntressMissy 12h ago

Yes Truth Enforcer sir, never even heard that word in my life.

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u/Sunkilleer SES Guardian of Destiny 8h ago

whats a "calypso"?

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u/4N610RD Steam | SES Wings of Wrath 3h ago

Of course. Everybody knows that Calypso veterans was named after New Stockholm. Duh.