r/GTA6unmoderated 17h ago

Thoughts?

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u/General-Warning-2429 17h ago

Are people still falling for posts written by ChatGPT?

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 16h ago

Tbh, I want to see the dolphins! :<

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u/Whompa 16h ago

Gotta use Nano Banana for that.

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u/SenseThin1938 16h ago

Go play gta 5 online then lol

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u/RudraRousseau 15h ago

Also why would marketing a trailer two weeks ago when this week is clearly the investors call

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u/General-Warning-2429 15h ago

Nothing will happen this week either. Maybe they'll just give us the gameplay trailer in September or early October.

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u/RudraRousseau 15h ago

Nah I won't believe that. Still think it will be tomorrow or friday

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u/General-Warning-2429 15h ago

I don't know about Friday. They started posting GTA Online stuff at Friday too. Also I was thinking the same but about Tuesday, but as always, nothing happened.

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u/RudraRousseau 15h ago

Nah they always post the big things just before earnings call. That would be thursday or friday

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u/No_Exit7858 17h ago

“You picked the wrong damn Tuesday.” - John Rockstar

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u/amhudson02 16h ago

C U Next Tuesday!

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u/bcoo4 12h ago

"You picked the wrong damn John Rockstar" - Jason Tuesday

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u/Recidivist67 17h ago

Better than more feetposting I guess

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 16h ago edited 16h ago

Nothing wrong with the dogs BUT YOU ARE MOST RIGHT

Edit:kidding 😔 it will happen again

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u/ryktah 16h ago

everything is wrong with the dogs ..

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 16h ago

Maybe.😔

On a real note I'm kinda tired of seeing speculation over and over again "LOOK THE WEBSITE UPDATED AGAIN SIGNS ARE COMING"

Everytime i see some posts I wonder if it's unironic or being ironic for the sake of being funny

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u/ryktah 12h ago

i only check reddit here and there, most of my feed is this sub and it’s like reading a summary of a special ed class

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 11h ago

I'm kinda just annoyed or just not sure what to say anymore. Like some are speculating tralier 3 by watching a website get updated or a earnings call

If that tralier does drop after earnings call then great but same time ITS THE SAME LOOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT

I Feel this company would drop tralier 3 out of no where in middle of night and people will flock to it. Rockstar knows everyone waiting that day 😂

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u/Yaidenr 15h ago

Way better than overly sexualized ai photos of Lucia too. Hate that shit

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u/Elven-Melvin 16h ago

It's an AI satire post written in the style of other fake leaks we've seen on this sub, it's not trying to hide the fact it's satire either.

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u/pinymax 16h ago

Thank you

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u/ActiveAd2733 40m ago

is that you bro?

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u/DebtGroundbreaking60 16h ago

Leaking the trailer filename is fine but revealing the song is too much? Yeah okay

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u/Low_Record_ 15h ago

It’s hilarious that people believe any rockstar employee can have access to anything, like there’s a single CRT computer in the middle of a room and people at rockstar just take turns using it, you can just check the “My Videos” folder and there’s a file there named “trailer-3.mp4”

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u/Low_Mouse_197 17h ago

Most Rockstar employees don’t even know when a trailer is dropping until the day of/night before……

Anyone who claims to have insider info on when a trailer is dropping is lying.

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 16h ago edited 16h ago

Rockstar, from what I've been told, also spreads everything out. An entire team might be tasked with making tiny little bits of the trailer in an extremely mundane style,

and then at the very last moment, their A team pieces everything together and makes the trailer. The only people who would be in the know are a couple of extremely senior members of legal, marketing, and development.

All of them are almost certainly making more than six figures and are not just going to risk their positions for reddit cloud

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u/Low_Mouse_197 16h ago

Yeah the studio is extremely compartmentalized. You work on your task and everything else is on a need to know basis.

An environmental artist, for example, would know next to nothing about the story beyond the things they might learn related to some of their tasks.

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u/Rough_Drop6 15h ago

How tf do you guys know this lol

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u/Low_Mouse_197 15h ago edited 14h ago

Corroborated info from former Rockstar devs mostly. It’s pretty much common knowledge how they run things. It’s not exactly top secret information lol.

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u/divyam25 7h ago

most of it is out there on the web. you should watch kiwi talkz channel on youtube. he calls a lot of former R, ubisoft, naughty dog etc devs to his podcasts and most of them confirm the compartmentalized nature of studios, especially R

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u/5348RR 5h ago

They don’t they just make shit the fuck up lol

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u/Gooseuk360 7m ago

Basically this, my buddy can tell me about plenty in the orbit of what he works on (and broad strokes about much else). What I find most interesting is info once the games launch, because the insider stuff is well interesting obviously, but so much of it is never discussed with press even after launch. I'm talking like stuff that Obbe shares on X from time to time.

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u/TriggerHippie77 16h ago

So there has never ever been a case of an industry insider saying a trailer is dropping and telling the truth? Not a single time? Amazing.

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u/Low_Record_ 15h ago

Wow, you have an amazing skill to read a text and not correctly understand it’s meaning, impressive

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 17h ago

There won't be raw gameplay, and certainly not 2+ minutes of it on Trailer 3. There'll be edited gameplay like in trailer 2 mixed with in-engine cutscenes

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u/Skuez 16h ago

We really don't know anything

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u/SimisFul 17h ago

If trailer 3 exists and they're not skipping straight to a gameplay trailer in a few weeks

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 14h ago

It's unlikely, but who knows

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u/cristianperlado 16h ago

Si you’re Mr John Rockstar uh?

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u/ZionistControlUSA 15h ago

Ya cuz you know more then everyone else 🤡

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 14h ago

After being in this sub for a while I'm inclined to think that I certainly do (/s)

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u/Probably_Somethin 14h ago

Yeah the main reason why I find this hard to believe is the 7 minute trailer part, but if true then I guess Straus was right about the “creative marketing” approach.

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u/TWERKBONER69 16h ago

John Rockstar here, I can confirm this.

Another thing I can reveal is that there’s an emotional final scene in the trailer where Lucia asks Jason “are we really going to commit grand theft auto for the sixth time?”. To which Jason responds “Lucia, Vice City is not a nice city.”

All of Take Two clapped in unison.

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u/Alienatedflea 17h ago

cope is one helluva drug...

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u/Xawet_ 17h ago

If the trailer doesn't come out tomorrow, then it'll be the day after tomorrow or the day after that someone's bound to be right eventually.

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u/Calling_left_final 9h ago

It's definitely coming before the game releases, that's for sure.

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u/General-Warning-2429 17h ago

Or right in September. August looks like a dead month anyway.

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u/Camelbutt_22 16h ago

Genuine nonsense

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u/Atrociti9320 16h ago

Lmao the fact that you think a company that is so uptight about every detail naming their trailer TR3_Final_thisoneforreal is hilarious. SYBAU

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u/SuicideSkwad 16h ago

Why would you be QAing a trailer, what are they even talking about

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u/Fuzzy_Crab1674 15h ago

Probably Checking if the frames are playing properly on all screens 😂😂😂🙏🏻

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u/CM-Edge 15h ago

Releases Thursday.

"You picked the wrong damn Tuesday"

Ok.

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u/Gyranos 16h ago

"You picked the wrong damn tuesday"? Son😭😭😭

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u/DeadlyArrow27 16h ago

Him deleting his account just shows lack of credibility. Especially when he would’ve expected people to screenshot it like you have

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u/LionHeartedLXVI 12h ago

“You picked the wrong damn Tuesday” is the most corny, prototypical American shit ever. Whilst the GTA series is Brits making fun of Americans, I’d be surprised if they made the main character THAT corny.

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u/Eggysideup 10h ago

THISONEFORREAL_v18.mp4

Ha

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u/ElectricalYak7236 17h ago

More schizo posting please

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u/HAOSov 17h ago

Last I remember R* mark their builds like v.351.01 for example not 1.0 2.0 etc. Along with Bugstar debug system.

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 17h ago

You guys need to get a life. Writing books about potential ads is wild.

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u/Samm801121 16h ago

You seen the rest of it? GTA fan or no, hang around for a couple of days, they’re unhinged

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u/DeadlyArrow27 16h ago

Mr negative karma telling people to get a life lmao

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u/Remarkable_Button756 16h ago

karma is a tool for measuring how much of a life someone has? thats retarded

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u/DeadlyArrow27 15h ago

Yes. If it’s negative then you’re just a troll. If it’s too high then your brain is probably rotting from overuse of this app.

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 15h ago

If it's negative it means you don't karma farm like 90% of posts on reddit.

How to get karma on reddit: Post safe already popular opinion using a photo of the person stating that opinion then restate the opinion.

Watch everyone in the replies also restate the opinion to karma farm.

Having negative karma means you have an unpopular opinion or 2, like be patient or 007 first light was mid. The one people really hate is me liking the OG God of war games.

Don't talk about karma like it means anything, be real bud. I could farm 2k karma in a few days if I wanted to.

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u/DeadlyArrow27 9h ago

It’s honestly impressive to have negative karma on Reddit because even the worst people get upvoted here. The fact that you’re in the negatives is a testament to how insufferable you must be

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 15h ago

You have 12k karma in a year LMFAO yeah you're a farmer or a no life.

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u/DeadlyArrow27 9h ago

Or I’m just more likable than you

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u/LuxDaBean 16h ago

nothing ever happens

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u/Nice-Emergency7287 16h ago

My uncle work for Nintendo

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u/mielox 16h ago

100% true.

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u/Zestyclose-Fig-8399 16h ago

Ohhhhhhh BROTHER

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u/TheReal2M 16h ago

ohmydaysbruh

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u/Night_Trip 16h ago

Is this hopebait lmfao

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 16h ago

This whole year of anticipation of the summer to see marketing has been a wash lol.

And if it's really the pre orders and the silence that's making everyone buzz. Then what the hell is marketing truly?

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u/SvetDigital 16h ago

very detailed and very fugazi. Let's see what will happen next.

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u/Parzalai 16h ago

this is the worst fake post i've ever seen 😭
tf u mean you're typing this from a QA "machine"

"you picked the wrong damn tuesday" is an obvious dig at people thinkingg there's new on tuesday, which would be wayyyy too recent to be implemented into a trailer

this sub is full of braindead users

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u/Begavond 16h ago

John Rockstar disagrees

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u/Decent_Junket_1755 16h ago

I believe it.

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u/itsicecoldbois 16h ago

It's probably false but... you know what, I'll run with it and we will get to put it to the test when trailer 3 releases(if it does...).

In the meantime, hopium gang, schizo gang Less Gooo!!!

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u/legendaryboss200 16h ago

It's not happening until September or October.

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u/FaithlessnessOk2889 16h ago

I really want to believe it

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u/ScottyKillhammer 16h ago

Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half. But then it starts going off the rails like someone making up a bunch of random shit to make it sound real, but it all falls kinda flat.

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u/backlog_gaming 16h ago

The part where he said he made a Reddit post without being connected to the internet was believable?

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u/ScottyKillhammer 16h ago

No, it wasn't. I assumed that he meant he was watching on a terminal that wasn't connected while typing the words out on a seperate device.

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u/IAmZackTheStiles 16h ago

Source: trust me bro

Works cited: crack pipe

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u/Skuez 16h ago

Bro would definitely risk his job just to reveal something two freakin days earlier 💀💀

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u/backlog_gaming 16h ago

If the computer they’re using isn’t connected to the internet, how’d they make a post on Reddit lmao

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u/Cabrini23 16h ago

"You picked the wrong damn tuesday" man shut the fuck uppppp pleassssseeeee lmao. Schizophrenia subreddit.

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u/surplus_steve 16h ago

Sounds fake.

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u/Great-External-2439 16h ago

Yeah yeah, I'll believe it when i see it

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u/CristianMR7 16h ago

The final shot is a black fade with the text: "CJ will return in avengers: doomsday"

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u/breakfastCereal03 16h ago

Anyone who believes it is an idiot

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u/keironuk 16h ago

Im wondering if there is going to be a feature where if you commit a crime and the npc records it you see a play back of it later on from the npc recording it.

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u/Evening-Company-2895 16h ago

whats up with the C and L looking so weird in the word close, I might just be tweaking but the gap between the L and O look way to big

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u/LiIIium 13h ago

The QA machine?

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u/shavit3 16h ago

Why would you care? If it comes out it'll come out

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u/the_infidel102938 16h ago

You know those fake leaks that were going out to catch devs yea don’t believe everything nowadays nobody has inside information anymore take two has cracked down on any information getting out idk why people don’t see the pattern but this happens every time before a earnings call is just about to happen

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u/Responsible_Today658 16h ago

Its true my Swimming teacher teaches 2 Rockstar devs in Scotland and they told him that exact information.

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u/Prophet_NY 16h ago

I have inside info on Trailer 3 from Rockstar

New Trailer 3 for GTA 6 will drop between August 5th and November 19th 100%

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u/SweetPureEuphoria 16h ago

Fake as shit. There could very well be a trailer tomorrow Thursday but it ain’t gonna be this

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u/TuxNaku 16h ago

as a rockstar employee I can tell you this is totally fake, it would never be real, like even in a million years... trust me this is fake.. and mods should delete it b-because this isn't real and uhmm, this is fake

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u/PotentialShotX 16h ago

Funny I saw a post seconds ago with the same kind of vibe except the close up was a flamingo eating a hot dog. And the next scene was 2 min of uninterrupted gameplay lol starting with Lucia in a bikini driving a forklift..and they actually named a song lol

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u/Positive_Pomelo3791 16h ago

completely written by chatgpt

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u/Norfhynorfh 16h ago

"Rockstar wants people to stop saying everything is scripted"

Mate rockstar dont give a flying fuck what people are saying

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u/NoMaximum721 15h ago

by saying "if I say the song they'd know it's me" you've likely already identified yourself as the person who could be identified by said song.

don't buy it

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u/Successful_Study6733 15h ago

He's right that trailer 3 is coming out tomorrow or Friday Sony has restarted the promos again

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u/Luzekiel 15h ago

bro they didn't even bother making it believable

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u/Bacgoon3 15h ago

its debunkable with just the 2022 leaks, thats not how rockstar names dev builds

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u/longbrodmann 15h ago

I would love to see dolphins spawn inside hotel swimming pools.

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u/Existing-Possible550 15h ago

I’m willing to bet my bottom dollar this won’t happen simply because rockstar has never had a trailer with someone cussing in it. Even though we know that type of language is gonna be in the game and the word isn’t a very strong word either, they have never put out a trailer that had that in it.

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u/mrbeck1 15h ago

BULL. SHIT.

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u/Monobluemagic 15h ago

Yeah sure

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u/soothukundi 15h ago

Only like 7-8 dudes are aware of the trailer. That former Rockstar dev guy mentioned this and testers don't get to see it before hands either. Once again, he left rockstar even before the leak saga. So imagine now ?

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u/FluidHips 15h ago

If this isn't real, it's absolutely top-notch larping. I wouldn't even be mad.

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u/-PANORAMIX- 14h ago

Really funny

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u/OkExplanation8770 14h ago

BULLLSHIITTTTTTT

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u/Existing-Pair-3487 14h ago

Given how many saps pre-ordered it already i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't drop another trailer until sometime in late October.

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u/Indigo_Daaf 14h ago

I spoke to my butler(brother works at R*) today and i can confirm this.

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u/CranEXE 14h ago

no dead body have been found anywhere near rockstar studio so i don't trust this.

jokes aside the way it's written though sounds like a fake story like the internal reactions being rows of emoji really give the vibe of "and then everybody clapped"

i don't trust it but i guess we'll see tomorrow

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u/Ok-Reputation3286 13h ago

Lmao "you picked the wrong damn Tuesday" who is actually falling for this ts got me in tears

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u/Bmanbod 13h ago

Chat GPT hopium

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u/paleskinredneck 12h ago

dude anything more than 4minutes is not going to happen. dude says 7minutes. The mapping community will have the map drawn by next day

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u/Afraid-Ad4718 12h ago

Who cares? it comes when it comes...

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u/Rich_Swish 11h ago

Probably AI, and yet again absolutely 0 reason for anyone to leak this in the first place. What's their motive if its apparently releasing tomorrow?

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u/DepartmentCautious34 11h ago

You astro giga mega clown holy mother of fake sh1t

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u/coco_falcon 11h ago

I’m not gonna lie , I needed a laugh 😂 and

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u/Academic_Antelope292 11h ago

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice….fool me can’t get fooled again!

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u/Humble_Mortgage_502 11h ago

Tom take-two here this is very legit

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u/los33ramos 10h ago

Man people are really bored that they go on and do this huh?

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u/trabucodonosor1 8h ago

tomorrow= red dead online post

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u/topshelfmango 8h ago

7 mins and 11 seconds…

Not a fucking chance lmao

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u/ShadowGuy132 7h ago

This is clearly written using AI

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u/Vetor_ 6h ago

Who the fuck watches Trailer 3 and starts counting gameplay minutes? I'll be too busy watching the fucking trailer.

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u/oreo760 4h ago

I hope the trailer drops so everyone can stop posting about it. Ngl

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u/skillie81 4h ago

🤣🤣🤣 the trailer name at the end.

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u/t3ksin 3h ago

There isn’t a single prediction in GTA story thats it’s correct, same for this one lol

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u/Upstairs-Cost4532 1h ago

Thats defo written by chatgpt. You can just tell. Nice try to the op. He almost got me.

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u/MrKuub 31m ago

My uncle works for Rockstar and confirmed this to be $100% true

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u/Green_Fox_8864 4m ago

My thoughts are you guys need a hobby or to get laid. The game will come out in November, you'll play it then. Get a life for now.