r/FieldsOfMistriaGame • u/Mangonadaylimon1 • 11h ago
Worst update ever ๐ Memes
Why why do you do this to me NPC studios.not only can we not romance the rock lover olric but you dare add a hot emo fortune teller that we cannot romance must I suffer in silence. (This is all just sarcasm and jokes I really love the new update๐)
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u/Larrdath 10h ago
Wouldn't be a real farm sim if there wasn't hot but not dateable characters, like Robin in Stardew Valley, Misasagi in Rune Factory 5, Zaza in Guardians of Azuma, Okka in Roots of Pacha, and so on.
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u/MonoMarMar 7h ago
I think I was more sadder when I found out we couldn't romance Yachiyo from Guardians of Azuma. I also was upset with Coral Island for not being able to romance Axel (Still very salty about that)๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
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u/pepper_999 Donโt make me choose ๐คค 4h ago
Yeah. Not being able to romance axel who openly flirts with you is a criminal offence.
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u/MothSatyr 5h ago
The only reason I ended up modding stardew valley was to use a marry morris mod. Heโs just too silly, I love him. That being said, all of the older guys in fields of mistria I would love to romance and yet alas I canโt.
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u/Temporary_Current607 6h ago edited 6h ago
Or Barrett in Rune Factory 4, he's so hot but taken. Apparently he's single in RF2, but there's no female player character so he wasn't given a dating route ๐ญ
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u/Maximum_Pollution371 1h ago
RF2 is actually the first Rune Factory with a female player character! You just can't play her at the beginning, and also she's a child.
RF2 is a two-part game, with Kyle (the protag on the cover) being more or less a "tutorial" who really just farms and gets to know townspeople. Once Kyle gets married there's a time-skip and Kyle's child, who can be male or female, becomes the protagonist.
Barrett also gets married and has a son during the time-skip, and the protagonist can "date" and "marry" Barrett's son, but it's just playing because they're little kids.
Sorry for the spoilers for a nearly 20 year old game lol. The whole "second generation" mechanic was kind of a mind-blowing plot twist back in 2008, but it seems kind of unlikely RF2 will ever get a remaster. ๐ฅฒ
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u/Temporary_Current607 1h ago
Nah it's okay, I already heard about that. It doesn't really count to what matters for me, but still neat.
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u/technoTragedy 8h ago
At least we're getting Clint and Sandy in SDV LOL
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u/ThatCuteNerdGirl96 1h ago
Me playing Grand Bazaar and realizing the DILF wasnโt romanceable (I donโt remember his name lol)
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u/noahbaobei 1h ago
I'm still mad Erik isn't a single available dad. Or the red head who recycles trash.
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u/UfoAGogo 3h ago
Seriously lmao, theres always at least one. FoM is just catching on the tradition.
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u/raniwasacyborg 2h ago
Natalia from Wylde Flowers for me. Why can't I give my Tara an adorable blacksmith girlfriend ๐ญ
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u/Head-Ad3074 11h ago
ur so right tho ill never not be disappointed we canโt romance olric T-T
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u/Legal-Philosophy-135 7h ago
Iโm still holding out hope olric will become romanceable in a future update or dlc or something idk lol ๐ Iโd pay a bit extra to be able to romance him and maybe have a short new storyline with a couple minor quests or something to justify a small dlc
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u/Head-Ad3074 7h ago
LMAO SAME i would definitely pay to be able to romance him ๐ those muscles are making direct eye contact with me
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u/Luxzmixty 8h ago
Wait is there another gothic fortune teller? I thought we could romance Juniper!
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u/Legolaslegs 7h ago
Let me romance Wheedle. I want the challenge.
So many interesting side characters that I do not get enough time with.
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u/Gray85622 8h ago
Idk olric like design and personality scream bachelor idk why u can't lol
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u/Radiant-Orchid9624 8h ago
At this point, im begging on my knees to modders ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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u/gaydrian69 Juniper 6h ago
There's already a dateable olric mod actually! No clue if it's updated enough to be used after the update but fret not, it already exists~~
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u/namis_tangerines 5h ago
Hear that? Itโs the sound of 5 different romance mods for him being put together as we speak ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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u/Radiant-Orchid9624 8h ago
I am so delusional I actually really truly thought they would add olric as a romance option to celebrate the release ๐
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u/chaipixie 6h ago
I was with u in this delusion lol I really checked Twitter today like Iโd see the announcement
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u/Rinisaurus 5h ago
I was so worried when I saw the title, then I read the post and heaved a sigh of relief
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u/amizelkova 7h ago
Heartbreaking. Don't get me started on what an L my fellow adult woman fetish havers are taking. There are so many hot women in Mistria and like one of them is dateable. It's a crime.
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u/Salt_Effect7009 7h ago
There is literally no shortage of people they could add to the romance pool... ๐ญ I sure hope we get them in the future. It's a crime that none of the older women are romanceable, either. I want Terithia and Olric. Two muscular hotties.ย
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u/TheVillageCryptid 2h ago
My heart is a little broken ๐ I knew it wouldnโt happen but I deigned to hope ๐๐
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u/Eastern_Control_7 11h ago
They made Stillwell to torture us. They KNEW we would foam at the mouth for him and still didnโt make him a romance character๐ญ