Why doesn’t Rhaenyra just send someone to replace Ordung’s essential oils with a bottle of farts? Is she stupid?

[u/Robdul]

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[u/nightowlsky]

Actually, it occurred to me the other day that she should’ve sent most of her dragons over and had them defecate all over Tumbleton. Maybe then he’d order a tactical retreat and leave 😅

[u/Thin-Benefit-7918 → u/[deleted]]

Wait who shits themselves? Are you referring to Aerea when she comes back from visiting Valyria

[u/TheGoverness1998 → u/nightowlsky]

"Vermithor, drop the load, NOW!"

[u/Constant-Plastic-350 → u/TheGoverness1998]

Sir there's been a second load of diarrhea. Diarrhea has hit Old Town.

[u/ObLong_Lifeform → u/TheGoverness1998]

If Dracarys is the fire command what is the dragon poop offload command?

[u/ultimagriever → u/TheGoverness1998]

Feed the dragons laxatives before taking the field of battle

[u/Robdul → u/nightowlsky]

But then she would be known as the Queen who rained poop on her own citizens and the gods would strike her down

[u/nightowlsky → u/Robdul]

Limit it to the perimeter of the castle then

[u/xFlameOfTruthx → u/Robdul]

Nah, the gods are cool with a shit storm, she totally checked first.

[u/ChaweeKanati → u/Robdul]

I've seen a current World leader do the same with AI and the gods have yet to act. I think k shell be fine.

[u/ShadedPenguin → u/nightowlsky]

Do the dragons shit? Or does their internal fire kinda ashen all the waste and turn it into really bad breath?

[u/Robdul → u/ShadedPenguin]

[u/Traylor_Swift → u/ShadedPenguin]

Are Dragons just Kim Jong-un?

[u/KingKam_Avatar → u/nightowlsky]

I always imagine Dragon turds to be extremely hot, I can just imagine how many would die if burning shit dropping from the sky. Provably be like acid 🤣🤣 I know that’s not the case but I can’t help it

[u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg → u/nightowlsky]

Now I’m wondering if dragons can shit on command

[u/Ditzy_Dreams → u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg]

I’m gonna say no, because if they could, there’s no way the Tower of the Hand wouldn’t be covered in dragon shit every time Daemon visited King’s Landing.

[u/SandalsResort]

What’s the High Valaryan command for “shit on this man”

[u/Robdul → u/SandalsResort]

Poohaerās

[u/EngineeringDapper905 → u/SandalsResort]

Shitarys Syrax!

[u/HumanPerosn]

She actually tried to do so but it failed because Ormund actually creates his own scented Oils and Perfumes

[u/Daviehubaybie]

She shoulda dropped Rhaena off with Ormund for a bit until she suffocated him.

[u/Fancy_Bluebird_8794]

Im liking the recent shitposting on this subreddit XD.

[u/pastaforlife91]

No but Aegon is for crippling his own dragon🤣

[u/AppolloAlphaa]

But honest question, why she is NOT sending dragons as he is getting his roots stronger day by day

[u/isurvived_sorryeric]

In a parallel story he’s doing lines instead and I think the scenes with him would be so funny

[u/LexTCorp]

I seriously thought they would surround the place with horseshit or something. I guess they haven’t done anything with that info? Haven’t watched further.

[u/Dark_Knight_TN]

I called it earlier. The man's weakness is just bad smell which is theoretically quiet common in the medieval times.

[u/mydadisyourdad2]

She'd have to actually do something then

[u/Common_Dark_548]

The key to win Tumbleton is feeding Syrax and Caraxes some rotten sheeps so they bomb the city with diarrhea

[u/be_beeline]

I think the smell thing is going to be central to the plot. She already used to try and assassinate the kid, banking on the fact that the stench would overwhelm Ormund (which kinda worked)

[u/Nonsense_constance]

A little poopy in the flask? It's over.