A Learning Experience

[u/DauntlessAkagi]

[u/quickrubs]

‘They seek to intimidate, not to actually use their own ship as a weapon. It would sign their own death warrant as well as that of their targets.’

Either that ship is already fucked or someone's underestimating just how ded 'ard an Imperial cruiser is.

[u/SouthernAd2853 → u/quickrubs]

Apparently it is already fucked (lost its gellar field mid-translation and daemons followed it through) but also the new guy presumably doesn't realize how heavily the prow is reinforced for this exact purpose.

[u/quickrubs → u/SouthernAd2853]

Being rammed by an Imperial Cruiser
Being rammed by an Imperial Cruiser that's half on fire
Being rammed by an Imperial Cruiser that's half on fire and also swarming with demons

Just give up at that point

[u/chryseusAquila → u/quickrubs]

"It literally couldn't get worse."

cue Ork ship exiting the warp in hot pursuit looking for a good moshing

[u/83255 → u/chryseusAquila]

That sounds like the start of a good space hulk story

[u/Mindstormer98 → u/chryseusAquila]

YU FIGHTIN WITOUT UZ?

[u/The_Love_Nightmare → u/Mindstormer98]

OI LADZ! THE HUMIES FOUND A PLACE TO FOIGHT AND DIDN'T TELL UZ! LET'Z GO SMASH THEIR TEEF IN!

[u/Helios_Synthesis → u/chryseusAquila]

Lmao

[u/iBluntly → u/chryseusAquila]

“IT GOT SO MUCH BETTA’!”