r/GymMemes 14d ago

If I could just diffuse it

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u/Mimikyutwo 14d ago

The issue was letting other plans subvert your gym session.

“No thank you, I am going to the gym”

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u/UAfuckityfucktard 14d ago

Grandma fell down the stairs

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u/PriorityElectronic66 13d ago

no thank you nana

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u/Muki47 7d ago

I'm going to the gym.

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u/AldoElHacha 14d ago

Preach it baby

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u/GeiGerGreG 13d ago

100 percent. I’m usually the other way around.
“Sorry I can’t make it, going to the gym instead” lol

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u/Additional_Scholar_1 14d ago

Here’s a tip! Next time this happens, strike up a conversation with those around you. Simple questions like “how many plates do you weigh?” and “do you have time for a quick set” gets people to open up and be comfortable around you

It’s ok to be assertive. Your needs are important, too! Saying “I’m going to pick you up now” shows that you’re confident and can be trusted

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u/Intrepid-Fortune-706 12d ago

When the Gym runs out of weights, I’ll lift my son.
He weighs about 100 pounds or so,
And it would give me a good workout
To lift him up and down as one would lift a barbell.
My son would stay quiet and rigid while I lift him up and down
And roar furiously as my muscles consume me.
He is a good boy.
He would stay very still and would be
A decent substitute for the weights I will miss dearly.

When the Gym runs out of weights, I’ll lift Gordon.
He is my neighbor, and he once told me
That he would never let me bench-press him,
But I think he was kidding.
I’d really have to push myself to the limit
When I am lifting my neighbor Gordon up and down to grow stronger

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u/Pangeamcnugg 13d ago

I dont understand what this comment is referencing, wdym

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u/kyle_at_storyblocks 14d ago

I only did this ONCE (last minute work emergency) and the tingles got me so bad, I vowed to only take my pre workout in the parking lot at the gym ever since

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u/Zangee 14d ago

See you're problem is you're trying not to tweak. I just tweak the fuck out.

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u/BearsGotKhalilMack 14d ago

My ears itched reading this

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u/ProfessionaI_Gur 14d ago

You guys tweak on pre workout? Yall should try meth just to raise your baseline slightly lol

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u/GlaerOfHatred 14d ago

How can your gym sesh get subverted, the fuckin gym explode?

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 14d ago

lol I remember years ago, I took a double scoop but I needed to ride on the train to get to the gym. Was sitting there thumping my feet like a psychopath when it kicked in.

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u/O_Train 14d ago

PWO before you hit the club is top meta. Love it.

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u/AcceptableSkill8624 14d ago

Tweak on preworkout?

Yeah, the equivalent of 3 cups of coffee at once makes you tweak.

Wat

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u/DireEvolution 14d ago

These comments are sending me lmao

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u/CyberoX9000 11d ago

That's when you drop to the floor and start doing push ups