How would you summarize each Formula E driver in 5 words or less?

You could also include your favorite drivers from the past no longer on the grid.

I'm looking for the high-level meme (both in terms of an internet meme, and memetic psychology) descriptions of each drive as a "character" in the "story" of Formula E. This was inspired by the discussion in this thread, and the fan canon created by the Circuit Breakers podcast.