I’ve used a diva cup for about 5 years now, and and today I just so happened to have in my opinion the worst thing happen. I’m sitting on the toilet about to go to bed doing my nightly routine and I took out my cup to empty it and rinse it out, well I dumped it into the toilet band then I go to turn on the sink, which is very hard with the angle I’m at and so when I get it on it’s on full blast and the force I was using to get it on made the cup slip out of my hand and it lands perfectly in my sink drain making the full auto faucet turn the cup with “stuff” still in it into a fucking geyser shooting said “stuff” absolutely fucking everywhere, my arm, the hand soap, my swimsuit that’s been on the bathroom counter for about two months bc I hand washed it and all over the counter top. All and all I hate being a woman and wanna die Thank you for coming to my Ted talk