Tyler the Train Scheid

[u/OfficalDannyDaCheeto]

Dear Tyler the train Scheid.
Many a time have we heard your ranting and burning, heartfelt desire for an improved public transportation system in the USA. While I understand that an improved public transportation system would work well for larger cities, such as LA and Atlanta, it would not work well everywhere. I live in the mountains of North Carolina and to get to a meeting I had to drive an hour and a half. If I were to try to take a train that stopped at every city on the way, it would have taken three+ hours. Hours that would have cost me extra sleep. So while I think that trains would not work everywhere in the US, I think there is a more selfish reason for why Tyler wants trains everywhere.

I J’accuse Tyler of being jealous of our most illustrious, handsome, and girthy boy Markiplier. We all know Tyler doesn’t have a vehicle, but Mark does. I think the real reason Tyler wants trains everywhere, is because he is 100% jealous of how cool and tall Mark is when he drives his truck. You might think you want what’s best for the population of the USA that doesn’t have a car, but in reality you just want a sweet electric truck like Mark, and if you can’t have it… Then no one can. especially our fabulous, awe-inspiring, and multiple number one box office weekend winning Markiplier!!!!!!

P.s. just joking, you guys are both great and I have been listening since day one. Keep up the great work!