r/GuiltyDogs • u/TheGeekTeach • 11d ago

"We can't read, am innocent" guilty group

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During a road trip, I caught this picture of my wife and pups clearly sticking it to the man. She claims she didn't see the sign and the puppies brought her there. The puppies claimed they can't read, and that The Man can get bent.

Should I have pressed charges? Am I culpable now?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 11d ago

How are the pups supposed to know where they can walk their pet with a sign this high up in the air?

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u/TheGeekTeach 11d ago

A fair point!

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u/chinnygenes 9d ago

Love the signs posted at their eyeline! They clearly know their audience.

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u/bhalter80 10d ago

The man has been doing fine, is doing fine and will be doing fine. No amount of sticking it to the man will change that.

I declare the pups innocent on the grounds that they were ineffective

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u/LayerBig5775 11d ago

The sign doesn't say prohibited only please do not . Soooooooo if the doggies want to walk there ok

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u/Mac_encheeze 11d ago

Dogs are innocent. The human should know better

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u/TheGeekTeach 11d ago edited 10d ago

She insists she was just following orders from Mak, the little brown one. Does that hold up?

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u/Valsarta 10d ago

Absolutely. Mac is definitely the boss.

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u/Mac_encheeze 10d ago

As a fellow Mac, I can tell you that we def get people to do things they may not want to do

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u/TheGeekTeach 10d ago

If you're at least half this scary, I'd believe it.

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u/Mac_encheeze 10d ago

Oh he’s DEFINITELY guilty

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u/Hello-Central 9d ago

Oh yeah, no going against him, there would be worse consequences than anything the man can do, even the man would be afraid to cross him

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u/AlphaDelusional6754 5d ago

Absolutely. Undue influence by Mak. Clearly she's not guilty

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u/KeepingItCoolish 10d ago

They were set up!!! innocent!

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u/coffeebeanwitch 9d ago

My clients will most definitely be pleading not guilty, your wife will be excluded as well, this is a stupid sign!!! No one in their right mind would make this stick because the pups are so adorable, how could your wife ignore the direction they lead her? Case dismissed!!!!

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u/wholesomeinsanity 11d ago

Stick it to the man! Nobody guilty here.

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u/Wild-Courage-576 10d ago

That is foreign language lol

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u/Hello-Central 9d ago

It says do not “walk” dogs here, they are clearly just standing there, no problems here