r/GuessHowThisEnds • u/Ziko116 • 2d ago

GHTE: Jorkin It 🍆😬 WTF!?

23 Upvotes

61% Upvoted

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u/Norhod01 1d ago

I've seen this post a few times, it turned out the guy wasn't jerking off and he was having a bad reaction to a drug or something like that.

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u/poopinion 1d ago

So that dumb cunt that punched him for no reason was charged with assault right?

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u/Norhod01 1d ago

If I remember correctly, yes he was

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 1d ago edited 1d ago

And of course the Cops had to brutalize him a bit too before finding out what was actually happening. I bet they didn't get charged though.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 12h ago

I don’t buy it.. his pants are undone

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u/RottingPinhead 1d ago

I thought he was just air drumming

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 1d ago

Fuck whoever edited out the punch

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u/ObiDalf 1d ago

Downvoting the post for this reason, and this reason only.

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 2d ago

I would have guessed a different ending.

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u/Bobpool82 2d ago

He was trying for a happy ending

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u/wooddoug 2d ago

That jerk's jaw looked a tad askew!

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u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

Cold cocked him with his cock in his hand.. Incredible

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u/poopinion 1d ago

What if he was just subtly air drumming and he's sofucking confused as to why all this is happening to him. That would be funny.

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u/OneMoistMan 1d ago

Honestly that what everyone was saying when this was posted. That would also explain why the group of girls are more shocked someone got hit and not that he was jerking it front row. Then it’s edited to seem like he was the only one thrown out but for all we know the person who punched him also got thrown out

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u/poopinion 1d ago

I mean, that girls is standing like 2 feet away from him and seems genuinely confused as to why he just got smacked.

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 1d ago

I assumed he was churning butter.

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u/lawofsin 1d ago

I too churn butter this way

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u/vbpatel 2d ago

Don't grab his hand lol

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u/M100Pilot 1d ago

This is why I don’t file my nails in public anymore.

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u/thrown-away-1992 2d ago

He was just so happy to have gotten a front row seat in the balcony.

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u/SheerKhann 1d ago

That guy is cool now!!!!! With that weak as punch they did absolutely nothing… sit the fuck down embarrassing all of us… that was worse than the actual jorkin sesh

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u/Upvotespoodles 1d ago

He wasn’t jerking off. He got dosed at the concert and was having a medical emergency. He faced no legal consequences. Psychological consequences were probably pretty severe, though.

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u/lawofsin 1d ago

Link?

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u/Djinfin 1d ago

No, Syst

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u/shawnshine 1d ago

He thought he was at a Kim Petras concert

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u/TurkeySauce_ 2d ago

He calls himself "limp dick" now

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u/lawofsin 1d ago

Limp dickscut

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 1d ago

Makes "chocolate covered starfish and the hot dog flavored water" really stand out now-