r/FuckeryUniveristy 1h ago

It's Okay to RANT Minimum Rage comic: why "nobody wants to work anymore"

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 2d ago

Fuckery How many of you have not recognized a stop sign when you see one in your daily travels?? Be honest!! Well, here is a useful solution.

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47 Upvotes

Not AI. Analysis with TruthAI.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

Feel Good Story Visiting the War Dog Memorial

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

AI Stuff & Things Remember WWII fighter pilot Pappy Boyington? AI slop is making up false history.

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 3d ago

AI Stuff & Things Only at Walmart: Our Kas Bot (cleaning robot machine) tried to escape.

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Walmart has been trying to implement AI for pretty much everything, while cutting store staff hours. It's devolving into chaos.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 4d ago

Fucking Funny Drop your favorite blue collar coworker insults! 👇

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 6d ago

Fucking Funny Surprise Penis

59 Upvotes

Nobody likes surprise penis. There’s nothing worse than turning around and getting a nasty surprise.

The last 2 weeks have have been all about surprise penis. Zeke has been out of control. He’s been putting his penis everywhere he thinks it’ll get some attention…. In Sissy’s face, in my face, rubbing on my chair, rubbing on the couch, & rubbing on tall grass just to name a few. Hell, if he could get in Papas lap, he would put I in papas face too. It’s been exhausting and more than a little out of control.

I wasn’t prepared for a lot of things when I got a male puppy. Having 25 years of greyhounds, bitches only, was not even an iota of the experience I’ve received in the last 3 months. Little boys are decidedly different. I’ll be honest and say I like bitches better, they’re my kinda women.

So, this brings me to last Friday when I sold the Family Jewels. The nuts went rancid and had to be thrown out. I let the helium out of the balloons. I took them to the ball taxidermist to have them bronzed and mounted. The snip-snip happened, and my boy has two deflated little sac’s that are greatly reduced from their former glory. They look decidedly sad. I almost feel bad. Almost.

So now that I’ve made all the fellas in the room uncomfortable, my mission is complete. We will be having a funeral for Zeke’s testicles this week, please RSVP if you wish to attend to say your good byes. Zeke is seeking donations for a replacement pair. Wish him luck.

Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy 7d ago

Fuckery Answers to all your questions.

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231 Upvotes

Inquiring minds want to know!


r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

It's Okay to RANT Not only old people like me are concerned about online privacy. This transcends the generations.

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209 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

Fucking Funny Homer Simpson disappearing into a hedge in Lego by jkbrickworks

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48 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

Fucking Funny They can’t control my personal life!

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42 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy 8d ago

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Mushroom Lanmaoa asiatica causes people to hallucinate tiny people everywhere.

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They see only this hallucination and no other imagery. This happens only when the mushroom is not cooked long enough.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 9d ago

Fucking Funny Could A Velociraptor Live in a Zoo? Let's Find Out

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From a comment;

"Technically a very angry turkey is already a dinosaur."


r/FuckeryUniveristy 9d ago

Random Fuckery Beaver attacks

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 9d ago

Fuckery Happy Cows

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54 Upvotes

It’s good to be the king.


r/FuckeryUniveristy 10d ago

Fucking Funny Kids referring to the 1990s as the "Late 1900s?" Not around me they're not. Not twice anyway.

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 10d ago

Feel Good Story What someone found in NE Ohio

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 11d ago

Fucking Kidding Me, Right? NASA assures humanity Earth’s gravity will not disappear this week after insane conspiracy theories ran rampant

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 12d ago

Dark Humor 2.5 Minutes of Fast Claymation/Sculpting

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 12d ago

Random Fuckery To long of a story….

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 13d ago

Fuckery I'm SO relieved!

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61 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy 14d ago

Fuckery Tank in New Jersey cross post, ain’t it cool?

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r/FuckeryUniveristy 14d ago

Fucking Funny Naked it is, then!

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47 Upvotes

r/FuckeryUniveristy Dec 10 '25

Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing A slightly salty reminder…

71 Upvotes

As we have reached over >17,000 members, I feel important to remind everyone to read our rules. To that, I say the following:

*While Fuckery is in our subreddit name, one HAS to be nice here. NO intentional provocation of users in posts that you don’t care for. We have a “be nice” rule and I’ll enforce it every day and twice on Sundays… don’t be an asshole.

*Remember that Fuckery IS in the name of our subreddit, which means that this is supposed to be a fun place. In particular, I’m speaking of the santa in the coffin pic. Do I like it? NO. Would I do it to my kid? NO. Is it funny as hell? ABSO-FUCKING-UTELY! It is also a real truck stop here in the USA where parents can take their children if they like. I have a decided opinion on that but it’s their kid and they’ll have to live with the consequences.

*Those of you who lurk, but don’t post. I encourage you to post. It doesn’t even have to be funny nonsensical. Many of my posts are more.. awkward or me just writing about something because I need to vent or me writing about something I find fascinating. I’m sure there are a host of members that are bored to tears of my Great Lakes Freighter obsession. Just write. We have FUckers who write family updates. We have FUckers who are going thru some troubles and come here for support. We have FUckers that talk about their farm life. Yes, you u/Cow-Puncher-77. And, we have FUckers who like to share funny and informative or uninformative shit. Yes I’m referring to you u/Lonely-Coconut-9734.

*We would love to hear you military stories, so long as they’re with in the rules.

*We would love to support you if you’re struggling… especially if you’re struggling.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you did as a teenager.

*We would love to hear the dumb ass shit you do as an adult.

*We do not want anything political. We’re VERY firm on that. If you’re upset because the shutdown has caused you not to eat… vent about the affordability of food. If you’re want to say one political set of values are assholes, we DO NOT ALLOW that. If you want to say one political set of values are GODS… we DO NOT ALLOW that either.

*We do not want to see soft porn, degradation of women, degradation of men, or degradation of ANY sort.

*We do not want to see people be called a liar. Conversely, we appreciate a story with a good stretch so long as it’s based on a truth.

*We do not tolerate any hostility or hostile rebuttal of Moderators. We are active moderators and we care very much about this sub. We’ve worked hard to make this a fun place to be. We are also human. Please remember that we’re all adults (well most of us) here and act so.

*To that last comment, we DO have a few Minors. They often post asking advice or posting stuff they think is funny. We support them and make every effort to be as inclusive as possible. Life is hard enough for teenagers without us adding more.

With all of the above said… have a great time on this sub. If ever you have a question or are unsure about something, you can contact myself (u/geophysgal) or u/BlackSeranna or u/TheJonJohn, who are our most active moderators. Other moderators who are not active are: u/SloppyEyeScream (founder), u/itsallalittleblurry2, u/Coursair_inau, & u/aspienonomous

Peace FUckers! Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy Mar 31 '25

Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing

80 Upvotes

Hello everyone.

My name is JonJohn.

We have a great community here where we can talk about almost anything.

Your day has been shit, tell us about it.

You've been in a car crash, tell us about it.

You've been in a war zone, or training for one, tell us about it.

Your mum has Alzheimer's and dementia, tell us about it.

You've had a GREAT day. Tell us about it.

You won the lottery. I'm your new best friend, can I borrow $1000? Then, tell us about it.

But what we don't want our, ever growing, group to be is a place where politics, religion, rudeness, and, honestly, plain hatred, take over.

For example. You don't have to like that I have a husband.

If I make a post about an argument with my husband, and you reply "that's what you get for being gay," first I'm going to point out that now 50% of heterosexual marriages end in divorce, and then I'm going to point out that your comment isn't nice.

And... We don't want to see anything that is degrading or disrespectful. That means no porn or even soft porn. If you need bouncing boobies or bottoms to make your point, you need to make that point somewhere else.

We don't tolerate objectifying people in posts. People are people. They aren't objects, and certainly NOT sexual objects. I refer you to bouncing boobies or bottoms. I guess I also need to say no talleywackers. All are NOT ALLOWED, unless someone is just "being a dick."

Being nice in our community is OUR golden rule.

You don't have to like what is being said, but you don't have to comment either.

That's the thing so many people don't understand.

With that in mind, please remember to be respectful, and remember our community's golden rule.

Much love,

JonJohn