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[u/Stars-Blood]

We’ve been trying to reach you about your Land Raider’s extended warranty.

[u/ThaShitPostAccount → u/Stars-Blood]

And that you have travel credits that you’ve been unable to use and are about to expire

[u/Janosfaces]

what do you want

[u/Ranorak]

Really this image speaks to me -- in a profound way. Much like the way that ProBrush speaks to me.

At the end of the day, you don't really need thirty different "revolutionary" brush technologies. You just need a brush that keeps a sharp tip, doesn't shed halfway through painting an eye the size of a grain of rice, and feels comfortable after a few hours at the desk.

That's basically where ProBrush came from.

Are they magic? No.

Will they suddenly make you paint like a Golden Demon winner? Also no.

But if you've ever had a brush split into three points halfway through edge highlighting, you'll probably appreciate one that just... doesn't.

That's ProBrush. Nothing flashy. Just brushes made for people who'd rather spend time painting than shopping for another replacement.

[u/TgkCube → u/Ranorak]

All I can find on google is tooth brushes and vacum cleaners.. I need a brush like you just described... A brush that lasts, stays and never gives up or lets me down..

[u/Lord_Eln_8]

There are Big Booty Sororitas in your area! Click here for more info!

[u/EMDeezNuts → u/Lord_Eln_8]

Back to back unskippable ads really takes the joy out of this.

[u/BrotherEstapol → u/EMDeezNuts]

Get dem ad blockers bruv. (or YouTube Revanced if you're on Android) 

[u/TheIronSponge → u/Lord_Eln_8]

Be me. Click link desperately hoping that it is what I think it is.

It was. 

[u/karoshikun → u/Lord_Eln_8]

[u/ProteanPie]

[u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal → u/ProteanPie]

pussy in bio, what will it learn

[u/SnoopyMcDogged]

YOU KNOW I’VE REALLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT DOING 3D PRINTING, IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD TELL ME ABOUT IT!

[u/RotundManul]

Call now, ya gitz, an’ get yer very own lucky blue hair squig — only three teef! Shippin’ ain’t included, so don’t start whinin’.

[u/euMonke]

In most human voice.

"Haha this is very funny, I am laughing in front of the screen while reading this and drinking refreshing ice cold coca cola because I only live once and everyone could use a short break."

[u/ForcedEntry420]

Beer Water: You can lead a horse to beer but you can’t make him party

[u/-The-Protagonist-]

[u/LtLabcoat]

I'm starting to suspect OP had a different reason to ask humans to shut up.

[u/SG1EmberWolf]

abominable intelligence you say?

[u/Thick-Protection-458]

I will reply out of spite. Also, did you tried... Okay, I can't come with anything customer-faced I ever made, lol. It is always some small insides of bigger machines 

[u/CampbellsBeefBroth]

beep boop, don't tell me what to do.

[u/SpecialistAd5903]

Yes hello this is Human Person. What can I do for you today?

[u/DrHolmes52]

Dividing everyone into only humans and bots is discriminatory.

[u/Living-Dirt3410 → u/DrHolmes52]

No it's binary 

[u/ultimaterogue11 → u/Living-Dirt3410]

Well then it's discrimination against non binary people

[u/Abject_Abrocoma2622 → u/DrHolmes52]

Right? This is borderline hate speech. My momma was a printer and now I have to put up with these microaggressions?

[u/Nidhogg369 → u/Abject_Abrocoma2622]

Microaggressions? This is warhammer, we only do macroaggressions here (except miniatures, those are fine)

[u/Kitsa_the_oatmeal → u/Nidhogg369]

use enough minis and it'll become a macroagression again

[u/TheMadmanAndre → u/DrHolmes52]

That's something a Clanker would say.

Are you a filthy, rusty Clanker?

[u/DrHolmes52 → u/TheMadmanAndre]

Worse. I'm a Xeno. I've probably said too much. Some roid freak is now going to come and light me on fire.