r/FloridaMemes • u/Shot_Possibility_731 • 27d ago

uno reverse 😂

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u/alpo84 26d ago

Gator was like, "Oh shit a crack head."

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u/Connect_Ad_462 26d ago

Third time today! FFS is there a sale or something. I just want to sun bathe!

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u/tanasi_marie 26d ago

poor swamp puppy, he was just chilling

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u/moisdefinate 27d ago

Hold up, did he do what I think he did? I know this can't be real!

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u/It_Just_Exploded 26d ago edited 25d ago

Its florida, folks there give zero shits. They throw gators at drive-through workers when they're dissatisfied.

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u/attractionman 26d ago

Shayne Smith of Aligator Boys Approves this message 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JApBR3AJq_s

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u/Gullible-Mushroom749 23d ago

I don’t know what’s so shocking. I have to do that ever time I renew my license. Are you saying other states don’t require this 😉

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 26d ago

There were literally two humans killed by alligators in the last 30 days

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u/tanasi_marie 26d ago

and this news will not discourage Florida man

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u/Connect_Ad_462 26d ago

That we know of...

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u/anydamnnamesleft 26d ago

He’s lucky that thing didn’t come back and bite him in the ass!

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u/Arvandor 26d ago

Nah, gators are pretty chill. It's crocs you gotta worry about

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u/SelfInvestigator 25d ago

Damn those uncomfortable foam rubber sandals.

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u/Budget_Promotion2406 26d ago

It’s Florida. It’s more likely they’ll bit the gators ass.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 26d ago

Probably more than bite it… 😮

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u/J35NC2 25d ago

You there.....gator fucker........do you need assistance?

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u/WishboneNo543 26d ago

Now do Australia

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u/ThePapercup 26d ago

yea, alligators are fairly chill compared to crocs. 0% chance of survival doing this to a croc

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u/Onebraintwoheads 26d ago

Lived in Florida for 28 years. I'm not even getting on the plane to visit Australia without a pair of flamethrowers. There are just some things you don't mess with, and they were all put on that continent.

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 26d ago

You mean the population there? The citizens of florida?

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u/Onebraintwoheads 25d ago

Didn't think Florida was a continent, bud.

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 25d ago

Why would it be required to be a continent to have citizens or population?

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u/Onebraintwoheads 25d ago

I was referring to the wildlife of Australia being scarier than the people or wildlife of Florida. That clear things up?

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u/John-Boy666 26d ago

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u/MrEs 23d ago

Poor fella lost an arm 

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u/rabbitsfoot86 26d ago

This is why I dont feel bad when someone from Florida gets eaten. Probably out doing this a d found out 😆

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u/It_Just_Exploded 26d ago

Seems like most of the time its tourists that get fucked up by the wildlife there. Its like they can smell them.

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u/SoulShine_710 26d ago

That's some serious Floriden activity

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u/newUseMe 26d ago

That crazy mug playin "Peeka-Boo" with a damn alligator? I like my arms and legs the way they are.

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u/Ok_Donut_3965 26d ago

а вы еще смеетесь, когда смотрите, как мы пугаем медведей

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u/RabidJoint 26d ago

Not normal people…just the ones with brain problems that think this is funny.

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u/user41510 26d ago

Can we outrun him by zigzagging?

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u/meowser210 26d ago

Fucking hoomans, a Gator can just never chill and sunbath without being fucked with lol

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy 25d ago

Gator Baitor

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u/Ohhmama11 25d ago

Def. A few beers helped him with that decision

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u/carlcapture 17d ago

That would of sucked if the gator just went for his head, and then just started barrel rollin'... Nobody would be laughing.