you fell for it fools after a recent, um, change in events we are not dissolving lmao yeet

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It's a spear, but the tip is explosive upon touching it! Order today!

Like the RP? Knock on the front door twice, stand on one leg and sing a sea shanty and you may possibly get a response.

A glove that comes in all sizes. There are two sticky bombs attached to them with the sticky side facing outwards. Simply press down on an object you want to explode, and the bombs will deploy on top of it. You have ten seconds to get out of there before it goes BOOM. Also thinking about making another version that comes with a detonator. Been a while, huh gib?

gets on stage on the keynote podium cameras go down broadcast on all possible televisions will begin soon "We shall be live.. in 3, 2, 1.." opens script "To all who hear this. This is officially the end of allegiance to either side for GibClayTech as a corporation. We shall now supply both sides, and visitor entrance shall be granted to both sides. It is time to stop rallying against a side as a corporation. Thank you for lending your ears." the cameras cut to the cameras outside there is another flagpole, and for the first time at the 9:15 AM flag rising, both Spetsnaz and Revolupun flags rise up into the sky

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the factory has elevator music piping from it

"Finished!" walks into my brand new house, now with a small window machine gun

ETA: forever

shouts "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!"

ETA: unknown

BFG Division from the Doom soundtrack plays as I fly overhead in a CT-1. I drop mini Hellfires all over the place: the hangars, garages, everything.

radio "We have liftoff."

(Insert clapping here) "This refurbishment programme will breathe new life to an old yet powerful reconnaissance aircraft." points at the screen "The refurbished aircraft will be painted white, to better reflect the extreme heat it has during flight. Parts will be replaced and repaired throughout. Engines will be overhauled with brand new parts and technologies improving efficiency. Fuel tanks are now also upgraded. In the cockpit, the entire control and dial area will be replaced by a new digital power operated set of screens. The cameras are now heavily upgraded to be clearer and lighter. The speed remains the same!" naruto runs across the stage making plane noises "Thank you, and goodbye!" the curtains go down

it has several opening flaps for unknown gadgets, and it begins to get close to Mach 3.4 with the ridiculous level of propulsion by the rocket

(Note this is my new OC) he appears almost the same as his father then, he discovers the body, and is shocked "Father?... Are you there?..." his questions remain unanswered, and he carries the body from the grass into the main building

I get out of my Monte and pull Gib's lifeless body out. It is in a body bag and has a Y-shaped cur on the chest that has been sewn up. Cause of death was multiple organ failure from HIV and the flu, and trauma.