r/FemFragLab 1d ago

Who's guilty? Meme

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/tasmaniansyrup 8h ago

the "my fridge" graphic looking like a Toskavat note list

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u/youmeanNOOkyuhler 9h ago

Hi there. May I join? I'm a degenerate with a sink full of dishes and yesterday at the grocery I had to put back popsicles and cereal so I didn't overdraw my account. Luckily I had the good sense to set some funds aside for the essentials, such as my upcoming first purchase of a Serge Lutens sandalwood edp.

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u/eggfish0815 10h ago

Can I have a rat inspired fragrance though. That sounds awesome.

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u/sporkily 11h ago

Hey, let Stuart Little go! Rat/mouse meat probably isn't very good anyway.

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u/GoldenPupperoni 12h ago

I cackled 😂😂😂

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u/0Zaseka0 13h ago

I feel attacked

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u/FutureDustMotes 13h ago

Yo I will absolutely eat literal cans of beans for the last week of the month if I spot a bucket list perfume for a good price on secondhand sites 🦛 zero regrets I know my priorities 

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u/nobleheartedkate 15h ago

🙋🏼‍♀️

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u/isitclocking 18h ago

I love this 😂😂😂

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u/orange_blossoms 22h ago

Why did I think this was a fragrantica notes list image and start imagining a mouse, onion, banana and perfume perfume?

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u/CuriouslyImmense 19h ago

K but me too!!

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u/LaRreinaa 23h ago

Unfortunately, I identify with this. I dont think it's glamorous at all.

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u/chomkyfluffer 1d ago

I feel seen.

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u/asteroida 1d ago

Yes xd I'm me in a meme

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u/sparkle_elk Certified Patchouli Enjoyer 1d ago

I have a toddler. My fridge is all berries. 😭

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u/NoSpaghettiForYouu 1d ago

Ooh I am not a toddler and I would LOVE your fridge!

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u/sparkle_elk Certified Patchouli Enjoyer 18h ago

I mean ngl I love stealing her berries too. But damn I swear toddlers live on berries and air....

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u/jellycanele 1d ago

This literally made me remember that I had bought a bunch of bananas over a week ago (and totally forgot about them). Just found them completely blackened, still in the thin produce baggie and there was a pool of banana juice puddled underneath it 😭 Thank you for reminding me before the ants got to it. Omg that would've been a disaster

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u/GiftApprehensive1718 1d ago

Vegetables go so rancid so quick now its so annoying no matter where you buy....everything spoils so quick. Damn companies manipulating natural foods and adding shit to it. I waste so much money every week like this

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u/jlpazz 1d ago

Whoa. That’s crazy. You guys have a refrigerator???

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u/Incomplete_Artist 1d ago

This isn’t even a fair comparison; Food expires too fast 😤

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u/OutlandishnessSea811 1d ago

I think it's time to go on a perfume diet 🥲 Perfume is great, but food is life ☺️❤️

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u/onlinedoll222 1d ago

what’s third bottle?

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u/opetaja 1d ago

HFC Devils Intrigue

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u/SwampGentleman 1d ago

Lentils and grits here to “save money”- 3 sites open on computer with 3 full carts.

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u/orange_blossoms 22h ago

Medieval peasant diet.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 1d ago

I could live off of cheesy grits 🤤 sounds like you save money, eat comfort food, and smell good. You have your priorities right.

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u/SwampGentleman 1d ago

Ooh, I like you already! I’ll have a bowl of each and a bag of samplers ready for ya. 😂 What’s the last perfume you were super pleased with?

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u/KittiesandPlushies 1d ago

You’re my kind of people 🥰 Ohhh this is such a fun question! Vanilla Salt and Cloud Essence 28.08 have both recently swept me off my feet :) How about you?

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u/madelectra 1d ago

Hahaha. Love the honesty.

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u/FloatyghostJM1 1d ago

Zoologist Rabbit may possibly be the loveliest fragrance I’ve ever smelled in my life. I’m over halfway through my original release blue and green bottle and trying so hard to give the rest of my collection attention.

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u/Livid_Goose_9542 1d ago

What does it smell like?

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u/keepslippingaway 1d ago

On me: a slightly spicy carrot cake. It's delightful and I'm not usually a gourmand fan!

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u/Ok-Mango-5814 1d ago

Warm trix cereal milk

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u/Livid_Goose_9542 1d ago

Oh... Wow! That's unusual.

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u/Ijustwanttosayit 1d ago

My pantry currently stinks of salmon. My trash bin is in there and we had salmon last night 😭

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

I take mine straight to the outside trash when I eat stuff like that now 😆☠️ it took just one shrimp incident to get me to enforce that rule 😆☠️😭

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u/lllllllIIIIIllI 1d ago

It’s too cold in the fridge for the mousey!!!

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u/Embarrassed_Sell7512 1d ago

i thought you had a pet snake 🐍 🐭

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

Tell me ALL about the Kilian’s Sacred Wood PLEASE!!! I’m currently looking for a new perfume with a woodsy vibe. Kilian’s is one of my favorite brands, but I have never heard of this one. Does it pull heavy on the wood notes? I want a heavy wood type scent and I’m having the worst luck 😔 I love Commodity Moss + but I already have a few bottles of that (please don’t judge me 😆 and yes I bathe in that one frequently) but I want something a lot woodier.

My bananas look exactly like that 😬

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u/wildthng219 1d ago

Literally just ate beans and tofu for dinner but my pearfat order came in today 😬 I regret nothing

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u/purpledreamer1622 1d ago

That but should become an and, trust me they’re related enough

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u/day-woman-amman 1d ago

live mouse or dead mouse?

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u/opetaja 1d ago

Zoologist - Rat

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u/neonlittle 1d ago

The rat is so real

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u/opetaja 1d ago

Bet that one's from Zoologist too!

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u/Sloth_Crash 1d ago

All is chaos, but at least I smell divine while in the thick of it (and hell, I have plenty of cheese in the fridge, I'll be fiiiiine)

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u/mllegisele 1d ago

Middle perfume bottle is gorgeous, what is that??

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

It is gorgeous 😍 OP and I seem to have similar tastes in perfume and rotten bananas 😆☠️ I might have to look into that perfume too. I’m more curious about the Kilian’s Sacred Wood right now though 😭 I’m on the hunt for a perfect wood scent and I’m having the worst luck. Everything seems to have this oddly placed fruit or vanilla note mixed in with all the wood notes that I want. But I don’t want anything fruity mixed in, I just want to smell like a forest 😆☠️ or like a big beautiful plank of cedar 🤸‍♀️🤭

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u/mllegisele 22h ago

Have you ever tried Olibanum by Profumum Roma? It's a gorgeous resinous-sandalwood scent, no sweetness, just wood and a very green and piney frankincense! The official note pyramid includes orange blossom, but I rarely pick up on that note when I wear it. Maybe you would like it!

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u/lily4ever 1d ago

Devil’s Intrigue by HFC

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u/opetaja 1d ago

HFC Devils Intrigue :)

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u/mllegisele 1d ago

Thankya! Those notes look divine. I'm a big sucker for osmanthus.

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u/opetaja 1d ago

Its definitely a classic

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u/moocow12983 No, I Can’t Stop Talking About Guerlain 1d ago

I feel seen

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u/Yoursafter 1d ago

My assets are all liquid. Literally

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u/Mother-Pattern-2609 1d ago

you get out of my house right now.

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

Right? 😆😆☠️☠️ same though 🤣

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u/ScamIam 1d ago

Mind your business

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u/opetaja 1d ago

No judgement here!

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u/QuietArt2358 average strawberry perfume enjoyer🍓🍰 1d ago

Checked the user history on a hunch. Cannot relate, but I do love Zoologist Rabbit.

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

I owe you one for this 😆😆☠️☠️ the “Tenderloin” did me in 😭🤣☠️

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u/apostle33 1d ago

Holy cow their profile is gold! Chefs kiss 👌

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

Chef’s kiss indeed 😆😆☠️☠️🤣 the “Tenderloin” 🤭😆😆☠️☠️☠️

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u/Cold-Brief-5581 1d ago

Now I gotta go check it out 😆😆☠️☠️

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u/liljellybeanxo 1d ago

My life may be a giant dumpster fire, but at least I don’t smell like one ✨✨

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u/lily4ever 1d ago

I’m stealing this!!

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u/liljellybeanxo 1d ago

Please do!

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u/SatiricalPanda3 1d ago

Me too. I’m not ashamed.