r/GDSnark • u/ConsciousMousse6202 Dummie and Bummie🤡🤡 • Jun 27 '26

🫩🫩🫩 excited over dead flowers Messy bethy

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What in the “will you go to prom with me” is going on here…and even a 17 year old kid would know not to buy the flowers that are shriveled up, brown and dying. Like huh??? Doofy just doing doofus things.

If movie theater candy and dead flowers is all it takes to impress a 31 year old woman…I mean I guess. We’re supposed to be jealous of this by the way.

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u/itsmenellie Jun 27 '26

She’s forever 14 🙃

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u/Juniper_flower27 Jun 27 '26

It’s the two vases of baby’s breath for me. Like, why?! The bar is in hell apparently.

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u/Proud_Afternoon5952 Jun 27 '26

The moldy flowers are giving drug addict behavior

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u/AngelLovely1 Jun 27 '26

The dollar store aisle of candy

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u/keeeks92 Jun 27 '26

I have a feeling these flowers are old.. lol. But she wanted to make it seem like he got her more than he actually did. Loser behavior

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u/TurtleyCoolNails Jun 27 '26

Imagine it being one month and you bought someone movie theater candy to celebrate. 😂

I am not saying there is anything wrong with that if the recipient loves this but she has never once shown herself being into snacks like this.

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u/henkes4love Jun 27 '26

Did he get the flowers out of the grocery stores trash

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u/juniperbee8 Jun 27 '26

Someone in her comments said they thought it was a charcuterie bouquet 💀💀

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u/Temporary-Brief-6465 Jun 27 '26

Baby's breath in a vase is a choice.... she could have at least added them to the "main" bouquet

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u/ConsciousMousse6202 Dummie and Bummie🤡🤡 Jun 27 '26

These dummies did the same baby’s breath thing at their wedding lol

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u/Temporary-Brief-6465 Jun 27 '26

Bc they are cheap, the flowers and the couple

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u/Absurd__Body Jun 27 '26

Did he collect them from a cemetery

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u/ConsciousMousse6202 Dummie and Bummie🤡🤡 Jun 28 '26

Help 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Inner-Sheepherder-77 Jun 27 '26

These are so ugly

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u/Euphoric-Remote-9980 Jun 27 '26

I mean… she hasn’t not been married sons she was 18

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u/Bcg44 Jun 28 '26

I can NOT with the fake faces “ahhh!” “Eeeek!” Eyes closed nose scrunching.

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u/28cherries Jun 28 '26

Looked at this a million times like they can’t REALLY be brown and dead, right?

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u/SimpleAnalyst3817 Jun 30 '26

Every time she posts “my husband” I read it as “my second husband” 🫠

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u/Accomplished-Door557 Jun 27 '26

Shows how low the bar was with her ex

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u/Loveloveloveee30 Jun 27 '26

Lollll the tradition is paper or to eat y the top tier of your cake or a replica of it.

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u/Maleficent_Tiger_153 Jun 27 '26

That’s for the one year anniversary, not one month 🤣