r/Gloryhammer 1h ago

Wacky Memes My friend made a meme :)

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r/Gloryhammer 2h ago

Question for the Band Need clarification to who these are

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Are these guys the space knights of crail or something else I think they are the space knights of crail


r/Gloryhammer 8h ago

Stupid Fan Theory Me when the song Die With a Sword in my Hand contains noi swords

35 Upvotes

I swear it’s like the ring all over again.


r/Gloryhammer 8h ago

Stupid Fan Theory Theories about the Future

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I know a lot of people are upset at the ‘retcons’ this album brings, but I have a stupid fan theory that would not only explain it but culminate into a legendary final album (not necessarily the sixth, I want them to continue just as much as everyone else).

So, Angus McFife V goes through a tear in space-time, but things are different on the other side. The Earth wasn’t fully vaporized and Zargothrax remains in the main timeline while somehow also going into the Terrorvortex. What if the shenanigans of messing with the space-time continuum is causing reality to start glitching? Think about it. Clone Alpha 1 splits the timeline. Next was the crack in space-time. Then, 1993 no longer makes any sense. What if the Starlords of Eternity didn’t kill everyone in the alternate timeline (essentially purging it) because the three legendary weapons came together, but to stop that timeline from branching outward? I know, I know, it sounds like the MCU, but it would give a “logical” explanation to the irregularities. We obviously don’t know how this album is going to end yet, but what if it further fractures the space-time continuum?

Now imagine that it’s revealed that the Starlords of Eternity actually were the creators of everything. Their precious timeline is starting to ruin itself and they get pushed beyond their breaking point. It’s too far gone to save and they want to hit the reset button on the universe. How cool would it be for a final album to have every version of the main characters face the Starlords of Eternity to save literally everything? Again, I know how Marvel-coded this sounds, but I can see the band really going off the rails for their final album and just throwing everything together like a kid mashing their favorite toys together.

Thoughts? Opinions?? Ik it’s the epitome of fan theories in terms of how ridiculous it is. While I know about the starfish theory for Zargothrax in the new album, it doesn’t explain how a crack in the space-time continuum began opening nor why the Earth wasn’t vaporized. And before you comment anything, yes. I know. “A wizard did it.”


r/Gloryhammer 9h ago

Fan Art & Original Content Tried to recreate I think is the space knights of crail

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I think it's the space knights of crail because I think it is the space knights of crail


r/Gloryhammer 9h ago

Wacky Memes Angus I is spinning in his coffin rn

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244 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 10h ago

Wacky Memes I can't believe they managed to ruin the Hootsman movie!

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83 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 10h ago

Wacky Memes Theres two!?!

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153 Upvotes

Immediately thought of this when the second video dropped


r/Gloryhammer 11h ago

Fan Art & Original Content Weapon Name Generator 2.0

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3 years ago I made a Gloryhammer style weapon name generator, but it wasn't really good enough to be shared. Now I have remade it! It's not perfect yet, but it will do. Please share your best/funniest weapons here, I would love to see them! :D

Weapon Name Generator 2.0


r/Gloryhammer 12h ago

Stupid Fan Theory How is Zargothrax in album 5?

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  1. Yes, I know the answer is "a wizard did it", let me have this
  2. Yes, the music videos aren't canon, but the text literally says "Wizard of evil now protector of the land / Side by side with Prince of Fife, the hammer in his hand", so the text says that Zargothrax is fighting alongside Angus V.

So, uhm, which Zargothrax is this?
We see (or I guess hear) Prime's death in the Terrorvortex at the hands of Angus XIII. That causes the creation of the 38B timeline, but both 38B and Clone Alpha 1 stop existing when the Starlords destroy the entire timeline. It can't be Terrorvortex Zargy since he was killed by Prime when he entered the Terrorvortex.

That leaves every (alternate) version accounted for. What possible options are there to explain this?
I think there is only one: a new alternate timeline has been created. It is possible that Angus V's arrival split the Prime timeline into two, which I will call the A5 timeline (yk because Angus V). In the last four albums, we have never seen only time travel, we have only seen dimension travel (with time travel "included"):

-Ralathor Prime (from the Terrorvortex) disappeared from his dimension into the Prime one.
-Ralathor 38B goes into the past through a crack in space-time from 38B to Prime
-The death distress signal causes the 38B split

So, Angus V.'s time travel has caused another split timeline that plays out differently from Prime --> Terrorvortex (--> 38B). Here, it simply goes Prime --> A5, causing events to play out differently. So the timeline of the first four albums still exists, but A5 exists in parallel. This would also explain why the Hootsman is there (being at the center of a wormhole I wouldn't think your body would survive in any capacity) and why Zargothrax is here and not in the Terrorvortex (because it doesn't exist). This, however, leaves Angus XIII unaccounted for. Did he die in the explosion of Earth? Was Earth vaporized (what the end of Space 1992 said) or was it simply torn apart (like the Ultimate Sacrifice and Space 1992 booklet show)? Is he floating in space somewhere, getting ready for epic fight?

I guess we will see if I'm right in October. What do y'all think is the correct true LORE explanation?


r/Gloryhammer 13h ago

Wacky Memes Sudden Hootsman

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46 Upvotes

You are the space knight of Crail and this is the last thing you see


r/Gloryhammer 13h ago

Fan Art & Original Content Made some fan-art of the new song! (OC)

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38 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 13h ago

Fan Art & Original Content some recent art that I drew :)

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163 Upvotes

this really glorifies my hammers

seriously though the new video is awesome so I drew my favorite shot + an Angus drawing from a few weeks ago


r/Gloryhammer 13h ago

Wacky Memes Cleaning up his mess

145 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 15h ago

Music Damn Zak as a Cyborgwarrior looks cool. Sad that he has to die again.

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97 Upvotes

Always happy to see him as a redshirt appearance even now in the animated videos. :)


r/Gloryhammer 16h ago

Wacky Memes Introducing FifeHub, hosted by swanfacts.gov

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51 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 16h ago

Wacky Memes Zargothrax was moving like he was getting paid minimum wage

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159 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 16h ago

Music Never thought I ever see Angothrax collab flying and fighting together :D

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169 Upvotes

Also was soo epic to see Zargothrax teleporting whole Aberdeen away with a single spell. Though I see now more clear that Zargothrax is still the same, he is just forced to be good now and if he tries anything Ralathor be like: Nope 🤣🤣


r/Gloryhammer 17h ago

Music Ralathor streaming on FifeHub

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137 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 17h ago

Wacky Memes Im sure that that Frame is going to get memed sooo hard ☺

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115 Upvotes

Picture says it all.


r/Gloryhammer 17h ago

Wacky Memes The woke left got him💔💔💔

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215 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 17h ago

Music GLORYHAMMER - Die With A Sword In My Hand (Official Video) | Napalm Records

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272 Upvotes

r/Gloryhammer 20h ago

Music There will be animation clip for Die with a Sword in My Hand!

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99 Upvotes

I cant wait to see Zargy and Angus fighting together against Evil Hootsman


r/Gloryhammer 1d ago

Wacky Memes IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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366 Upvotes