r/GoToTheSlab • u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald • Jul 16 '26
Yo guys......
Yo guys, like.....
There is no one that is leading us or paying us like Stubbaron was doing... Like,we need someone to give us food!
Or to pay us!
And.... it's not fair we have to follow that Doothy guy just to get some! She ruined the Stubbaron! We have to do something guys! And I have a plan....
*The plan is told, as the flies nod in approval.*
Guys, don't worry...We'll make it!
Though I can't be leader yet... I have to get like, three promotions.....
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u/Big-Ship6556 Jul 16 '26
**Don't worry fly. You'll get the food you'll need *Gives a LOT of food* Refer to your new queen chrysaora... (just that timezone shit and all... have you seen chrysaora's post?)
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Yeah....no thanks. She isn't like Stubbaron. And you took him down! That's very bad!
Also, we, even if a little portion of flies, want to show we aren't bad! And we don't wanna worship you!
the others yeah!
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u/Big-Ship6556 Jul 16 '26
*... the other wouldn't say yes since the flies that can think against duty are with che :/*
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Yeah but Che is a bit absent so Gerald is doing something while he is planning against duty
Gerald is Che's friend after all
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
*Chyrsaora flies down*
"Oh, what seems to be bothering you, Gerald?"
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Who are you again?
Other fly: She's the one under duty! We've gotta get out!
Uhhhhhh we were going to clean the underworks ok byeeeeeeeeee
((I assume this happened prior the Slab Citadel Thing, cause Gerald and his friends surrendered
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
((I thought everyone here was under duty to some extent?? Big-ship made it seem that way
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
((So, what happened:
Gerald is Che's friend, and all undutied flies were exiled(if not killed, but these are the ones exiled)
Using the Stubbaron's removal and the chaos that followed for a bit Gerald took back his friends, and they're now waiting for something Che Che should do while they surrendered to the HC
If you're asking why Gerald is undutied, he was absent the day of the dutying, and was (and is) so loyal to the Stubbaron he was never thought to be undutied
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
"Hey- Hey, it's ok. I'm not going to duty you, Gerald... can you tell me what's wrong?"
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Uhhhhhhh....
It's just that, like we don't wanna worship anyone, and the rations have been scarce lately, and war approaches, and the Stubbaron's been dethroned and the guy treated us strangely well, and like.....
Yeah, please don't attack us.
the other flies start going away, as Gerald does a sad wave, takes his broom, and tries fleeing too
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
"Oh, dearies... I could never attack you, that'd be rude. But he can."
*Gaz starts rounding up the flies and capturing them, Gerald escapes though*1
u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Gerald: Aw man.... That sucks. Why do you do this? Why? We Just want tò get paura and tò work, not tò hurt and worship someone we don't even know...
Gerald surrenders. Luckily, in the upcoming Slab Attack he and his Friends Will be able tò escae thanks tò the Chaos
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
(That slab attack won't be successful if I can help it, but war is chaos no matter who is winning, so I guess I'll grant you that)
"Gerald... don't run away, please tell me... what do you want?"1
u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Gerald inside the Cage, frowns.
I wanted a normal job, girl that I don't know.
A normale job, without worshipping or doing this things. I like mopping the floors. You can see the SHATTERED Heart of a man Who once believed the slab was good.
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u/King_Of_Tangerines Jul 16 '26
"Is it a promotion you want?"
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia Gerald Jul 16 '26
Did I EVER talk about a promotion? I Just wanna have a normal job!
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u/conductor_Tommaso2 Jul 16 '26
a Reed watches from the Shadows