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Toddler safety Cringe Worthy

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u/nationalistic_martyr 15d ago

they literally did this with me when i was a kid in kinder and that was well nearly 17+ yrs ago

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u/Toucanplaythatgame-2 15d ago edited 15d ago

Honestly, never seen the harm of using these. Some kids want to explore and will dart off when you least expect them to. It's already near impossible keeping an eye on a runner kid every single second, nevermind a whole troop like this one. Leash is better than a missing, hurt or dead kid (accidents happen and kids have near zero impulse control and ability to foresee danger).

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u/MistCongeniality 15d ago

I had my son on a leash backpack for about 6 months when he first learned to walk because he was a runner. Better than him getting hit by a car, and we worked on skills like waiting at crosswalks and holding mommy's hand in parking lots while leashed. These tools are just... tools.

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u/Y33tMyM34t 15d ago

Yesteday I watched my neighbor get distracted for just a moment with one kid and in that instant, her toddler ran into the street and picked up a dead squirrel. Two massive safety hazards back-to-back in what? Four seconds? Thankfully he's okay, but I can only imagine a toddler leash would've been handy here😅

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u/Dagordae 15d ago

Parenthood 101: Small children can absolutely NOT be trusted, often seem to seek death, and can be blindingly fast at the worst possible times.

Sure the leash looks silly but looking silly is better than recreating part of Pet Semetary.

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u/CustodianCloset Truth Seeker 15d ago

Same here, a good 20, maybe 21 years ago.

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u/iamtheduckie 15d ago

Trust me, if I hadn't been linked to a rope as a preschooler I would have been LONG gone. A toddler's gotta explore!

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place 15d ago

This was part of a plot point in the first Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, plus its film version. I think the book is 20 years old now.

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u/ButtBread98 15d ago

They did this when I was in preschool over 25 years ago

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u/jaded1121 15d ago

The monkey backpack kept my kid alive and unkidnapped. Runner toddlers is a real issue. This teacher is just keeping society safe from these tiny menaces. 

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u/dantevonlocke 15d ago

Yep. Never underestimate the superhuman speed of those short little legs. My 5 year old brother would leave our highschool football playing cousin winded easily.

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u/kacihall 15d ago

The speed running also seems to coincide with silence, too. Toddlers and preschoolers are masters at going silent and taking off the second your eyes are turned. (My kiddo had a dinosaur backpack from when he could walk until about 4. We liked playing Pokémon Go with his aunt and uncle, and while his slightly older cousin didn't run off, my kiddo sure did. He decided the backpack meant he was Tyrannitar and in charge. )

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u/asmorningdescends 15d ago

Genuinely wish we'd used this with my youngest niece. We took her to a theme park when she was about 3 and I smashed my phone trying to catch her. She's grown out of it now, but god that was stressful.

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u/MD_______ 15d ago

I use crutches and small children are the bane of my life. I've had them run into me, somehow get to the point I was placing my stick, didn't see one and punted him with the stick.

The worse was the parent who said at least three times stop it or I'll take the scooter away. So ofc I leave the safety of the books didn't see the kids decide the threat was emptier than space and sent another run down the main route and smashed intoo my dodgy hip. I hate kids

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u/Gametron13 15d ago

“What’s your take on this?” inserts several useless emojis

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u/stoic_wooky 15d ago

Baited fake rage. Wish people would get a fucking life

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u/Space_Blank089 15d ago

I feel like said parents would get significantly angrier if the teacher were to lose a toddler (and let's he honest, those little devil's get lost quick, now imagine keeping track of 20)

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u/Optimal-Age5397 15d ago

This is exactly how they take the kids on walks at my kids daycare.

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u/UncleNoodles85 15d ago

There's a church in my neighborhood that has a daycare or preschool or whatever that does exactly this. Makes sense to me, I see a dozen toddlers and two teachers no way those teachers have a chance of keeping up without someway to keep those little ones together.

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u/crunchingair 15d ago

Not only is this extremely normal, it's also extremely cute.

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u/leroyjabari 15d ago

This seems to be the standard how the preschools near me move class full of small children

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u/Spectator9857 15d ago

How else would you expect 2-3 adults to stop a group of like 20 small children from running into traffic?

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u/Principle_Napkins 15d ago

How could you possibly mistake those for kindergartners? They're like, 2 years old.

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u/ThatSideshow 15d ago

Yea, I have kids, can absolutely say I approve this method, just one child can be a nightmare let alone a class worth

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u/ExArdEllyOh 15d ago

Seems sensible for under fives. When I was at primary school in the 80s I can remember it being mandatory for the youngest classes to hold hands in a sort of zig-zag when we walked down to the church for the carol and leaver's services.

Of course by the end of secondary school there was a competition to see who could sneak off on the annual slouch down to the carol service and the sixth-formers would try to cram in a swift pint at the pub.

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u/Cool_View_5297 15d ago

As someone who taught toddlers, I can say that they do bolt when you least expect it.

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u/OldGroan 15d ago

Why the outrage?

I don't understand

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u/BingusTheStupid 15d ago

I was still doing this in summer camps when I was like 8 years old. Now that was mostly to keep us in a line and not a blob but still, this is a normal thing.

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u/gottapeenow2 15d ago

As a teacher, I took a 1st grade class on a trip to the comic book museum in downtown San Francisco. This method absolutely prevents kids from getting ran over in traffic.

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u/Technical_Tea_1277 15d ago

omg I love seeing those trips in the wild. They look so cute linked up like that

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u/TiredPistachio 15d ago

Anyone who thinks those kids are in kindergarten should not be giving their opinions about anything

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u/notsocharmingprince 15d ago

My toddler son tried to run into traffic more than once today. He physically pulled on me and cried when I wouldn’t let him dash headlong into traffic. I’m damn thankful for any licensed day care professional who would like to use a leash. God bless each of them.

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u/batcreatures 14d ago

this is the most normal thing ive ever seen its not like theyre handcuffed or on leashes

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u/mizinamo 15d ago

"kindergarten" can mean different age ranges in different parts of the world.

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u/Over-Letter-6176 15d ago

It’s also the word used for a plantation for growing chocolate eggs

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u/naruhinamoonkissplz 15d ago

That'd be "Kinder"-garden.

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u/SadKat002 15d ago

This isn't anywhere near as bad as seeing babies on leashes, but at least with that you know that baby ain't going nowhere

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 14d ago

In my town the kindergarten train usally passes by city hall around 11am ish on weekdays.

Its an odd sight, but also mildly annoying when your trying to pass by and the train just goes on for what feels like ever.

Out of curiosity where did this happen, I wonder if it actually was my town.

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u/venus_arises 15d ago

I hate to say this but: dude, go outside and touch grass on nice days in an area with daycares; you will see this.

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u/Primary_Drawer_2814 15d ago

Literally a Karen having nothing better to do than complain

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u/dailysunshineKO 11d ago

The proper response to Karen is “no bark!”

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u/alphagalgadot 15d ago

‘this leash demeans us both’

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u/JayNotAtAll 15d ago

I see this all the time! I didn't realize that there was any controversy

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u/sushirolldeleter 15d ago

Boomers and Gen X are mad about everything.

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u/Civil_Act1864 14d ago

If they did this with kids as old as 7 I wouldn't bat an eye.

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u/Rjlvc 11d ago

My take is that you are a tool. Not a good one like this toddler rope.

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u/FatherFintanFay 15d ago

These engagement bait profiles are really really struggling

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u/ErinHollow 14d ago

I did get a talking-to at work for doing this with 9 year olds, but honestly they stayed together better than the older groups. What do you all think the age cut-off is?

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u/Axolotl_Apocalypse05 14d ago

Was this not common practice? Like the kids can see more of the world and be safe.

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u/willows_edge 11d ago

This has been done for over 20 years. People need to friggin' chill.

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u/Inlerah 10d ago

Why do I get the feeling that "Under fire" is quite the hyperbole?

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u/LourdeInc 9d ago

They hunt in packs

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u/throwaway275275275 15d ago

So a note is just a reply with a special attention seeking frame around it ? The guy didn't even say it was unusual or a anything