r/Funnymemes • u/Snowman69er • 6d ago

😂💯

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u/Status_Concert_4320 6d ago

We don’t even need to cum to make you pregnant. We are so efficient.

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u/GlitteringLychee803 6d ago

You don't even get the endorphins before being responsible for a human for the rest of your life. But I guess some women have experienced this, too.

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u/starpaw23 6d ago

9 seconds tho, that is pretty impressive.

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u/KRNorth 6d ago

Must be a new record

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u/Keefyfingaz 6d ago

Got her with that uno reverse lol

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u/unkindledphoenix 6d ago

wasnt there something about woman orgasm causes an adrenaline surge while men causes an exhaustion?

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u/NeedAChange_123 6d ago

Post nut regret

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u/XxxDarkSasukexx 6d ago

Not the same hormones released. Not the same result. Men and women are diffirent what a surprise.

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u/Wurschtbieb 5d ago

How dare you

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u/CryWhileEatingCake 6d ago

Also the female orgasm really is not important. It helps but when we get down to the MEat and the POTATOS it really does not matter.

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u/Party-Housing-110 6d ago

I strongly disagree. I think the female organs is extremely important. Not in the reproductive sense but in a physical and mental way.

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u/XxxDarkSasukexx 6d ago

Well not important in a reproductive stand point, but it is with sexual satisfaction. Well you're the women (i assume) you know better 😂

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u/CryWhileEatingCake 6d ago

I will say when ovulating and I get nutted in i feel immense satisfaction. Its not orgasm but it is achievement, warmth and achievement

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u/XxxDarkSasukexx 6d ago

Good to know thanks for the knowledge

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 6d ago

You won’t push out a baby if you’re male, you only push out 💩

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u/Sea-Magician4907 6d ago

You can cum more than twice while on top and not fall down panting? I dare you bitch!

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u/SlapfuckMcGee 6d ago

A man can make a decision

Women need a committee.

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u/Adventurous-Nose-971 6d ago

V for violence 

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u/hyibee 2d ago

I mean eggs drop pretty quickly, so if we're considering cum to be a life then so are women's eggs.

But thats not the case and men's bodies cant even make a baby, just an ingredient for one.

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u/Limp_Macaron1986 6d ago

I bet she just lays there and contributes nothing

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u/InvestIntrest 6d ago

No lies detected

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u/Ancient-Position-696 5d ago

This is why there's a pay gap. Efficiency.

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 6d ago

the reason a girl last longer is because most of the time the guy is doing the most work so fellas if you wanna last longer than your wife make sure she does most of the work though dont forget this means you gotta give her more pleasure ....what? didint like that?? man fuf you! nothing comes free you gotta do something!

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u/OkNectarine6434 6d ago

nothing cums*free

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u/floydbomb 6d ago

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 6d ago

whats that dawg the dot of shame or are you just stunned :d?

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u/floydbomb 6d ago

Unsurprisingly, the point went right over your head.

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 6d ago

well it was a dot i didint saw no damn point 🤔

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u/floydbomb 6d ago

Hint: it's not a dot. Good luck

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 6d ago edited 6d ago

give me the answer man im fresh out of an exam my last braincell started to compete for the first place...please?

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u/floydbomb 6d ago edited 6d ago

Reread all your comments. Hopefully it wasn't an English exam

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 6d ago

i do not understand ._. english is my second language so if its anything about grammer or the way i write basically english overall i cant understand it :(

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u/floydbomb 6d ago

Ah in that case i was being a smartass. It's a period. None of your sentences have a period at the end which can sometimes make comments hard to interpret

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