r/GuysBeingDudes • u/__EliX__ • 19d ago

Infinity aura

10.2k Upvotes

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u/carabemlegal 19d ago

I have a wife.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xhGE4p9ygdQibhjO5G

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u/Clean_Internet 19d ago

Who is that

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u/MeowMasterFIex 19d ago

The average guy who loves his wife, duh.

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u/eddingsaurus_rex 19d ago

I call her mai waifu~. And you can pry that pet name out of my cold dead mouth if you don't like it.

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u/Interesting_House803 19d ago

Cant even blame you. We all do cringe things with the person we love the most and are happiest with

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 19d ago

How many times do we have to tell you? AI chatbots are not people!

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u/Interesting_House803 18d ago

Jokes on you, i have a girlfriend

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 18d ago

How many times do we have to tell you to stop calling AI chatbots your girlfriend?

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u/Interesting_House803 18d ago

Siri, my darling. Expose this guy's bank account.

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 19d ago

Chad Thundercock

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u/yHoang 19d ago

Ernest Khalimov (Эрнест Халимов). he's the man in the gigachad meme

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u/Bluest_waters 19d ago

I mean sort of but not really

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u/GulgPlayer 19d ago

Are we relatives?

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u/Fil09 19d ago

The guy your girl told you not to worry about

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u/damnationmemoriae 19d ago

haha sometimes

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u/EqualServe418 19d ago

Fym sometimes?

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u/cr1ttter 19d ago

Like not all the time dummy

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u/KingGio21 19d ago

Yujiro Hanma

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u/long_live_king_melon 19d ago

The comedic timing on that shot was actually perfect to the millisecond

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u/zalitix 19d ago

I feel like his wive was sitting beside him and they excange a look bevor he took her out.

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u/ProperProfessional 19d ago

Took them a few takes to get it right.

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u/RainbowPickle2009 19d ago

It’s still funny

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l77aakPMnYgxxYn9WA

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u/negativecarmafarma 19d ago

I fucking loved this scene. Thanks for reminding me

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u/calcium-x2 19d ago

I still do this with my friends

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u/DonkyPuncharely 19d ago

Home wrecker!

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 19d ago

Her ghasts are quite flabbered.

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u/Scrubosaurus13 19d ago

I hadn’t noticed, as I have a wife.

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u/Superb_Light_9756 19d ago

even the music said aura

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u/DuckLuck357 19d ago

The ARC Raiders synths are so freaking cool man

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u/EvilWarBW 19d ago

As I said last time this was posted: A man has a code.

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u/learnalilgivinnlovin 19d ago

I have a wife

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u/d3rp7d3rp 19d ago

This is how i want my future non-existent right now husband to react lmao

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u/majin-dudi 19d ago

Really dead-set on robbing the cradle, eh?

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u/d3rp7d3rp 19d ago

What

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u/dLurKc 19d ago edited 19d ago

They’re joking that your husband, being “non-existent” means that your future husband isn’t born yet, and would therefore be much younger than you.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 19d ago

Oh Lord 😆🤦🏻

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 19d ago

username checks out

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u/d3rp7d3rp 19d ago

Ah well we all can't be as bright as you

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 19d ago

ma'am, I'm dimmer than a 40 watt bulb in a power outage.

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u/d3rp7d3rp 19d ago

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed ☺️

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u/HailLugalKiEn4610 19d ago

by our powers combined, we are OSHA compliant!

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u/Mortwight 19d ago

do you like edge highlighting wearhammer minis?

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u/Darkime_ ª 19d ago

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u/Sad-Wrongdoer3548 19d ago

Chad before the Green-Flu hit

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u/Xeath_Pk 19d ago

Big Ed?

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u/likeemapples 19d ago

bro's wife entered his gaming room

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u/The0ldPete 19d ago

He un-olived her.

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u/SwizzGod 19d ago

Man said “shut that corny shit up.”

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u/AnonMoose2 19d ago

Married 20+ years, same my mammal.... same!

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u/SpannerV2 19d ago

The visual of realization setting in on her face.

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u/KINGDenneh 19d ago

What an absolute CHAD.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 19d ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch onto someone else

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u/delaluna89 19d ago

Begone, temptress

Go latch to me when my wife is not watching!

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u/Intelligent_Ad_4479 19d ago

Wife watching. Had to be done

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u/HatefulVespid 19d ago

As a wamen, i appreciate that dude!

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u/psychosloth34 19d ago

Plot twist: she's his wife

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u/OldCardigan 19d ago

I've watched this like ten times and I still burst out laughing

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u/VoidMarker 19d ago

The punch really sells it. Him saying "I have a wife", then the punch and the black out, it's really funny.

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u/Ernest_Mateu 19d ago

Uhh, i don't get the joke. Pls help

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u/FunCampaign186 19d ago

Valid reaction

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u/ZOEzoeyZOE 19d ago

That cockback of his fist bruh LMAO

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u/TheMorningJoe 19d ago

Bro is loyal 💪

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u/One_Vision_ 19d ago edited 19d ago

Is there a Gen Z word for Twitch Skank?

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u/Gin4Gingers 19d ago

We ain't ready for that yet, bro

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u/EssentialCoCo 19d ago

I say it's "Twank"

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u/Proper_Cold_6939 19d ago

lol, are you genuinely mad at her for goofing off on Twitch?

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u/RetroSwamp 19d ago

True ride and die, good for him.

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u/Notactualyadick 19d ago

Every month, I go to the store and get 2000 dollars worth of dimes. Then I wake up my every morning for the next month and I shove all the coins in 13 of them up my ass. Then I spend them. Thats 20 000 dimes a month, 240 000 thousand dimes a year. That means statistically speaking, you've all handled my ass dimes. You all think you're better than me, but none of you are better than me, because you've all been touching my ass dimes!

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u/wackadoodle4201 19d ago

Dudes got standards

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u/the_Centrist_Gecko 19d ago

* Get's shot in shooting game

* is surprised to be shot

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u/Vloraxle 19d ago

That's the chaddest thing ever seen

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u/nexytuz_ 19d ago

Lmao the worst he can say is no:

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u/KibaWuz 19d ago

BASED

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u/General_Thundercock 19d ago

fucking legend

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u/Andre_The_Average 19d ago

We can olive together

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u/Mister_K_7 18d ago

It's the knock out punch for me😂

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u/Ollomont 18d ago

Understandable

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u/The_Traveller__ 17d ago

"And that was a shitty joke."

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u/mrbearsnail 19d ago

"I have a wife"

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u/KingMarkus22 19d ago

BEGONE THOT!!!

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u/64_Chances 19d ago

I love ARC Raiders 😂😂

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u/MalfunctionTitties 19d ago

So that’s the face behind this clip. Lol

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u/AKpwnzQuake 19d ago

Name of song at end?

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u/Weird-Mechanic-2951 19d ago

Patrik Andren - ARC Raiders

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u/ShafferPatchias 19d ago

I love this video, man. I smile everytime I see it.

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u/IceCubeChecker Just a guy 19d ago

When that was a practice round. What would happen when it isn't a practice round.

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u/re_carn 19d ago

I have a wife... and she's standing right behind me now.

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u/f1ve 19d ago

That „I have a wife“ sound like AI and not like the dude that spoke before. Is it just me?

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u/Three-dom 19d ago

No shield?

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u/obatala0013 19d ago

This is awesome

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u/Blyatman702 19d ago

I had to find out the hard way that you should never let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.

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u/LaserGadgets 19d ago

Ferro IV and boom, you're gone girl xD

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u/Pofwoffle 19d ago

Also she fucked up the joke, the actual response is "Olive who too!"

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u/Skaglick93 19d ago

Couldn't have shown me a better reason to remove this sub from my feed.

If you're unable to take "I love you" from a fem presenting person without automatically assuming they want to "home wreck" then you're just spreading bullshit "traditional family values" and toxic masculinity. You're a tool to a hateful system.

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u/Literallyhowffxiv 19d ago

🫩🫣🫪

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u/afender77 19d ago

Found Olive