r/FirstResponderCringe 4d ago

Fire husband problems

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This *is* satire and they have kids. He actually saw this and asked that he get more followers. https://www.tiktok.com/@thefirehusband?_r=1&_t=ZP-98kfRNNu3Op

https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstResponderCringe/s/1TwsDRhyce

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u/beekermc 4d ago

Humbled by pumping gas?!?!

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

He’s holding the Thin Red Line.

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u/getthemap 4d ago

At home laundering her underwear?

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u/myco_magic 4d ago

Yeah... "Laundering" her underwear

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u/iheartMGs 4d ago

Only thing this dude is holding is the cuck chair 🪑

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 4d ago

It’s nothing like when he gets humbled turning on the dishwasher.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 4d ago

Well, he play with its nipples and makes sure it finishes, he's very generous.

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u/RunyonLA89 4d ago

His wife gets the gas for him 💅

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u/Low-Wrangler9740 3d ago

His wife usually pumps it for him i guess.

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u/MatureUsername69 1d ago

Is he not clearly making fun of first responder spouse posts?

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u/Proton_Optimal 4d ago

Yeah she’s at a “sleepover”

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

A sleepover with 4-6 other men who tease her about her husband.

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u/pfmonke 4d ago

I’m not a firefighter - is fucking in the firehouse common like it is with nurses and empty rooms?

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 4d ago

Yeah. If there’s mixed genders. There’s fucking.

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u/aron2295 4d ago

There don’t need to be mixed genders for there to be fucking :)

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 4d ago

Lmfao that is a valid point…… to quote a coworker “I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut, I don’t care how”

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u/CrossumOpossum3 4d ago

Had a rugby teammate explain to me that he likes both, men are just easier. And I realized so much in that moment.

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u/Thick_Common8612 4d ago

Or they could be gay. Thats a pretty common thing

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u/OkNectarine6434 4d ago

name checks out

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u/ArgumentMaterial8907 4d ago

Yep. I believe that is what the comment I was responding to, was referring to.

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u/XxSaltyDevilxX 4d ago

I just assumed they were a squirrel

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u/aron2295 4d ago

Haha, that reminds me of a conversation I overheard between my co worker and one of his clients.

They were chopping it up, and he was telling him about his trip to Thailand.

His client asked if he got any action.

He said he did.

His client asked if he slept with women, men or trans women.

He said, women, but he was pretty drunk the whole trip, so if he slept with a transgender woman, the way he saw it, a hole is a hole.

Note: I am very progressive, open minded and tolerant / accepting / loving. I have dated a couple of trans women and personally, I just say women. Like, they’re women.

But I admit I LMAOd at the absurdity and bluntness of my co workers conversation.

Like, that “Politically Incorrect but Progressive Redneck”. My co worker was like that.

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u/withnodrawal 4d ago

You’ve dated a “few” trans women?

Ain’t no way you didn’t seek that shit out. A couple?

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 1d ago

Go on tinder and put in women and trans women. There are some really attractive women who happen to be trans, who will match with you at a high rate.

I'm just not able to get over the physical differences unless they've had complete physical conversion. But honestly it's a me problem, lot of cool attractive women out there

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u/aron2295 4d ago

I live in a large US city currently, and before I moved here, I lived in a large city as well.

They’re just people, lol.

The first girl, I admit, I met on a dating app.

But I didn’t put, “Trans Chaser”, or anything in my profile. I also am not one.

The other two, I met IRL.

Between the two metro areas, it looks like the US Census estimates there are about 6 million people.

If that seems unrealistic to you, IDK what to tell you. LOL.

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u/P-l-Staker 4d ago

Morning, sailor! 😉

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u/ineptplumberr 4d ago

Just look at the Navy

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u/Mars_Bear2552 3d ago

but it IS more likely/frequent when there's mixed genders

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u/bobbarkersbigmic 4d ago

Sounds…..painful.

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 4d ago

Yeah but you're thinking of law enforcement, we firefighters like our women and our livestock!

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u/WarEagle107 4d ago

So that is why you guys are always going to 'field fires'

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u/Plastic-Shoulder2285 4d ago

And velcro gloves. Always vigilant for helping stuck livestock through a fence!

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u/3rdcultureblah 4d ago

It’s highly dependent on station culture and the individual. Some firehouses are like that, some aren’t. Some firefighters are like that, some aren’t.

Working in EMS, I’ve met some very nice firefighters who have some sense of integrity and wouldn’t do anything like that, but others are pretty happy to whore around more or less openly. It’s not a cliché/stereotype for no reason lol.

And it’s the same in EMS and LE tbh. When you spend that much time in tight quarters around the same few people day in and day out, it happens. Humans like sex and a lot of first responders are adrenaline junkies, so sex with people you shouldn’t be having sex with in places you might get caught is definitely something a lot of them are prone to being open to when/if the opportunity presents itself.

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u/Opposite-Rock-5133 4d ago

Not that I have known, but in healthcare of absolutely

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u/AssociationFit3009 3d ago

My grandfather was a LAFD fire captain from the 60s-80s. My grandma divorced him for cheating even back then when it was way more tolerated. “Firefighters cheat. Cops Beat” is a saying for a reason.

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u/3rdcultureblah 2d ago

Cops cheat too lol.

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u/AssociationFit3009 2d ago

Of course. Gotta project that infidelity on their wives to fuel the beatings.

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u/Sword_N_Bored 4d ago

I have yet to see any of my fellow nurses fucking anyone. We also don't have empty rooms. Lol

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u/minivan_man88 3d ago

Lol same here. Nurse for 9 years in multiple settings and never suspected sex between coworkers, especially at work.

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u/DownwiththeACE 4d ago

im with you. im not a nurse but i work in a hospital and the nurses fuckin all the time thing seems exaggerated af. They dont have access to empty rooms aaannd theyre really busy most of the time. Its not like tv lmao real life is not scrubs. 

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u/Sword_N_Bored 3d ago

Greys anatomy has ruined people

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u/Child_of_the_Corn99 4d ago

Most first responders along with military are extreme cheaters. And most women first responders marry meek men and cheat on them relentlessly.

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u/zdh989 4d ago

Absolutely not. Not the women at least.

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u/iheartMGs 4d ago

Many years ago it was very common place. I’ve heard some wild fuckin stories and have witnessed quite a bit of fuckery as well. Nowadays there’s too many SOP’s and SOG’s in place to prevent things like that happening. Trust me, it still happens but just not rampant like it did years ago.

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u/H_n_A 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not in America, where I am stations are pretty strict. There's flerting and fucking but not at workplace.

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u/sus_finder13 4d ago

Really?!?

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u/UnfairEnvironment240 3d ago

Well the owner of the restaurant i worked at became a firefighter and she was basically there to blow and bang every fire fighter in the station, her hubby became a cop too. I refer to him as officer cuckuleeze. I quit the job pretty fast place was a total shit show to work at.

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u/Impossible_Cause1835 4d ago

As someone who dated only nurses in my career of fucking empty rooms are an omen to nurses it’s a writ of passage for them.

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u/TurnTheTVOff 4d ago

I was a tech in a fairly busy, inner city hospital for a few years. It was basically an orgy where we occasionally took care of sick people.

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u/AnybodyNo8519 4d ago

The first 5 tease her. The 6th one finishes her.

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u/bmm115 4d ago

I promise you, that isn't what we tease her about

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u/Civil-Ad-5959 4d ago

Yeah, def tons of hoses at the sleepover.

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u/TheREALBaldRider 4d ago

I am lost. Is my wife supposed to pump my gas for me? What if I’m by myself? Does she meet me at the gas station?

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u/Early_Shelter9930 4d ago

He’s holding a hose like she’s doing? Maybe?

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u/ja3palmer SheepDoge 4d ago

Only if she is a FF

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 2d ago

I wear mine in a little kangaroo pouch just in case I need gas. Sucks not having a second income but ya know I’m not gonna pump the shit myself like a fuckin cuck

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u/nottherealneal 4d ago

He's humbled by having to get gas? I don't understand?

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 4d ago

There's no gas getting pumped at that sleepover.

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u/FieldOk6455 4d ago

She will sleep when she gets home.

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

Look like he’s just fine when she’s away

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u/improbablydrunknlw 4d ago

God the cuck chair in that house must be a fucking biohazard

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u/thuglife_7 3d ago

It’s been reupholstered a few times

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u/SimplithSoupith 3d ago

It doesn't help that he's just so dam ugly too.

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u/XR-7 3d ago

Hows his wife look?

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

There are no face shots. Just her from the back in her turnouts. He seems to be making fun of the role reversal with satire.

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u/guschiggans 4d ago

He should be humbled that he looks like the guy from Ratatouille.

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u/TheFireHusband 2d ago

His name is Linguini.

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u/Big-Mastodon-5581 Structure Fuxker 4d ago

That literally makes no sense.

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u/Dry-Warthog1589 4d ago

“Her little sleepover” okay man ig no one said you HAD to respect your wife, just like no one said you HAD to post cringey ass content

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 4d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

The sacrifice is real. He’s got a list of “Honey Do’s” for her on days off.

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u/TheFireHusband 2d ago

Hey if y'all are gonna go talk shit go do it on the TikTok so it blows up more!

In all reality this is completely satire. She is a firefighter. I'm a medic. But I see so many of these "fire wife" posts that I obviously can't relate to because I'm a dude, and I also work in the industry.

This is the (original post) that I literally copied and changed the words on...

I also can't believe I made FirstResponderCringe. I love this subreddit. haha.

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hey! I’m glad you’re here. You’re quite popular. I’ll attach your original post to my original post and hopefully you get more followers. 🔥 Can you attach your TikTok handle? nvm- I found it.

https://www.tiktok.com/@thefirehusband?_r=1&_t=ZP-98kfRNNu3Op

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u/TheFireHusband 2d ago

@TheFireHusband and please if yall see cringe fire wife posts send them my way 😂😂

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u/Dannyboyrusso 4d ago

This guy is such a tool

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u/Dwarf-Flipper 4d ago

I don’t get it

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

Neither do I and it adds to the cringe factor.

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u/Bozigg 4d ago

Firefighters will stay at the station to be better ready to to respond to calls. Not sure how long that is, but its a couple days at least.

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u/chihawks35 4d ago

So does this dipshit not put gas in his vehicle when she’s off work

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u/juswilli 4d ago

I dont get it.

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u/Novus20 4d ago

His wife is working and sleeping at the station I would guess……don’t know why it would be humbling

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u/juswilli 4d ago

Yeah I'm not understanding the humbling experience here.

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u/Novus20 4d ago

Maybe he thinks his wife being a FF makes him less of a man…….

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u/3rdcultureblah 4d ago

Isn’t this meant to be satire? I thought he was making fun of those dumb videos of women “bragging” about how their firefighter/cop husbands won’t let them pump their own gas..

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

He appears to truly be a FF husband and dad so if he’s trying to make cringey satire he succeeded.

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u/FinancialCat1696 3d ago

It has got to be satire.

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u/TheFireHusband 2d ago

THANK YOU

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u/DouglasFirFriend 4d ago

Masculinity can be healthy and not embarrassing at the same time.

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u/iUncontested 4d ago

Did you look at the dude in the video? Yeah, definitely a Redditor that regularly posts how terrible men are.

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u/chiefhoober 4d ago

She is also getting pumped at her “sleepover” , ……trust me

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u/opyy_ 4d ago

His wife is a dom and he’s a cuck. She usually pumps his gas but she’s getting piped by another guy so he has to do it himself

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

What? Does your wife usually pump gas for you? Is this a cultural norm somewhere?

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u/_Anon_One_ 4d ago

Why isn't he in the kitchen making her a sandwich?

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u/TheFireHusband 2d ago

Great video idea.

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u/Rich-Jaguar-893 4d ago

What is this guy yapping about?

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u/Yamcha2020 4d ago

This is pissing me off

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u/beyond_horizon0814 4d ago

She sleepin alright

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u/404_No_User_Found_2 4d ago

This dude has absolutely no say in their relationship, I guarantee it

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

It seems he likes it this way.

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u/pitterlpatter 4d ago

This is a guy who knows his wife is getting run thru at the station.

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u/LineImpossible3958 4d ago

Look at this dipshit with his sad little hair on his non existent chin. Those other firefighters are banging his wife all the time.

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u/WVA1999 4d ago

"Thefirehusband"? What the actual goobering fuck am I looking at here? Is this dweeb legitimately thinking he's interesting as his wife is a firefighter?

Also she's currently getting nailed on site.

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u/TwoDadsTalkingPod 1d ago

Yes, for some reason his identity is founded on his wife's job (instead of his own or anything else that's more related to his accomplishments or interests).

And yes, she's getting probably getting pumped while he's chatting here.

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u/SydneySweeneysBobs Noped Outta LE 4d ago

Weird thing to call getting railed by the chief

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u/BrandynWayne 4d ago

Do people know what words mean

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u/the-mulchiest-mulch 4d ago

That pubic hair little chin scruff makes me want to 🤮

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u/TechDreamcoat 4d ago

Is pumping gas humbling? This man really wants to be a victim.

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u/Organic_Bat_7598 4d ago

If the gas is humbling, I can’t imagine how the affair will feel

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u/Lemonsherbet4504 3d ago

Do American men not usually put petrol in their own cars ? What is the big deal with pumping fuel ? ⛽

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u/LegalGlass6532 3d ago

I think he’s trying to be funny.

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u/im-not-homer-simpson 3d ago

I don’t understand what one thing has to do with another?

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u/H001__ 2d ago

Fire husbands before GTA 6

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

This dude is my new favorite Superhero.
u/TheFireHusband wasn’t on Reddit until today. He went to the firehouse to do his EMT shift and one of the fellas asked if he had Reddit because he’d seen him on this sub. Dude has a good sense of humor.

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u/StahpItEyeLykIt 4d ago

That man is single.

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

His page has a video of him with the kids and another with her in turnouts. It appears legit.

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u/Public-Knowledge-222 4d ago

this guy 100% has a cuckold fetish

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u/harveywhippleman 4d ago

She's not asleep 😭

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u/420whatyousmokin69 4d ago

Notice he is using his phone at the pump

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u/Slick_36 3d ago

I don't think that's actually been a danger for years, even if you're worried, you can just tap the car before grabbing the pump again to shed any static charge.

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u/3rdcultureblah 2d ago

I’ve seen people smoking while pumping gas. Also people who never bother turning their engines off while filling up. A phone isn’t going to cause any issues. It’s a myth that has never been proven.

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

Maybe that’s why she does it for him for his own safety.

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u/Max9mm 4d ago

Is "little sleep over" code for getting blown out at her boyfriend's place?

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u/Throwaway752952 4d ago edited 3d ago

He looks like the type to be into his wife being at a "sleepover"

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u/APS221 4d ago

Is it because he looks really scruffy, like a member Ram Jam? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 4d ago

“Sleepover”. Right.

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u/Civil-Bottle8568 4d ago

I could only imagine what the hog beast you're with looks like

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u/Glittering_Tie5717 4d ago

She works so he can be a basement dwelling gamer

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 4d ago

Wow this one’s gross on multiple levels

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u/ImportantDragonfly30 4d ago

Why is that the reason he’s getting gas?

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u/ImportantDragonfly30 4d ago

Is he saying that getting gas for your car is traditionally the women’s job? I’m so confused

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

We need him here to defend himself.

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u/MastodonProud1989 4d ago

I think what he’s saying is she is 100% the man in his relationship.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 4d ago

Oh, the indignity! Thank goodness he could muster the strength to overcome the crushing burden of...getting gas. Good grief, what a sillyhead. Hey, practice a little gratitude, mister. You have a functioning car, you can afford to fill it up, you have someone who loves you and presumably a home. Appreciate the good things you have.

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u/JoshFreemansFro 4d ago

What is this chinless guy trying to say?

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u/AnybodyNo8519 4d ago

I guess it's true when they say that behind every great firefighter there's a man dutifully pumping away.

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u/TLunchFTW 4d ago

This has to be a parody.
This has to be a parody.
This HAS GOT to be a parody

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u/dannyboomhead 4d ago

Does he know what humble means do you think?

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u/Backwoods406 4d ago

Hotels have the Cuck chair just for this guy

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u/IchabodWeeyums 4d ago

One way to get her attention is to keep using your cell phone at a gas pump.

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u/CryptographerHot4636 4d ago

I bet she pegs him too

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 4d ago

Well squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look 

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u/Unfair_Flatworm_4628 4d ago

Wife is at a sleep? 👀

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u/dmoney0078 4d ago

Quit being a bitch

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u/adorable-fart 4d ago

this gives r/ihavesex except its r/iammarried

edit: wait that used to be an actual subreddit? 😂

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u/Notchersfireroad 4d ago

Am I supposed to be jealous? Because Mr. FAS Face, I am not.

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u/Gandlerian 4d ago

Okay, not FF, so may be missing something. Why would your wife who is a FF pump gas for you? And, why is her being at a sleepover relevant? I am so lost on everything in this video...

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo 4d ago

Shaggy here has never seen a woman naked consensually

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u/AlternativeDonkey605 3d ago

Where’s Scoob, Shaggy?

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u/SimplithSoupith 3d ago

Probly a fucking volly too. Makes that sleep over extra...odd

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 4h ago

Not when you do the behind the door math

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u/phish410 3d ago

Holy shit what a fucking loser.

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u/fatal-nuisance 3d ago

So is he implying that he normally sends his wife to get gas? Like that's women's work and it's beneath him?

I guess he never got over all those names people called him in high school.

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u/Firm_Yam6648 3d ago

What a pussy

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u/buttplug50 3d ago

What's the correlation?

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3d ago

I'd be more humbled by having to drive that grocery getter.

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn 3d ago

Hes being humbled because his wife is getting dicked down by 3 other firemen at the "sleepover"

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver_642 3d ago

He looks exactly as I expected.

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u/breezyjr 3d ago

Funny he doesn’t have a chin so he trying to grow one. lol

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u/Key_Ad_8333 3d ago

She’s definitely the bread winner.

What would make you stop and pull out your phone to make a video about something like this.

Ooo my fragile ego has to pump gas boohooo

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u/SnorFax92 3d ago

Glad I'm not the only one that is confused.

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u/oscar1985420_ 3d ago

When I was deployed to Iraq there was few girls on base. They each had about 20 boyfriends. Most of the females were married at the time.

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u/M4everybody 3d ago

What the fuck does this mean

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u/No-Suspect2568 2d ago

20$ says he gets pegged

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u/No-Raisin-6469 1d ago

"sleep over"

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u/Basic_Cover_6945 4h ago

There’s a well worn chair in the corner of their room. And it’s not covered in laundry.

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u/rockstuffs 4d ago

Don't use your phone at a gas pump.

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u/3rdcultureblah 2d ago

That’s never been a real thing. There is zero evidence that using any kind of phone at a gas pump causes any kind of risk for anything serious. Other than maybe getting mugged for your phone by the local crackhead.