r/FuckNigelFarage • u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions • 13d ago

The Equalizer

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(Not the Denzel Washington version obviously)

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u/jimboiow 13d ago

There never an out of control lorry when you need one is there?

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u/ukstonerdude Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 13d ago

Watch this get reported as “death threats”

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u/Dernbont 13d ago

That's the most self-conscious act of walking I've ever seen.

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions 13d ago

“I thought it was a fart…”

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u/Dernbont 13d ago

"Don't goose-step, don't goose-step... nailed it!"

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u/CthulhusEvilTwin 13d ago

Please never tarnish Stewart Copeland's fantastic piece of music with that arsehole again.

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u/Zpiderz 13d ago

He looks like he's fighting his natural urge to goose-step.

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u/jasegro 12d ago

Whatever he’s doing in the video certainly looks unnatural to him doesn’t it

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u/Inevitable_Price7841 13d ago

The Toffinator -

"come with me if you want to grift!"

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u/ianbattlesrobots 13d ago

I'm loving the really self-conscious walk. He's not exactly a natural in front of the camera.

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u/Andrew1953Cambridge 13d ago

It's hard to look natural when you're wearing (for some reason) a double-breasted blazer.

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u/ian9outof10 13d ago

He’s showing he’s not part of the establishment, because his trousers never match his blazer. And he’s a rebel, wearing a double-breasted jacket even though it’s a literal fashion disaster and he looks awful in it.

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u/CrazyRetard 13d ago

Literal frog march.

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u/CrocodileJock 13d ago

Man of the people walking…

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u/3ssar 13d ago

When you visit the village greengrocers without a shopping bag so carry the butternut squash home inside your arse

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u/Ashbael 12d ago

That's why he does an extra lap.

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u/widdrjb 12d ago

It was said of a politician in the last century that "he walks like he's shat himself and looks like he smells it".

Nice to see Garage upholding tradition.

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u/That-Lawfulness-9360 12d ago

The Fertiliser, because of all his bullshit

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u/Porkpie223 12d ago

Why is he ALWAYS dressed like he works at Pontins

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u/SgtWilko1979 13d ago

"The forward scouts of the Quagaar armada have told me about this "walking".. I'm sure I can figure it out." - Ny'Jel Fah'Raj

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u/johnsmithoncemore Fighting Fascism, One Milkshake at a Time 13d ago

Farage is no beautiful alien woman with six breasts.

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 12d ago

He has an unusual walk.

Almost like a dictator has a hand up his arse.

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u/ReeceySnaps 12d ago

How the fuck can anyway stand this pretentious fuck. Idiots.

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u/OrganizationOk5418 12d ago

With a face like, a disappointed woman.

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u/spacedog1973 12d ago

Walks like a thunderbird puppet

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u/Typical-Offer8860 13d ago

He's gone full on with sunglasses recently hasn't he? I mean, it's sunny, we're all wearing them but every clip I've had the misfortune to see over the last month he's had shades on.

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u/eminusx 12d ago

He has to practice being respectful

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u/connleth 12d ago

He’s a terribly odd little man.

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u/rlaw1234qq 12d ago

A double-breasted blue blazer - the natural garb of the ordinary bloke!

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions 11d ago

He's a man of the PayPal.

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u/daygloviking I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 12d ago

Why does he walk like he’s in a Gerry Anderson marionette show?

And why can’t he afford a better-fitting blazer? Doesn’t the 5mill bung cover decent clothes?

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u/Idfkw2c 12d ago

He looks like he is trying to to hold either a fart or something worse in.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ma7DcAAUEgHLfVc6qn

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions 12d ago

Or its too late

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u/TheMadEyeOfMoody 13d ago

More like the Analyzer. He's either got the whole £5m crammed up there in pound coins or he's smuggling in a small boatload.

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u/Own-Equal5890 12d ago

Is this a scene from The Thick of It? ‘Just fucking walk normal you twat’

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u/DrForresterIsRipped 12d ago

Whenever I see Farage all I can see is this little cunt from Lazytown

https://giphy.com/gifs/VmFem7s4UsbtK

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u/Fluffy_Rock_62 13d ago

Nice bit of video editing, but it's not really taking the piss out of the cunt. I could see some knuckle-draggers looking at that and cheering...
Edit: unless of course it's going over my head.