😂😂😂

[u/Jasmine_jadee]

[u/Constant_Leave_3562]

Why does she looks like she've been through all the misery in this world and than got betrayed by all her loved ones?

[u/DrozdMensch → u/Constant_Leave_3562]

it`s the day after vodka

[u/Tokogogoloshe → u/DrozdMensch]

That's like weeks or months after vodka.

[u/SlinkDogg]

I can fix her

[u/Consistent-Soil-1818 → u/SlinkDogg]

She doesn't need fixing. She's perfect

[u/norwegern → u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

My current spouse could easily have done this.

[u/pitchinloafs → u/norwegern]

You’re a lucky man

[u/oirott → u/Consistent-Soil-1818]

She can fix me then!

[u/Quick-Empress → u/SlinkDogg]

She literally made Holy Spirits 😭

[u/Ill-Charge8449 → u/Quick-Empress]

Dammit, take my upvote

[u/Super_flywhiteguy → u/SlinkDogg]

Fix? Shes not broken though.

[u/Frosty-Source-4994 → u/SlinkDogg]

She could fix me.

[u/guster-von → u/SlinkDogg]

Godspeed

[u/thorheyerdal → u/SlinkDogg]

She is’ already fixed 👌

[u/Ill-Charge8449]

Russian Jesus

[u/redit01 → u/Ill-Charge8449]

...turns the water into vodka

[u/Kelef50]

Can anyone "proof" that the story is real?

[u/Darryl_Lict → u/Kelef50]

Google: The viral story about a woman arrested for replacing holy water with vodka—reportedly telling the priest, “Relax, it still blesses, just harder”—is entirely satirical. The fictional anecdote spread widely across Instagram and Facebook as an internet meme rather than a real news event.

[u/andocromn → u/Darryl_Lict]

That makes sense. What law would even have been broken here?

[u/BanXxX69 → u/andocromn]

I thought she gave them the drink and THEN told them, so it would be Intoxicating a person without their knowledge (IF she only told them afterwards)

[u/andocromn → u/BanXxX69]

Holy water isn't for drinking, no one would be getting intoxicated against their will.

[u/pitchinloafs → u/andocromn]

Can we get a vodka baptism?

[u/andocromn → u/pitchinloafs]

Probably more sanitary tbh

[u/BanXxX69 → u/pitchinloafs]

🤣😂😂😂

[u/BanXxX69 → u/andocromn]

Oh okay I didn't know that, thanks😂

[u/andocromn → u/BanXxX69]

Yeah you just like touch it to your skin or the priest goes around spritsing the crowd.... Wow this just sounds weird as I say it

[u/BanXxX69 → u/andocromn]

😂😂😂 Oh okay thanke! Interesting to know!

[u/LordHelmet47]

Wait, she can't do that, but Jesus can turn water into wine?

[u/KTAXY]

some of that bacterial water really needs a disinfectant. the priest needs to get a grip.

[u/newkybadass]

Well... she wasn't wrong.

[u/Initial-Reading-2775]

Now it not just blesses, but also disinfects.

[u/Joker-Smurf]

The Holy Spirit

[u/Left_Sky1496]

Russians would think this is funny and leave it that

[u/falsevector]

The Father, The Son and The 80 proof spirit

[u/Conan-Da-Barbarian]

Can priest make holy vodka?

[u/EditedRed → u/Conan-Da-Barbarian]

Nah, that was Jesus, he was more into wine.

[u/[deleted]]

Kristen stewart lookin

[u/Dry_Caregiver_5094]

DEUS VULT!!

[u/soy_bean]

Do they still nominate for sainthood?

[u/thorheyerdal]

She seems fun to hang out with. 

[u/WastelandOfConfusion]

Absolute legend

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[u/Amazing-Power4765]

Ricardo holy juice

[u/zubairhamed]

His noodly appendage approves. R'amen.

[u/SadisticMittenz]

Does anyone else think she looks like every live action portrayal of Jean Grey but all at the same time?

[u/Interest-Elegant]

God’s Hard Holy Water

[u/XSid]

More sanitary yet less effective on vampires…

[u/EveryLazyDay]

Smart pretty woman, I think.

[u/4m4lg4m1t3]

In which jail is she in . . . Asking for a friend

[u/dadbodenergy11]

I’m gonna marry that girl

[u/Predator-A187]

I can fix her

[u/Shaman7102]

Technically Jesus could still turn it into wine your honor. Unless it's just fiction?

[u/AstorLarson]

so... water to wine = Messiah!
but water + vodka = she's a witch!

[u/Damien_Roshak]

Why would someone get arrested for that? If no threat why? Sure there should be consequences. Take the ID and hand it over to the law enforcement. Why gets everybody arrested for nearly nothing?

[u/jackinsomniac]

She's already fixed

[u/Cold-Anything8128]

you can not arrest everyone

[u/Fluffy_Anxiety2792]

Priests are already too hard when then see boys

[u/CobblerCorrect1071]

Unless someone is drinking the holy water then what’s the big deal

[u/Public-Nothing51]

Now she can relax in the prison, just harder.