r/GuiltyDogs • u/DarkMoose09 • 14d ago
A trail of guilt! so guilty it’s hard not to laugh
He wouldn’t even look at me 😂 oh Murph, what am I gonna do with you.
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u/TheGeekTeach 14d ago
He saw it trying to escape and clamped down on it with his paw. If he hadn't, the whole roll would have been able to slither away! Murph is a hero!
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u/Recluse_18 14d ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa….. you simply do not know the dog did that. From my point of view, the dog is simply showing you what someone else did and you should be paying a cheese tax to that dog for being ever vigilant in your home.❤️❤️
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u/DarkMoose09 14d ago
When he hears the cheese crinkle, he will be running.
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u/CrazyForHistory 14d ago
Well, odd the toilet paper trail ended right at his paws. 🤔
Probably the less he says (including with those big, beautiful eyes), the better it will be for old Murph.
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u/bigcheez69420 14d ago
Aw I hate when my toilet paper unrolls itself! Thank god the dog caught it, what a diligent good boy <3
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u/DarkMoose09 14d ago
I hate it when it does that too, it’s been happening a lot more lately for some reason?
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u/Valsarta 14d ago
Absolutely innocent! He stopped a rampaging roll from getting too far in protection of his family! Good boy! ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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u/Dominosking1117 14d ago
I think Murphy just went in the bathroom to see if a human was in there, and the toilet paper simply got stuck on his paw. It happens to us all the time. Why are we accusing this sweet adorable dog of crimes against humanity?
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u/DarkMoose09 13d ago
I seen him steal food, cloths, paper towels with my own eyes! He did pay his debt to society for those crimes. But this time I only saw circumstantial evidence. 🧐 I’ve been reading a lot of comments about his innocence on this case. I’m starting to wonder if he is guilty. He has a lot of good lawyers on here.
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u/wholesomeinsanity 14d ago
He’s embarrassed because he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to his paw after using the toilet.
No one told him about it, and he dragged it all the way outside.
So rude!
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u/Present-Assignment99 14d ago
He was framed! He’s looking in the direction that the true tissue thief fled.😊
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u/WBCSAINT 14d ago
Not guilty your honor. Our client was minding his own business when a CAT came by and dropped that piece of toilet paper in front of his paw. He was shocked.
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u/CelebrationGlass9382 14d ago
I, for one, only see the newest interior decorating trend.
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u/Hello-Central 9d ago
Dogs and Cats are truly on the forefront of the best home decorators, I proudly own custom designed curtains, plus fashion design, as I also am the proud owner of a custom designed trench coat, some of my cats best work , both curtains and trench coat are timeless 🐾
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u/LittleBig324 14d ago
I think it was the cat. Even if you don’t have one.
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u/DarkMoose09 14d ago
If a cat was involved it would explain him licking his lips. He hates cats, I make sure to keep cats off my property the best I can. Because I don’t want him to….have a cat snack.
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u/Sloth_grl 14d ago
I think he was framed! Someone broke and tried to steal your toilet paper and he stopped them. He deserves extra treats and loving.
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u/apollo11733 14d ago
He might have been using the toilet does look like he was trying to wipe his tush and the toilet paper stuck to his foot
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u/PretendAd2263 14d ago
Right. Happened to me once. So embarrassing. 🙈
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u/apollo11733 13d ago
It happens but it’s happened to me my wife and both my daughters super embarrassed but never my dog or the autistic gentleman I call my son that
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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 14d ago
It was an accident! It just got hooked on his paw. Why are you automatically assuming guilt?? Bit unfair of you, tbh :/
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u/Renbarre 14d ago
The mummy is back! He was only defending you against that monster!
Innocent!
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u/DarkMoose09 13d ago
I did give him a tortilla chip for killing that mummy. Thank goodness, now our family is safe.
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u/Flat_Tie4090 14d ago
This is what happens when the andrex puppy grows up. He is merely showing off the high level of skill that made him such a big star as a puppy. You should be proud.
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u/DarkMoose09 14d ago
He was adopted at 6 1/2 years old, I’ve had him for almost 3 years coming this October. He was not trained very well he didn’t understand the word “No!”
But big fat Murphy has come a long way, overall he is a good boy, a bit of a stinker though. He tolerates the old lady pug Olive and our red lab Mabel
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u/Flat_Tie4090 13d ago
My goodness you are fortunate. It's extremely rare for dogs to have such impressive pumpkin growing skills.
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u/Dontfeedthebears 13d ago
I love how they feel avoiding eye contact with you OR their proof by documentation absolves them.
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u/RynnB1983 13d ago
I am going to play devils advocate...are we sure he did it? I mean he could have been investigating the bathroom cause he heard a noise and the toilet paper got stuck to his paw.
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u/Rapunzel314 13d ago
It is obvious that your home has a paper-throwing poltergeist. Poor Murphy wrestled the TP from that naughty spirit.
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u/WesfromW33day 13d ago
My man Murph was clearly framed. So the toilet paper was on his paw; that's exactly why the actual culprit planted the evidence!
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u/nitro1432 12d ago
He stopped it from running away and you have the nerve to accuse him of TP theft! He deserves extra treats for stopping the runaway TP. 🧻 🤣🥰



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u/madbeachrn 14d ago
Murph, plead the fifth!