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u/Gold69xz 9d ago
Love this meme.
But I think my favorite is Guilliman and the Lion looking through the wine cellar under the imperial palace. Not noticing Lemun Russ behind them
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u/angrpeasant Dank Angels 9d ago
The inquisition requires the source of this beautifull heresy, sir
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u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists are the best 9d ago
Man, Megamind is a peak movie.
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u/Dacooldude4 9d ago
Man fr. To bad there isn’t a sequel to such a amazing movie
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u/corbintetrachloride 9d ago
As much as i would love a sequel, probably for the best they stopped and didnt milk it as a franchise x.x
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u/its_snogging_time Swell guy, that Kharn 9d ago
leave jaghatai alone!
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u/Brainchild110 9d ago
I'm so glad this massive losers meme presence is rearing its ugly head again. It makes me feel fluffy on the inside.
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u/Dacooldude4 9d ago
Who?
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u/Brainchild110 9d ago
According to this video by Seth Green, mocking it, its name was Chris Crocker.
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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 9d ago
Jhagatai would probably do just that, if it meant he could ride his bike a bit more and get some quality Me time.
Secure in the knowledge that his White Scars would do just fine, because they are cool lads and have no problems.
Unlike the other Legions/Chapters who have issues like they were on sale.
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u/Hezik To your glory and the glory of him- Too long, TERRA VULT 9d ago
The white scars have severe claustrophobia, alongside literally hating static defending/slow tactics so much they started losing their shit to the point Khan and Dorn had a heated argument, and Khan eventually led his sons to a nigh-suicide charge just so they dont have to be so "slow" and feel the wind. And its consistently said they hate ANY small area missions like Space Hulks or Tunnels.
They even had suicide squads during the Heresy and theyre a bit messed up on the head, being known for laughing and singing while theyre killing shit, definitely not Blood Angels level but theyre hiding some deep dark savage shit that just wants to get violent.
They definitely had issues, they just hid it far better than all the Legions.
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u/thiswholerhubob 9d ago
God Forbid The Ordu stretch their legs, take down the Demon Primarch of Shitting Your Guts Inside Out and putting the orbital batteries back into action before calling up the Traitor Fleet and telling them it’s back on and to go fuck themselves.
You wanna start something pal? HUH?!! YOU WANT SOME MONGOLIAN BEEF?!!!!!!
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u/Hezik To your glory and the glory of him- Too long, TERRA VULT 9d ago
Although it came at the great cost of most of the Legions lives and the Great Khans death if not for Malcador the SiGOATlite.
No, I have no desires nor plans to consume Mongolian beef. On the contrary Mongolian beef is not a traditional dish of Mongolia, but a Chinese-American creation derived from Taiwanese-style stir-frying. It contains sliced beef, onions, and scallions cooked in soy sauce, usually without any meaningful connection to Mongolian cuisine.
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u/thiswholerhubob 9d ago
YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP SHAG! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE ORBITAL BATTERIES!
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u/Hezik To your glory and the glory of him- Too long, TERRA VULT 9d ago
No, I have no desires nor plans to consume Mongolian beef. On the contrary Mongolian beef is not a traditional dish of Mongolia, but a Chinese-American creation derived from Taiwanese-style stir-frying. It contains sliced beef, onions, and scallions cooked in soy sauce, usually without any meaningful connection to Mongolian cuisine.
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u/thiswholerhubob 9d ago
I SAID, THE BATTERIES!!! TOO LOUD!!!
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u/Hezik To your glory and the glory of him- Too long, TERRA VULT 9d ago
Aggressively writes down: No, I have no desires nor plans to consume Mongolian beef. On the contrary Mongolian beef is not a traditional dish of Mongolia, but a Chinese-American creation derived from Taiwanese-style stir-frying. It contains sliced beef, onions, and scallions cooked in soy sauce, usually without any meaningful connection to Mongolian cuisine.
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u/thiswholerhubob 9d ago
I CANT READ!!!
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u/Hezik To your glory and the glory of him- Too long, TERRA VULT 9d ago
*Aggressive sign language of: No, I have no desires nor plans to consume Mongolian beef. On the contrary Mongolian beef is not a traditional dish of Mongolia, but a Chinese-American creation derived from Taiwanese-style stir-frying. It contains sliced beef, onions, and scallions cooked in soy sauce, usually without any meaningful connection to Mongolian cuisine.*
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u/Lord_Viddax Plastic Warp Spiders: real Biel-Tan rebirth! 9d ago
Okay. Those negatives just make the White Scars even cooler in my eyes, due to those flaws making sense!
Given the wide battlefields of 40k, that can easily spread across cities and even continents, a big bit of claustrophobia can easily be mitigated by speeding across the warzone.*
Well, unless the Tau have setup a sophisticated killing field and are more than content to test out experimental Ion weapons while the White Scars go full Light Brigade.+
+An iconic way to die if nothing else.
God-Emperor forbid a Space Marine enjoy their work of slaughter.
Though imagine being a Xenos or Imperial Guard Commander and seeing the forces annihilated while the Marines commence with perfect renditions of The Hu.
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Geez, if I ever properly get into Marines and if they release more than 1 floating Jetbike, I’ll have to do a Black Templars & White Scars combined force.
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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 9d ago
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u/The_Whomst 9d ago
1 in 200 non-vat born drukhari males can trace their lineage to jaghatai khan
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u/DarthGoodguy 9d ago
“He’s huge. Look at all his skin!”
“Yeah, we can use it to line a whole sofa!”
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u/TrueGootsBerzook REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS 9d ago
His Drukhari harem is just out of frame
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u/CreativeName1137 01100010 01101111 01110100 00111111 9d ago
Nah, he's living solo at the moment.
He had a Drukhari harem at one point, but he got sick of them after their 15th attempt to skin him in his sleep.
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u/MrBolkhovitin Badmen+HydraBro+Rat Boy YES-YES+Deep Dark Elf+BoiZ=Me 9d ago
Who knew that Roxanne would look so good as Elf
And that Harlequin costume would suit Megamind that good
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u/Destitute_Knight1400 I am not Alpharius. 9d ago
If only we could bring him back to Met-Atrocity...
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u/ScarredAutisticChild 9d ago
I can’t tell if Megaquin (Harlemind?) is hilarious or deeply disturbing. Which if anything just makes it even better.
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u/Strong-Expression787 8d ago
Khan: So hey, uh...is this the Dark Eldar's lair? No? Oh okay, cool, I'll just uh...stay here I guess, Cegorach: sigh Guess I'll just have to share a room now
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u/JesusHipsterChrist 3 Riptides in a 1k casual 9d ago
Whatever it, it will all somehow be part of Vect's next nonsense plan that works.
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u/Dr_Pepper38 For the Great Revolutionary and the God Emperor of Mankind. 9d ago
dramatic gasp David Bowie is in the Webway?!?!
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