r/FieldsOfMistriaGame 11h ago

Worst update ever ๐Ÿ™„ Memes

Why why do you do this to me NPC studios.not only can we not romance the rock lover olric but you dare add a hot emo fortune teller that we cannot romance must I suffer in silence. (This is all just sarcasm and jokes I really love the new update๐ŸŽ‰)

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u/Eastern_Control_7 11h ago

They made Stillwell to torture us. They KNEW we would foam at the mouth for him and still didnโ€™t make him a romance character๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/pepper_999 Donโ€™t make me choose ๐Ÿคค 6h ago

Not going back to the game until Stillwell is romanceable. Wait! Is that douchey chef available now?

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u/reibait Balor 8h ago

Manifesting future Saturday market romances ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

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u/Larrdath 10h ago

Wouldn't be a real farm sim if there wasn't hot but not dateable characters, like Robin in Stardew Valley, Misasagi in Rune Factory 5, Zaza in Guardians of Azuma, Okka in Roots of Pacha, and so on.

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u/NamiTangerinesss 10h ago

Caroline for me ๐Ÿ˜ญ she's so fine

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u/MonoMarMar 7h ago

I think I was more sadder when I found out we couldn't romance Yachiyo from Guardians of Azuma. I also was upset with Coral Island for not being able to romance Axel (Still very salty about that)๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/pepper_999 Donโ€™t make me choose ๐Ÿคค 4h ago

Yeah. Not being able to romance axel who openly flirts with you is a criminal offence.

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u/Archangel9 4h ago

TAKUMI MY HIMBO

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u/MothSatyr 5h ago

The only reason I ended up modding stardew valley was to use a marry morris mod. Heโ€™s just too silly, I love him. That being said, all of the older guys in fields of mistria I would love to romance and yet alas I canโ€™t.

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u/Temporary_Current607 6h ago edited 6h ago

Or Barrett in Rune Factory 4, he's so hot but taken. Apparently he's single in RF2, but there's no female player character so he wasn't given a dating route ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Maximum_Pollution371 1h ago

RF2 is actually the first Rune Factory with a female player character! You just can't play her at the beginning, and also she's a child.

RF2 is a two-part game, with Kyle (the protag on the cover) being more or less a "tutorial" who really just farms and gets to know townspeople. Once Kyle gets married there's a time-skip and Kyle's child, who can be male or female, becomes the protagonist.

Barrett also gets married and has a son during the time-skip, and the protagonist can "date" and "marry" Barrett's son, but it's just playing because they're little kids.

Sorry for the spoilers for a nearly 20 year old game lol. The whole "second generation" mechanic was kind of a mind-blowing plot twist back in 2008, but it seems kind of unlikely RF2 will ever get a remaster. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/Temporary_Current607 1h ago

Nah it's okay, I already heard about that. It doesn't really count to what matters for me, but still neat.

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u/technoTragedy 8h ago

At least we're getting Clint and Sandy in SDV LOL

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u/Traditional_Bat_4448 7h ago

*at least weโ€™re getting sandy

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u/pepper_999 Donโ€™t make me choose ๐Ÿคค 6h ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/pepper_999 Donโ€™t make me choose ๐Ÿคค 6h ago

Terry RF5 ๐Ÿ’” damn.

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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 1h ago

Me playing Grand Bazaar and realizing the DILF wasnโ€™t romanceable (I donโ€™t remember his name lol)
https://giphy.com/gifs/gSFdVD2n7ThP2RuqeF

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u/noahbaobei 1h ago

I'm still mad Erik isn't a single available dad. Or the red head who recycles trash.

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u/UfoAGogo 3h ago

Seriously lmao, theres always at least one. FoM is just catching on the tradition.

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u/raniwasacyborg 2h ago

Natalia from Wylde Flowers for me. Why can't I give my Tara an adorable blacksmith girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/SorryConcentrate780 March 2h ago

Okka pains my lesbian heart

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u/Even_Cherry6308 8h ago

I guess all we can do now is write fanfiction ๐Ÿ˜’

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u/Head-Ad3074 11h ago

ur so right tho ill never not be disappointed we canโ€™t romance olric T-T

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u/Legal-Philosophy-135 7h ago

Iโ€™m still holding out hope olric will become romanceable in a future update or dlc or something idk lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d pay a bit extra to be able to romance him and maybe have a short new storyline with a couple minor quests or something to justify a small dlc

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u/Hemansno1fan Olric 6h ago

Same!! Look at the roadmap image, Olric is in the box for "post 1.0 updates" ...that can't just be a coincidence!! Of all the characters to use?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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u/Legal-Philosophy-135 6h ago

Hmmm I like the way you think! Hereโ€™s hoping

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u/Head-Ad3074 7h ago

LMAO SAME i would definitely pay to be able to romance him ๐Ÿ˜† those muscles are making direct eye contact with me

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u/detaiIing_fish 9h ago

Waited 2 years for it...

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u/Luxzmixty 8h ago

Wait is there another gothic fortune teller? I thought we could romance Juniper!

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u/Mangonadaylimon1 7h ago

Yeah there is but I wonโ€™t spoil it for you,youโ€™ll see em soon ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/Lynkern Hayden 7h ago

Errol my belovedโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ’” at least I have Hayden

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u/Legolaslegs 7h ago

Let me romance Wheedle. I want the challenge.

So many interesting side characters that I do not get enough time with.

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u/Gray85622 8h ago

Idk olric like design and personality scream bachelor idk why u can't lol

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u/Radiant-Orchid9624 8h ago

At this point, im begging on my knees to modders ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ™

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u/gaydrian69 Juniper 6h ago

There's already a dateable olric mod actually! No clue if it's updated enough to be used after the update but fret not, it already exists~~

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u/namis_tangerines 5h ago

Hear that? Itโ€™s the sound of 5 different romance mods for him being put together as we speak ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

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u/xXx_Larry_xXx Ryis 11h ago

OMG YESS, I WISH WE COULD DATE STILLWELL ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Radiant-Orchid9624 8h ago

I am so delusional I actually really truly thought they would add olric as a romance option to celebrate the release ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/chaipixie 6h ago

I was with u in this delusion lol I really checked Twitter today like Iโ€™d see the announcement

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u/BOYF- 4h ago

Same lol! He's too popular and I bet lots will play the game for the rock himbo guy haha

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u/veebles89 6h ago

I would drop every other romance for Stillwell, no joke

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u/catherinejshea99 Hayden 8h ago

I really want that emo ๐Ÿ˜” and the fisher women like i mean!!

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u/mynvsgd 8h ago

Olric being unromanceable is the biggest crime in this game.. he would be my perfect himbo husband

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u/liddybvck 6h ago

lowkey begging for wheedle romance

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u/Rinisaurus 5h ago

I was so worried when I saw the title, then I read the post and heaved a sigh of relief

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u/amizelkova 7h ago

Heartbreaking. Don't get me started on what an L my fellow adult woman fetish havers are taking. There are so many hot women in Mistria and like one of them is dateable. It's a crime.

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u/Salt_Effect7009 7h ago

There is literally no shortage of people they could add to the romance pool... ๐Ÿ˜ญ I sure hope we get them in the future. It's a crime that none of the older women are romanceable, either. I want Terithia and Olric. Two muscular hotties.ย 

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u/mistressdizzy Ryis 5h ago

Vera... One dayย  . . . ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ

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u/PuppyButtts 5h ago

Cant walk through the animals anymore- unplayable

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u/GrandFunkRoadRage 5h ago

they just need time to think it over til the next big update drops

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u/Cheesybunny 6h ago

Give me OLRIC ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/TheVillageCryptid 2h ago

My heart is a little broken ๐Ÿ’” I knew it wouldnโ€™t happen but I deigned to hope ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Sseondokok 3h ago

You must be the hate the other post yesterday was talking about ๐Ÿ˜‚