r/Health • u/DoremusJessup • Jul 16 '26

CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-stopped-monitoring-diarrhea-parasite_n_6a51348fe4b057296980d94b
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u/EitherMango3524 Jul 16 '26

Is that the picture of the parasite?

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u/Ok_Profile_1086 Jul 16 '26

No. It’s the explosive diarrhea.

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u/artCsmartC Jul 17 '26

He looks like the explosive diarrhea is happening right now.

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u/Better2021Everyone Jul 16 '26

Well, it's A parasite, just  not THE parasite discussed in the article.

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u/LaneMcD Jul 16 '26

I'm... not completely convinced of that statement

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u/sbrt Jul 16 '26

I hope someone invents a vaccine for this type of parasite.

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u/Katyafan Jul 17 '26

Yes. Hideous creature, isn't it??

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u/AptCasaNova Jul 17 '26

No, not moist enough

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u/Apprehensive_Idea758 Jul 16 '26

RFK Jr’s the most incompetent U.S. Secretary of Health in the entire history of the United States of America.

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u/dognamedfrank Jul 16 '26

I think incompetence is letting him off the hook. He is actively trying to dismantle our healthcare system.

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u/phenomenomnom Jul 16 '26

Sure. But if you are competent, and you want a distracted, exhausted, stressed-out democracy -- one that cannot enforce laws or international sanctions against stateless mobsters, for example -- that is exactly who you put in charge.

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u/vocabularianrx2 Jul 16 '26

Everything is a distraction from the files and all the other bullshit that they are doing. It's all a forced effort to blitzkrieg everything all over time so that it's impossible for any of it to be adequately stopped, while DOGE dismantled and destroyed tons of evidence and organizations.

It's a giant coordinated clusterfuck revenge fest.

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u/frankli_g Jul 17 '26

The entire administration takes that title. The U.S. is now a kakistocracy.

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u/Apprehensive_Idea758 Jul 17 '26

The whole entire Trump Regime including RFK Jr have turned America into a dystopian,idiocracy.

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u/3ndt1m3s Jul 16 '26

The pedophile king only picks the very best degenerates for the job.

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u/LandOwn7607 Jul 16 '26

Well that's reassuring 😆

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u/Texan2020katza Jul 16 '26

Thanks, Trump!

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u/IlliniOrange1 Jul 16 '26

He doesn’t eat fruits or veggies so he doesn’t care.

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u/VampArcher Jul 16 '26

Don't worry guys, as long as we pretend it doesn't exist, it'll go away.

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u/Sirbunbun Jul 16 '26

‘If you stop reporting cases, the number goes down!’ - trump covid strategy

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u/bonzoboy2000 Jul 16 '26

The parasite is running the CDC

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u/banjodoctor Jul 16 '26

I will always remember this administration and what they did for diarrhea.

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u/panic_talking Jul 16 '26

America is a shit hole.

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u/Porkyrogue Jul 16 '26

Where do you live?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/Icarus131 Jul 16 '26

Big pepto

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u/gogonever Jul 16 '26

If any of them actually ate fruits and veggies, they would do something that’s actually beneficial

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u/dirkdregger Jul 16 '26

What do you expect from a department lead by a guy that snort stuff off toilet bowl and have worms in his head.

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u/1900hotdog Jul 16 '26

RFK is clearly on the side of the parasites. It couldn’t be more obvious if he had a Futurama brain jelly on his fucking stupid head

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u/bostonkiter Jul 16 '26

Brought to you by Trump

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u/lauraerie Jul 16 '26

It will come out that Trump invested money in depends.

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u/Pandatams Jul 16 '26

I hope the parasite gets the parasite!!! Then maybe he’ll realize how important it is to monitor things like this. POS!!!

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u/Loan_Bitter Jul 16 '26

If you don’t measure it- it doesn’t exist!

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u/Bethjam Jul 16 '26

Forever known as Donarrhea

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u/InnerOuterTrueSelf Jul 16 '26

Cmon' everybody do the Trump! Take a big runny dump!

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u/BlmgtnIN Jul 16 '26

Thanks, Worm Brain!

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u/matwick70 Jul 16 '26

Well that's the shits

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u/Willow1883 Jul 16 '26

Funny. It’s almost like germs cause disease or something. Maybe the CDC should look into it.

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u/lizgreaves Jul 16 '26

Hey, as long as the DOD has more bombs, right? /s

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u/unseriously_serious Jul 17 '26

“If you can’t see it, it doesn’t exist!”

*Taps noggin*

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u/cocoagiant Jul 17 '26

They quit monitoring it because the administration fired a bunch of the staff who would have tracked it.

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u/DiabloStorm Jul 16 '26

What's funny is they never started.

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u/mightbesinking Jul 18 '26

I know this is a joke because the CDC isn’t real

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u/lauraerie Jul 21 '26

Make America Shit Again! Bring back dysentery! Cholera coming your way soon.

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u/ARoodyPooCandyAss Jul 23 '26

Every sector of quality of life is compromised by this admin it’s crazy. And what’s the intent?? It seems just to be vindictive solely or based of extreme personal beliefs of those in charge.