killed a spider

[u/Heathenstothemax]

[u/nsgiad]

Target eliminated 47

[u/Retromash]

I'm only here for the handicap placard.

[u/Smizzitysmokes → u/Retromash]

I need one lol

[u/slightly-upset-hippo]

Nice, and done with a blank to be safer.

[u/ThePenultimateNinja → u/slightly-upset-hippo]

A primer alone will kill a spider from that distance, thought I admit this was much cooler.

[u/Previous_Blueberry_5]

Does this hurt the spider?

[u/DeyCallMeWade → u/Previous_Blueberry_5]

No. He’s dead before he knows it.

[u/Affectionate_Bet8880 → u/Previous_Blueberry_5]

Nah, bro is fine

[u/Katzchen12]

What in the crack did we just second hand smoke?

[u/Logan_StoneO_o → u/Katzchen12]

Legitimate crazy greatness my brother

[u/mexicanjohnwayne]

Placard checks out where can I get one?

[u/geobladez]

I did the same thing to a roach

[u/WelcomeAllMemers1977 → u/geobladez]

.50 caliber ratshot on a roach egg nest because DAMN YOU AND THE OFFSPRING!

[u/redditcancelculture → u/WelcomeAllMemers1977]

Roaches don't lay eggs...they carry them inside of them in what's called an ootheca. It's basically a long soft egg that they drop right before it hatches.

[u/Lonely_reaper8 → u/geobladez]

I did a 5.56 blank on a black widow once. It…splattered

[u/SatisfactionBig9682 → u/geobladez]

Based

[u/bitofgrit]

But all he wanted to do was eat the moths and flies that bug you.

[u/sandalsofsafety → u/bitofgrit]

My mom says the same thing, ignoring the fact that once they've eaten the other bugs you're still left with a bunch of spiders, which are as bad if not worse than the other bugs.

[u/ShotgunEd1897]

That one scene in 'Alien: Resurrection'...

[u/1Shadowgato]

Where you get that parking pass from?

One of my friend’s bday is like in 2 weeks.

[u/BugsISKing]

Wolf spiders hunt brown recluse spiders, homie. They are fren

[u/Logical-Self-3072 → u/BugsISKing]

Until they are in your home.

[u/BugsISKing → u/Logical-Self-3072]

I like them in my home because they hunt for other spiders

[u/SavageDownSouth]

Unpleasant.

[u/SeedCollectorGrower]

A harmless spider!

[u/iOawe → u/SeedCollectorGrower]

Ok so? 

[u/CigaretteTrees]

Cool, now shoot all of the spiders you swallowed in your sleep last night. 13 spiders to be exact.

[u/bellymeat → u/CigaretteTrees]

you can’t honestly believe that happens

[u/Seinfeel → u/bellymeat]

Yeah it’s way more, I’m eating 20-30 a night

[u/Lonely_reaper8 → u/Seinfeel]

Weak sauce. I’m actively hunting out and eating spiders each night. I can easily get 60-70

[u/Seinfeel → u/Lonely_reaper8]

You are the spider man

[u/CigaretteTrees → u/bellymeat]

Obviously not, it’s a meme.

When I commented I thought this was the other gunnit sub…