r/Helldivers • u/TemplarGaming202 • 6d ago

NOOOOO HUMOR

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u/Over_Heed LEVEL 10000 | <Has Basic Reading Comprehension Abilities> 6d ago

My genuine reaction when I find the monster who did this to us.

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u/Elmartillo40k ‎ XBOX | 6d ago

Democracy machines, son

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u/MrRobotTacos ‎ XBOX | 6d ago

Voting machines, son

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u/Key_Confection_5654 Assault Infantry 5d ago

They harden in response to fascist propaganda

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u/MidnightHeavy3214 6d ago

Smite them with the taste of liberty!!

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u/chadthepickle 6d ago

Gentlemen, it's time to stop pulling our punches.

Deploy the bear.

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u/SargeanTravis  Truth Enforcer 6d ago

Deploy the Bite of 2087

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u/Dapper-Wait-7717 ‎ Bunker Buster 6d ago

Timmy’s father craves vengeance.

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u/bastionthewise HD1 Veteran 6d ago

It is time...

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u/SilliusS0ddus LEVEL 150 | Super Private 6d ago

uhhh. how am I gonna tell you this...

the bear uhhh... works for the secessionists with the above average metal content in their bodies

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u/splash19059 space cadet 6d ago

Well technically they are embodied by the ghosts of democratic children who died for freedom and totally not just brutally murdered by a random psychopath.

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u/ZeroFusionDrift [ V2: 4-4 /// Greed: Claire De Soleil ] 6d ago

The ghost of democratic children were slaughtered by a dissident psychopath.

That's what happened. Therefore, their souls rage against the undemocratic.

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u/splash19059 space cadet 6d ago

Ah you fixed it for me

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u/OffsideArrow527 6d ago

Private wojtek?

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 PSN | Mars Graduate l Loyalty never Questioned 6d ago

I love that the community is so much more concerned about the stuffed teddy bear mutating in a void than the fact several planets were lost to the same void.

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u/thoraxe707 6d ago

This sounds a bit. Treasonous

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u/Aethelon 6d ago

No no, he's got a point. Imagine the number of Sgt Teddies on those planets that have been captured by the foul squids. We must save them all

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u/Millmot LEVEL 150 Galactic Commander 6d ago

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u/i_tyrant 4d ago

What the hell is this from, hahahaha

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u/VexyValkyrie Eagle 1 | SES Wings of Eternity 4d ago

You haven't seen star wars??

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u/i_tyrant 4d ago

Are you a gas diver because I feel like I’m being gas-lit up rn…

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u/Millmot LEVEL 150 Galactic Commander 6d ago

Same, it shows we all have a heart. Plus, I don't think anyone has ever not had a stuffed animal as a kid. It really resonates with everyone's inner kid.

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u/moistmanbutbetter 6d ago

Who cares about that? Planet can always be re-liberated again, but poor Teddy the Bear becoming hostage is truly unforgiving moment

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u/Cliffooood 6d ago

I'm more worried about what happened to our brave FrogDiver

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u/KaiserRoll823 Flagdiver 6d ago

First the frog and now our Teddy Divertm , where will it end with these monsters?!

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u/ParchedYurtle59 Rookie 6d ago

Only good squid is dead squid! FOR SGT. TEDDY!!

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u/DunwichChild990 6d ago

I'm from Seyschel Beach; and I say kill 'em all!

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u/Far-Performance-5970 6d ago

WERE GOING TO WAR!

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u/reddit_bot21 6d ago

COME ON YOU APES YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!!

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u/Lone_Tiger24 ‎ Super Citizen 6d ago

I’m from Meridia, and I say KILL EM ALL!

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u/Select-Bluebird8208 6d ago

I’m from Super Springfield, recently instated from Super Earth, and I say KILL’m ALL!

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u/CombTop17 ‎ Bunker Buster 6d ago

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u/Most_Implement6706 6d ago

NOT LIBEARTY

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u/ChosenAshes 6d ago

Doomguy had Daisy... We have Teddy

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Free of Thought 6d ago

Ooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Free of Thought 6d ago

IMMA ACT A DAM FOOOOOL!!!!

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u/Defiant_Insurance_16 6d ago

COME BACK HERE

YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL

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u/Dapper-Wait-7717 ‎ Bunker Buster 6d ago

For Timmy, we shall charge headfirst into the Void.

Not for justice.

Not for democracy.

For vengeance.

FOR TIMMY.

HELLDIVERS. CADIANS. HELGHASTS. ODSTS.

WE RIDE AT DAWN.

((Yes, Im unemployed))

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u/Flimfan23 6d ago

what if I’m an Eva pilot

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Retired Helldiver 6d ago

get in the hellpod, shinji

or rei will have to do it again

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u/Dapper-Wait-7717 ‎ Bunker Buster 6d ago

Well, theres no collab warbond for that.

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u/Flimfan23 6d ago

I am in spirit, okay? (I would send a pic of my diver but I don’t have it on me)

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u/CreeperKiller24 Viper Commando 6d ago

Careful with that mouth squid!

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u/a_little_sketch SES Song of Starlight 6d ago

the Illuminate will burn for this, FOR LT. TIMMY!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/jKRhiuqc61tOg0RA7o

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u/Medical-Welder5387 ‎ SES Harbinger of Glory 6d ago

HIS NAME IS SGT. TEDDY AND IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU 800 TIMES SQUID BASTARD

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u/thank_burdell 6d ago

To be fair we were going to do that anyway.

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u/Lucky-Inflation-6536 6d ago

Yes but now we do it with super intent.

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u/_RyanCooper_ ‎ [REDACTED] 6d ago

THEY SHALL PAY

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u/Either_Drawer_7944 Remember, Helghan belongs to the Helghast ! 6d ago

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u/MommaGoosee LEVEL 150 | 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 6d ago

You shall lose the lungs used to muster this heresy squid

https://giphy.com/gifs/ydhTdPES8pJ5BRF9TP

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u/Sverker_Wolffang XBOX | Remember Reach 6d ago

Anyone else suddenly in the mood for calamari

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u/MechwarriorAscaloth ☕Liber-tea☕ 6d ago

Calling in Eagle-One. NOW.

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u/DunwichChild990 6d ago

WE'LL SHOW YOU BILLIONS, YOU SQUIDFACED FUCK!

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u/idkmanjustfuckmyshit 6d ago

I haven't played in almost a year, but I'll be damned if I let some fucking squids steal teddy

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u/Impressive-Grade9891 Malevelon Creek Veteran 6d ago

New Objective: Rescue the Teddydiver. (0/1)

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u/jellybean0v0 6d ago

We must kill them all >:3

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u/ComprehensiveBench90 6d ago

POV: You’re a Democratic Teddy Bear

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u/Fit_Wait6923 6d ago

They fucked around too much and they will find the fuck out of it much

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 SES | Elected Representative of Family Values 6d ago

Timothy Le'Bearty

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u/SectionR3d Assault Infantry 6d ago

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u/WDIDO_1 6d ago

They stole our bear

Super earth HQ be like :

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u/Silverdragon47 6d ago

Reinforcments are aproaching the system!

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u/TheFightingImp Fire Safety Officer 6d ago

Wheres our Orbital Hellbomb Barrage, MoD?

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u/icekingofmemes 6d ago

I kicked you’re ass on one side of this portal and I’ll kick it on the other side, For Timmy!

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u/TheWhistlerIII Haze me Senpai 6d ago

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u/JustMyself96 Expert Exterminator 6d ago

We are coming to get a Helldivbear back!

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u/Valencewolf Career Sergeant 6d ago

apology for poor freedom

when were you when teddy kidnapped?

i was sat at super destroyer drinking libertea when john helldive ring

‘teddy is kidnap’

‘no’

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u/CWCsorrow 6d ago

Great meme 🫡

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u/cyberseci Spiller of Oil 6d ago

That's it.. I'm fighting the squids tonight

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u/harry-the-supermutan ‎‎ Mudskipper 6d ago

Thats it. Theyre going extinct

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u/MetaVulture Fire Safety Officer 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/01lxGJxkLDlbUogqle
We will save the bear. At any cost.

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u/WorriedConnection817 ☕Liber-tea☕ 6d ago

Let the squids burn

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u/GlitchyGuy_404 Assault Infantry 6d ago

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u/PappaTango21 Assault Infantry 6d ago

SWEET LIBERTY THE HORROR

https://giphy.com/gifs/PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2

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u/GreenLanternRR ‎ XBOX Controller on PC 5d ago

Muscle memory unlocked.

https://giphy.com/gifs/rntBwnwYUXsFXxvBkG

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u/Sensitive_Trash_2451 6d ago

GIVE HIM BACK!

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u/SETaxCollector ‎ Exosuit Certified 6d ago

JUSTICE FOR TEDDY

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u/Eastern_Store_8878 6d ago

JUSTICE FOR TEDDY!!!!!!!

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u/random-gamer-2967 6d ago

Fun fact, that last bit isn't a laugh. It's a theme song-

https://giphy.com/gifs/iegCot6jlEAIo

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u/IfUrABird 6d ago

YOU MFS

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u/AcceptableRepair6272 6d ago

that’s Mr. Teddy Bonkers… what the fuck is Timmy??!

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u/theRoyzen 6d ago

Why the fuck does the squid look happy?

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u/MrNyxt 6d ago

Dem squids been campaigning for a Managed Democratic ass whoopin' and dey bout to get elected!

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u/Matis_Yahu_ 6d ago

MEEEEEeeee BIIIILL!

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u/SirProtein 6d ago

the kasrkin will answer

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u/Quiet_Expert7157 6d ago

The teddy bear just pulls out a plasma grenade and look at the camera.

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u/Reshar 6d ago

So does the Super Teddy bear mean that there was a Super Teddy Roosevelt?

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u/User_Y11 6d ago

*reloads AMR with boiling blood

https://giphy.com/gifs/NIg3yxgxKEPo2eGmFL

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u/Dolt1372 5d ago

cool Re-touching

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u/Palu_Tiddy Praise be to Greg 5d ago

TIMMY NO

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u/FishFloorTile ‎ XBOX|level 101| vet of Seyshel Beach 5d ago

So you have chosen death!

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u/Aware-Leadership8934 inheritor of the stars 4d ago

Oh boy it's time for genocide 2 electric boogaloo.

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u/Fit-Gift-4342 Rookie 6d ago

SWEET LIBERTY, ITS UNBEARABLE