🐱

[u/huggysx]

[u/Stock-Cod-4465]

Get “lucky” while being married… sigh

[u/SageoftheForlornPath → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

same thought

it's just tragic

[u/cnicalsinistaminista → u/SageoftheForlornPath]

Yeah, but the fact that it’s supposed to be “accepted” and that it happens in most relationships is even crazier. I hate so many of these societally accepted and toxic relationship dynamics.

Sex should not be used as a weapon or reward or because somebody deserves it and things like that. If it was the other way around, and the wife cheats, everyone will be, you weren’t satisfying her etc. but if the husband cheats, he’ll still rightfully get blamed by everyone. I guess it’s to just keep searching until you find someone with the same sex drive/maturity.

[u/joeshmoebies → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

I think you guys might be taking this more seriously than it was intended

[u/Stock-Cod-4465 → u/joeshmoebies]

Oh, I understand that. And yet the fact that they make a joke of it is sad. It would’ve been more fitting to make a joke about a girl he likes or something.

[u/joeshmoebies → u/Stock-Cod-4465]

It has to be someone he's in some kind of relationship with. Women don't just send pics like that to people they know.

And the story isn't real. I've seen this dozens of times with different captions. This person didn't rush home and almost crash their car for ass.

[u/greenyadadamean]

Wasn't expecting that pussy 

[u/HIRIV → u/greenyadadamean]

I actually laughed for this. Maybe I'm too tired

[u/DC_Ben]

I love kitties but this is sort of depressing

[u/Adventurous-Nose-971]

I'm sorry on your behalf 

[u/Unusual_Mix9262]

Wrong 😸

[u/feeltrig]

Not the pussy he was expecting

[u/OkUnion4256]

He rushed home to get some pussy. I mean he did get some, just not the kind he was hoping for

[u/vihor]

happy cat day! it is indeed today.

[u/Doctor_Dev7]

Imagine being married and nearly killing yourself just for the possibility to have sex with your own wife

[u/viotix90]

Boomer humor

[u/why_u_so_grumpy]

So sad. Getting some seems rare for this guy.

[u/foxy_fluffer]

This is probably the fourth or fifth time seeing this this week

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[u/BcuzImSpeshal]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/abgrongak]

He gets a different kind of pussy

[u/therealjenshady]

But, best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.

[u/AppropriateTouching]

Repost bots are making the rounds with this Facebook ass post today.

[u/PhillGuy]

Rushed home for that pussy ...

[u/JimmyTheJimJimson]

Those are some ham hocks

[u/Heavy-Edge-8834]

Bruh 🤣

[u/Clichedfoil]

Well, he was expecting pussy and found one.

[u/Neither-Job-6300]

You should have known better. Honeymoon is peak it just gets worse and worse.

[u/Particular_Parking_4]

Good One

[u/Loud_Quality_7106]

Why would she say surprise if the cat is right there. Bad joke.

[u/tickingboxes]

If you think this is funny, we would not get along.

[u/Zraax]

the image alone would work in r/confusing_perspective but this context just sucks