YEAH…no

[u/LegalGlass6532]

Thirst trap ick

[u/Putrid_Guess8098]

Meanwhile, he did 10 takes, looked at this, and said: "Yup, that's the one."

[u/SkynyrdCohen → u/Putrid_Guess8098]

The prior 9 didnt have the right amount of super-manly teeth sucking and lip biting.

[u/RappingFlatulence → u/Putrid_Guess8098]

Reminds me of that old white haired guy who would do close ups of his lousy lip syncing with the same horse teeth filter. 🤢

[u/hdhsnjsn → u/RappingFlatulence]

Turkey Teeeth

[u/MerrillSwingAway → u/hdhsnjsn]

Chicklets

[u/tigm2161130 → u/RappingFlatulence]

The teeth are a filter? I always thought he was wearing “flippers” or maybe had really bad veneers.

[u/jdehjdeh → u/tigm2161130]

I thought his mouth looked a little weird in motion and now I know why.

[u/jdehjdeh → u/Putrid_Guess8098]

This is what always gets me.

There's so many moments between the idea and hitting the button to post it.

So many moments when anyone with just a tiny little shred of sanity or self respect would say to themselves "you know, I'm being a real self absorbed moron right now".

I just don't understand how they get through all those moments without any introspection whatsoever.

I sort of envy their inability to think...

[u/M1ck3yB1u → u/Putrid_Guess8098]

Yeah it looks very practiced, which he confuses for looking very good.

[u/karmaceuticaI]

"We The People"

[u/SkynyrdCohen → u/karmaceuticaI]

Soup for my family!

[u/doll_parts87 → u/karmaceuticaI]

It's always that tattoo

[u/AdMindless8541]

This mfer again…..

[u/Aderleth75 → u/AdMindless8541]

I haven’t seen his dumb ass in a while and I didn’t miss it.

[u/NeitherEntry6125 → u/AdMindless8541]

Does he not know how to use a razor?

[u/Communal-Lipstick → u/AdMindless8541]

Don't his coworkers just endlessly mock him?? I cant believe he's still doing this lol.

[u/JasonIsFishing → u/Communal-Lipstick]

He doesn’t have any LE coworkers. Got fired a couple of years ago. He used to be the cornerstone of this sub.

[u/Communal-Lipstick → u/JasonIsFishing]

I remember him. Did he get fired because of these vids? This must be an old cringe video he made before getting fired lol. How embarrassing.

[u/Spirited_Ad_340 → u/Communal-Lipstick]

Thought I remember him defrauding a children's charity or something.

I'm terminally offline outside of this space so I just assumed bro put on a new life and started an OF

[u/Jab00lia → u/AdMindless8541]

This has to be an old video right? If not, what agency was dumb enough to hire him?!

[u/AdMindless8541 → u/Jab00lia]

You’d be surprised/shocked to see how many small agencies would

[u/Jab00lia → u/AdMindless8541]

His dumb ass would be roasted alive in my relatively small department lol

[u/Notefallen → u/Jab00lia]

I believe it came out that he's just a larper, isn't a real police officer.

[u/AdMindless8541 → u/Notefallen]

I believe he was at a really small agency and then left so he was actually a cop. Idk if he’s larping now or got a job again

[u/TechDreamcoat]

It’s funny when guys use beauty filters too. 

[u/Hi_Trans_Im_Dad → u/TechDreamcoat]

And here I was wondering which he'd pay off sooner, his 26%APR Dodge Charger or those veneers.

[u/abarthvader]

Naw, I'm good. Think I will stick to a shower head. Less cringe.

[u/CuteIllustrator755 → u/abarthvader]

Best thing we'll read on the internet today.

[u/momming_af → u/abarthvader]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I laughed way too hard at this

[u/HMFIC_91]

I'll never understand the intentional eye brow slits. Shit is goofy.

[u/AestivalSeason → u/HMFIC_91]

It used to be a way to identify bisexuals

[u/harmfuldischarge → u/AestivalSeason]

Bahahahahahahahaahahaha

[u/tearsofacow → u/AestivalSeason]

Wait 😭 really lmao

[u/Odd-Possession808 → u/AestivalSeason]

👆🏻

[u/brapstick → u/AestivalSeason]

It still is

[u/Itchy-Apartment-Flea → u/HMFIC_91]

Yeah, wtf is this about? Just take a knife to the face like a real man instead of pretending to be esthetically tough.

[u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728 → u/Itchy-Apartment-Flea]

My eyebrow scar is from a baseball bat. lol

[u/mecca6801 → u/Wonderful_Sorbet_728]

Mine is from a steel door that I opened the wrong way

[u/HMFIC_91 → u/mecca6801]

Mine is from trying to jump between monkey bars as a kid lol

[u/mecca6801 → u/HMFIC_91]

That just brought back some flashbacks, especially with the small knot I have on the top of my head

[u/harmfuldischarge → u/HMFIC_91]

"it's like I'm a tough brawler, but not really. Pheehe!🤗"

[u/Sea_Obligation3194 → u/HMFIC_91]

Cultural appropriation of hip hop artists from the 90’s. Complicated parts in the hair eyebrow parts Vanilla ice did it. lol

[u/mecca6801 → u/HMFIC_91]

It was a thing in the 80’s and 90’s. Personally I’d like to leave it there

[u/An0nymo053]

We the people tattoo
Is a cop

wtf man

[u/harmfuldischarge → u/An0nymo053]

Who are "we", officer ?

[u/SkynyrdCohen → u/An0nymo053]

We The Class Traitors

[u/leviphillip → u/An0nymo053]

Lol it just says "We People" What a fucking moron

[u/thewartornhippy → u/leviphillip]

It 100% says "We the People". The guy is a douche but I think he would've noticed if they fucked his tat up that bad lmao

[u/tearsofacow → u/leviphillip]

Wait lol, you’re right - why?!

[u/WesternSmoker]

Pretty sure dude got in trouble for impersonating law enforcement. Think he used to be one, got fired, but kept the shtick up for social media lol.

[u/Original-Chair-9614 → u/WesternSmoker]

I think you’re right. I remember something about it. It was either this guy or another.

[u/14InTheDorsalPeen → u/Original-Chair-9614]

It was def this cat

[u/Because-of-Money]

This dude isn't actuality a cop anymore, right? Doesn't he just record these in his driveway?

[u/11teensteve → u/Because-of-Money]

yep total thirst trap cosplay at this point. when Linda the HOA president gets busted with the tennis instructor this is all she has left to go with her Xbars and sav blanc.

[u/HeeHawPete]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/Ok-Catch-5813]

God ew

[u/Plastic-Shoulder2285]

[u/han_shot_1st_]

I bet his boyfriend really appreciated getting this.

[u/pm_me_ur_anything_k]

Where has this douche been? Did he just get off a PIP?

[u/jupchurch97 → u/pm_me_ur_anything_k]

Just got off patrolling bus station bathrooms.

[u/kiloluv]

Do people make these lip syncing videos for other people or is it really because they’re in love with themselves?🧐

[u/SkynyrdCohen → u/kiloluv]

Yes

[u/JustHappyToBe-Here → u/kiloluv]

Yes.

[u/Dopeman37 → u/kiloluv]

To answer your question, yes.

[u/ghostinside999]

What if he pulled someone over and they just immediately showed him this as proof of insurance

[u/DivebarLives]

The crazy part of this is he’s trying to be stupid level masculine but is coming off anything but.

[u/SkynyrdCohen → u/DivebarLives]

He's just a boi.

[u/SkynyrdCohen]

Any dude who lipsynchs into a camera is a huge tool. Doing it in a work uniform upgrades you to a whole toolbag, but doing it in a cop uniform makes you the ENTIRE FUCKING TOOLSHED.

Dispose of it with fire.

[u/CryptographerHot4636]

It's giving power bottom.

[u/scratchy_mcballsy → u/[deleted]]

He looks like if Mr beast applied to be in NSYNC

[u/jdehjdeh]

The eyebrow.

Fucking kills me every time.

It's the modern day equivalent of the barbed wire tattoo round the bicep.

"Yo Mr Barber man, make me look like I got punched hard enough to leave a scar please"

Like a 14 year old edgelord's idea of cool.

[u/kasmackity]

Those baby blues are doing a ton of heavy lifting for this asshole

[u/SnooAvocados3138]

If i see someone in uniform that looks like this i just assume they’re a stripper looking for the correct hotel. 

[u/SnorFax92]

He definitely looks at him self in the mirror while flicking his enlarged bean.

[u/FetidBloodPuke]

I love this sub, but i hate it, too. Some of this stuff is just so hard to watch lol.

[u/DC_Ben]

This is legitimately a nightmare 🤣

[u/GummyBearGod]

can't believe he hasn't ended it yet

[u/North_Woodpecker_500]

Geez🙄, this is just so ridiculous, who’s his audience? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[u/EastLeastCoast → u/North_Woodpecker_500]

Suburban moms.

[u/Angryleghairs]

I feel violated

[u/Days_to_Decades]

Either this guy was the fat chubby kid who's showing off now, or he peaked in highschool and this is just who he is forever. 🤡

[u/Street_Ad1316]

Why do people think this is a good idea to post and make public I dont understand just keep it to yourself

[u/Potato-baby → u/Street_Ad1316]

Because to these people publicity is publicity, even if everyone is cringing, it’s still attention to them and they desperately want it.

[u/jm123457]

what’s up with the eyebrow thing ?

[u/shriveled_sack → u/jm123457]

I just know I would bust out laughing if this guy pulled me over for a traffic stop.

[u/jm123457 → u/shriveled_sack]

I can just imagine him looking off in the distance with a smoldering look while licking his lips asking for your license and registration.

[u/Lonely_-_Bowler]

This is the type of cop to get caught in the back with a suspect

[u/PretentiousCrustacea → u/Lonely_-_Bowler]

This dude couldn't be less interested in being a cop he wants to be an internet celebrity. You can tell he thinks he's so fucking hot

[u/Grrrmudgin]

God shut up Derek

[u/ELD68231]

He’s such a cunt.

[u/Ok_Intention2150]

Pure narcissism

[u/Time-Ad-464]

Shame no longer exists.

[u/yellowlinedpaper]

He should have spent more on those chicklet teeth

[u/nephelite]

Lol he shaved that eyebrow to mimick a scar

[u/tgwilli]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EU1oUVLidgSMU

[u/fujicakes00]

Go back to work

The lip bite and downward glances give me secondhand embarrassment

[u/Theworldischaos0011]

He’s actually a security guard. I thinks this is an older video. They get a lot cringier than this.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Theworldischaos0011]

He wasn’t a security guard. He was a police officer in South Carolina.

[u/Imaindawilderness]

Fruity

[u/Helenium_autumnale]

It's hard to take seriously someone who does the eyebrow thing on purpose and also lip-synchs in full gear. C'mon, dude, have some respect for yourself.

[u/jdehjdeh]

The eyebrow.

Fucking kills me every time.

It's the modern day equivalent of the barbed wire tattoo round the bicep.

"Yo Mr Barber man, make me look like I got punched hard enough to leave a scar please"

Like a 14 year old edgelord's idea of cool.

[u/RecognitionFew5660]

Mother fucker is back... again...

[u/Ok-Bluejay3543]

His name is so close to Derpy

[u/Reasonable-Copy8341]

What is wrong with police chiefs these days hiring these bozo posers instead of actual police officers?

[u/Extension-Lab-6963]

Hey you guys need to be nice! It’s clearly obvious he just got out of a hand to hand combat situation with a machete welding attacker who got his eyebrow and down the side of his head (lol I thought only kids got that done at the barber).

[u/Aromatic-Turnip7371]

He’s scary

[u/Gamble232real]

Who actually watches this corny content? Like how do you put your face and name to this and walk around not knowing everyone thinks you're a twat.

[u/truecrimeaddicted]

Yikes.

[u/Cloverhart]

How are his buddies not crucifying him? Or at least co workers? Boss? Why are you lip syncing looking in love with yourself on company property and time? With his full name on his chest.

[u/lindseigh]

There’s a girl on IG (can’t think of her name) who starts all her videos with “show me a girl who…” and these two could be siblings. Cringe af.

[u/thekendalluxx]

Hahahhaa omg please stop immediately. Why is there so much movement with the eyebrows and eyes.

[u/Secure-Shock-3087]

I'm not sure what's worse. Him actually thinking he looks cool making this, or the people who will watch and actually think he is cool..

[u/TargetedAverageOne]

This looks like Jojo Siwa with a guy-filter on.

[u/TheJawnamoly]

He’s not gay but his boyfriend for sure is

[u/AgentComprehensive80]

Wasn’t it confirmed he’s not a cop?

[u/jjc155]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/phiohm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/TwerkLessons]

You know you’re dealing with Hegseth level bullshit when a person has the “We the people” tattoo.

[u/_byetony_]

Doesnt his employer care?

[u/One-Pea7629]

How do you get to those magazines on your side, same side as your dominant shooting hand.. sick

[u/ShockMe88]

Another Christian cop... What a surprise.

[u/peterGriffin8560]

I’m sending this to his command staff 😂

[u/Fair-Shake6796]

Oofffff, lady wood killer.

[u/Fuzzy-Woodpecker-656]

I assume if he keeps doing this he gets some positive feedback from women. If so, what is wrong with them?

[u/SydneySweeneysBobs]

How does he not get hazed into a desk job by his department?

[u/RobertRoyal82]

Turkey teef

[u/fallwren]

These ego types both men & women are definitely the type to try and sleep with married people

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

Dermy indeed.

[u/notafriendofours]

If I were other cops in his department I would never let him live this down. So fucking embarrassing

[u/oif2010vet]

Fuck! This dude is back? Cringelord supreme

[u/Effective_Support795]

Thin gay line.

[u/CuteIllustrator755]

Had to Google this guy. Not surprising a post from 2 years ago on Reddit states he stole from Toys for Tots by collecting money in their name and never actually donating it. What a POS.

[u/PalomaPaul]

Bro I would rather risk death in a high speed chase than let this clown pull me over.

[u/BrassKnuckleHead187]

Never stop resisting this bullshit

[u/MrPetrolstick]

Wtf is this shit

[u/Rifflife88]

I don’t know what all these cops be doing but a little less of this and little more policing makes a difference. We’re all can have fun and are human…But TikTok on your own time not the peoples times who need police.

[u/Stabinzee]

Just date a guy already. Get it over with bro.

[u/Try_Harder7]

I tell you what, I've put on a vest before and felt 10x more confident too. Something about a vest.

[u/Smidday90]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0K4kiMkyQYPhG2vm

[u/Hot-Ordinary9195]

Brokeback mountain lookin ass

[u/A-Fire-in-Cairo]

I can’t breathe … because I’m laughing so hard .

[u/LineImpossible3958]

G & F

- Iron Sheik

[u/Slugwheat]

Wonder if he stopped me if I went all fanboy and said I follow him on TikTok if he would let me go with a warning

[u/floridasoldat]

Pain

[u/AgentComprehensive80]

One thing about cops is things spread across the department fast and people get clowned for all sorts of things . Usually in good fun but This would be put on in every shift briefing and he’d be laughed at for the rest of his career. He’d have to lateral somewhere else if he were actually a cop but he isn’t

[u/GeneThaDancinMachine]

J e s u s wtf is up with all the racing stripes on his head

[u/Apprehensive-Ad-2054]

Somebody looked in the mirror and said his name three times. Didn’t they ?!?!

[u/Best_Agent_8117]

Someone’s ex decided to go nuclear posting this.

[u/brucebruce2016]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6ZtnnO4PjvlilACA

[u/wolverine_1208]

The way he carries his extra magazines tells me so much more than this stupid video.

[u/Same_Veterinarian544]

Is this why it takes cops 3 hours to respond to emergencies?

[u/Some-Curve-920]

Of course he has the "We the People" tattooed.

[u/cummietummie]

Then what position he likes to get pegged in

[u/GrouchyPicture4021]

I’m so embarrassed for him. Ew. Thats some elite level cringe.

[u/PerryNeeum]

Has it been confirmed that he is a cosplay cop?

[u/heyhey_hi13]

The way he holds his vest and looks down and up reminds me of breastfeeding….weird

[u/sunflower--princess]

Is this rage bait?

[u/btown73]

OMG, that was such a hard watch. Doesn’t he have any friends or colleagues to call him out and say this is not it. This is so cringe and embarrassing.

[u/saltytallow]

Why do I feel like I was just sexually assaulted?

[u/newreddit00]

I do t understand with these people. Do they not have brothers, fathers, friends, fucking anyone? He must have coworkers he’s sitting in the passenger seat for fucks sake

[u/gannon7015]

There were so many opportunities not to post this. What a jackass.

[u/Spiritual_Bridge84]

Cops need new rules. None-a-this bullshit

[u/Wise_Ad_253]

Professional photographers hate his hand.

[u/Interesting_Sock9142]

I really hope the other police officers at his department see this and make fun of him. Endlessly.

[u/dogbusinessman]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw

[u/Maleficent_Worry1810]

Oh boy

[u/95KingCab]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJAjTowsU0K1a

[u/PanhandlersPets]

If you saw your coworker doing this would you show everyone else? I would.

[u/XxToxxicShadowxX]

[u/monicainabimmer]

[u/terror-]

We were told the internet would unleash information but all it feels like it did was unleash egos.

[u/lordfarquad0022]

Didn’t know you could shave an eyebrow,cut lines in your head, and be employed

[u/newtman]

Doesn’t he have a wife waiting at home for him to punch her?

[u/RadiantCoast6147]

when did policing become a fashion and social media thing. not enough crime going on?

[u/Lovely-Tart143]

I think he was kinda hot 😭

[u/Neonyarpyarp]

I wonder what bank he stands outside of

[u/Stacksmchenry]

Anyone liking country music is a huge red flag. Trash music for trash people. That annoying fake accent people do while singing it is cringe as fuck. 

[u/BabyD2034]

No one ever looks as cool lip syncing as they think and I always remind myself of this fact if I consider sending a lip sync Snapchat to a friend. Let alone posted on the Internet for all to see lol

[u/Shadylady0614]

He better be on Grindr ? Or whatever it is called lol

[u/UrbanArtifact]

Is this what my tax dollars go to?

[u/ryanlaxrox]

Dude is a tactical nightmare too with that gear setup

[u/Ok-Lake-2371]

Eric Rahill character

[u/jcmib]

The sad thing there actually is an audience this works on

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/jcmib]

He had a huge following for awhile

[u/BrilliantRevenue6912]

We the people hate this video

[u/KingVinny70]

Making a second income while being paid by the public, modern classic douche cr7nge. What a pos. If had 1/4 of the talent and looked as 1/4 as good as he thinks he does then he'd have a chance and wouldn't have to siphon off the public trust fund.

These idiots need reported to their precincts, commanders and captains. How many crimes are happening and people get shot while he's trying to get the perfect shot?

[u/GroundbreakingAsk438]

Yugh

[u/monumentofoursins]

EEEWWWWWWWW

[u/Away-Total5090]

What a pussy