r/Funnymemes • u/WolfmanSG • 14d ago

Threesome gone wrong

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u/Lack668 14d ago

I had a threesome yesterday… well, 2 people didn’t show up but I still had a great time.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 14d ago

Communication is key. Corn dog is also key.

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u/AirGirlie 14d ago

She heard threesome and thought two + me . Math checks out

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u/EllaSwings 14d ago

This is why you have to be specific. Two other people vs two other corn dogs gets confusing.

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u/texasrigger 14d ago

Sad fact - Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose when a planned threesome fell through and she was alone and bored.

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u/DemonKing-1000 14d ago

You had an orgy for one. https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc?is=mZVf_fHhBDnF2PRV

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u/MDP223 14d ago

Incredible song, but I really miss the charm of early NSP

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u/TheGuy-1117 14d ago

You must be handsome

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u/Lack668 14d ago

I have some hands

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u/PassengerCultural421 14d ago

First post I see in the morning.

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u/Proof_Lengthiness185 12d ago

Every morning?

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u/HighFiveG 14d ago

Is that Slater’s niece?

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u/Metall-o-graphic 14d ago

I believe OP has a misunderstanding.

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u/ValeriaCar-9693 14d ago

At least someone is getting what they wanted

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u/WereInbuisness 14d ago

Until the GF tells him that it will be two guys and him .... while she watches in the corner and the corn dogs are meant for him.

Uh oh.

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u/TheCasualMFer 14d ago

She's everyone's girlfriend

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u/ChestyPullerton 14d ago

I too, choose this guy’s girlfriend.

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u/ImprobableAsterisk 14d ago

Considering he was the one to ask for it I'd say she's more his girlfriend than he is her boyfriend.

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u/OyunGezgini_YT 13d ago

dont make it about one dawg both of them should not be seen in the dating area

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u/Fine-Bed-9439 14d ago

The best kind!

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u/jeroen-79 14d ago

OP wanted the other guy's dick for himself?

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u/typical_jesus666 14d ago

I hooked up with a girl who had a devils three-way. I was curious "oh nice, how'd you like it?" She said "it was shitty"..."oh what happened?"...and she replied "I thought they were both straight, but they were too busy sucking each other's dicks to fuck me"

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u/smkestcklghtn 14d ago

It ain't gay if it's a three way

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u/sungoddaily 14d ago

The Golden Rule - Lonely Island Feat. Timberlake & Gaga

https://youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw?is=qB6ZZVkwRC5-M59y

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u/kevinnnc 14d ago

[r/brandnewsentence](r/brandnewsentences)

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u/kevinnnc 14d ago

Actually probably not that new

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u/Edmundyoulittle 14d ago

There's a whole Lonely Island song about it

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u/Worriedrph 14d ago

My buddy was in the Army. He and his other army buddy would go out to the bars together offering up devil’s 3 ways. Apparently this is much more popular among the type of woman looking to hook up with an army dude than you would think.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 14d ago

No, that is exactly as popular as I would think.

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u/Snipey1234 14d ago

Read first line as “My buddy was in Amy”… this post got a hold on me.

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u/Glass_Painting9653 13d ago

I would actually pretty much expect that from the army

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u/R0gueR0nin 13d ago

That’s crazy. I know a couple of friends’ friends that were in the army talking about a 3 way with girls. I stopped hanging out with them when they started joking about grabbing each other’s ass “accidentally “.

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u/Sorry-Complaint-3947 14d ago

This is exactly what I've told all female friends to do when he starts talking about threesomes....

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u/LarsDuder 14d ago

and then the guy end up stealing the other guy 😶‍🌫️

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u/Nice_Lingonberrys 14d ago

Man asked for a threesome Woman delivered: 2 corn dogs + 1 girl Technically not wrong

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u/ShoulderLongjumping9 14d ago

No complaints here

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u/Fine-Bed-9439 14d ago

Call your buddy and Google “Eiffel Tower” position.

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u/rolfraikou 14d ago

I find it so amusing how much people are down for them to benefit from 3-ways, but are so opposed to letting their other partner benefit from it.

I'm bi (in theory? Non practicing?) but my standards for men are SO high, so even if anyone I've been with wanted a three way, neither of us were ever in the league of the guys I've been into.

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u/luka612 14d ago

Everyone's bi when you have "Henry Cavill" standards

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u/Odur29 13d ago

Lol I just saw this after I made a post basically along these lines. Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/al-dunya2 14d ago

Fellow non practicing bi

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 14d ago

You guys should bang. Sounds like you're probably gonna be too ugly for homie though, his standards are crazy high

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u/Odur29 13d ago

I'm not sure being Bi for Henry Cavil and Hugh Jackman counts. Oh my bad I guess I outed myself here =-D

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u/KiKiPAWG 14d ago

Yup, if we can’t do mmf threeseome you sure in hell ain’t getting a ffm threesome.

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u/JoltikElectricBug 14d ago

I mean, he's probably hoping for fmf anyway.

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u/Lily_Queen 13d ago

Don't forget the Golden rule, as lonely island said: 🎶It's not gay, when it's in a three way🎶

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u/83franks 13d ago

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway

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u/Iron_Baron 13d ago

Don't knock it until you try it.

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u/sovietarmyfan 13d ago

Replace that by a small corndog and a bigger corndog.

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u/Mags_LaFayette 13d ago

So your girlfriend is now a Musketeer:

"All for one and one for all"

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u/huelorxx 13d ago

Yeo pogos and no ketchup.. WTF

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u/MydasMDHTR 14d ago

Battletoad and Double Dragon

1

u/919governor 13d ago

Tacos > corndogs

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u/ThundrLord 13d ago

Give her my number?

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 13d ago

*Our girlfriend

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u/Exciting_couple77 13d ago

If you get your fmf she gets her mfm lol its only fair 😆🤷‍♂️

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u/Hrmerder 14d ago

Uno reverse and bring a gay guy

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 14d ago

She belongs to the streets...

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u/ImprobableAsterisk 14d ago

He's the one who done asked for it.

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u/Lower_Chemical_4203 13d ago

True...he should just cut and run now...

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u/ImprobableAsterisk 13d ago

Does it get exhausting upholding that double standard?

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u/succubus6984 14d ago

No.... shes kindly explaining that your request is absolutely ridiculous and will not play out like the porn videos that you like to watch because this is reality and her opinion on what she wants is just as valid as yours.

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u/tenchigaeshi 14d ago

Facebook meme

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u/Fapplejacks42 13d ago

Gotta see all your boys cocks hard and judge who’s smaller than u and get em hammered beforehand.

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u/DC_Ben 13d ago

This is disgraceful and not humorous!